the last airbender

Started by rtil, July 1, 2010 09:39 AM

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rtil

the rumors are true

it's horrible terrible awful worst movie of the year so far

one dimensional characters that you never get to see develop or change

a predictable, boring story

tacky special effects with no point in the reald3D gimmick (the trailers were more 3D than the movie, they probably threw it in at the last second to jack up ticket prices)

constant narration just in case you didn't hear all the embarassingly awkward and bad dialogue

m. night is just another george lucas - a director who becomes successful, grabs too much power, writes some scripts and everyone's afraid to tell him his ideas are bad, so they all end up on the screen. the happening was the first product of that, and this is the second.

i was lucky enough not to have to pay for my ticket , but to anyone curious - don't bother


billy

another shitty m. night movie who'da thunk it

Antfish

[spoiler]The coffee's bland[/spoiler]


Lats, Squats, & Oates

damn my heart is broken cuz i love the anime version so f*cking much!!!!!!

redmongoose

the last windbreaker
Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

BlueScarab

I thought "The Happening" was okay. It reminded me of the 50s 60s paronoia stuff.

Casey Pixmintro

This movie was so bad it actually got a lower score than Furry Vengeance on RT. WOW
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

lenko

was there a shyamalan signature twist by any chance
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

rtil

no, it was so predictable you knew how it was going to end within the first 10 minutes. actually, that's exactly how "the happening" was, too. no twist at all. in fact it was so boring i started dozing off halfway through. i'm sure i didn't miss much, though.

creamcorn

did anyone here enjoy the nickelodeon show?

from what i have read so far the movie seems to be pretty faithful to the source material

Fuzz

I thought the show was pretty good, altho, they did have a lot of those cliche episodes...

shura

im definitely not surprised the movie sucks tbh. i dont think animes are suited for live-action adaptations. look at the horrible dragonball z live action movie for example. the shittiness of that movie doesnt reflect the actual quality of the show at all. i watched the first season of avatar and it was much better than i thought it would be tbh. i cant say much for the story itself, but the voiceacting is really good and the characters have a surprising amount of depth. also some of the animators for this show also work on boondocks. i definitely thought an anime on nickelodeon would be 10000% shittier than it actually is


rtil

Quote from: chickenfrom what i have read so far the movie seems to be pretty faithful to the source material
not even close. pretty much every character except zuko acts out of character , or has a complete lack of one. the story is also not only inaccurate, but abridged to the point where critical story elements are explained rather than portrayed.

lenko

there's this weird rumour about it being set after the end of the world or something (roger ebert mentioned it in his review), was that actually a part of the plot or what
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

creamcorn


Lats, Squats, & Oates

the last fartknocker


rtil

the plot is vaguely familiar but it's so watered and dumbed down

BluPhoenix

roger ebert gave it half a star lmao
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

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