i eat balls and assholes everday

Started by Lats, Squats, & Oates, July 1, 2010 10:45 PM

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Lats, Squats, & Oates

nothin' gets me riled up like a steamin' plate of testies and butts, boy, i sure do love swallowan down a big ol heapin' helpin' of sweaty man-bits, cooked to perfection at 450 degrees farenheit, slow roasted, fricassee'd , flambé'd, you name it i'll greedily gobble up scrumptious slightly lukewarm helpings of digested pork meat. rend me off a piece of thast man-ham and shiver me timbers, im goin' in for the main tresat.

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Lats, Squats, & Oates

¿hola yo queiro spicy grande balls and twats, deep fried and served on a lovely platter with some swell sweaty garnish garnered from fat floppy fucks who willingly would waiver their totality intact impending further investigation of there whereabouts, y tu?

funzop

most of that wasnt spanish noobie alarm

Lats, Squats, & Oates

people who dont speak english are subhuman scum, not worth the time of day unless you are taking the time out of your day to spit on their dirty shoes, because that is all what they are only good for anyway. now  get the fuck out of my thread you retard enabling piece of shit retard.

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zhicago


sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you

Necronomitr0n

a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. got me?
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

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retrosmash

Quote from: systecha squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. got me?
ilu

lenko

do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro
can you tie em in a knot can you tie em in a bow
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

Lats, Squats, & Oates

Quote from: retrosmash
Quote from: systecha squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. got me?
ilu
HAHA OPH BOY CAPTAIN BEEFHEART YOU TWO FAGGOTS SURE ARE TRENDY eat shit and die

get tha fuck out my cool thread fgor cool kids only

rtil

see this is how you make an nsfw thread

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