Dailytoons Season 5

[Lats, Squats, & Oates]

i think it's simply that the majority of us are done with newgrounds because we've completely milked it for all the humor we could get out of it. the reactions have been largely the same for the last 5 or 6 years. that doesn't make us think we're better than people who still go there, but rather we wonder how anyone who's still going there that did what we all did in 2005 is still even remotely interesting. by all means though, continue if you like.

thats i think the reason why most people still go there but i go there for different reasons, its my dump site for all my .swf's and .jpg's and every now and then i post something. im permabanned from all the community aspects of the site so theres not much for me to do besides upload shit since im not concerned with making alts or using proxies. your argument is valid in a couple ways except for the fact that well you could replace pretty much any website and itd be the same thing. i started going to 4chan back in like 2005 when habbo hotel invasions were the cool thing to do and i dont see how anyone could still go there, besides the fact that its a completely different website than it was in 2005. and what about all the people who have been using somethingawful for an entire decade? what about youtube? my point is that all websites are shit, the internet is shit, everyone is shit, and we are all gonna die in our own shit, so who gives a shit?

[rtil]

youtube is not the best example cuz i don't think many people go there to participate in the community or interact with people so much as to watch videos out of boredom or curiosity. in general, though, after a certain number of years of being exposed to the internet, we all end up becoming bored of that aspect of it.

[ThreeStar]

The thing about DailyToons season 5 is that we're not really making them for anyone but ourselves, and the errant 14-year-old Newgrounds idiots that happen to watch them. I really wanna make this a return to the original season, and that's why you're going to see more toons by myself, SevenStar and other original members.

The point of this season is to have fun and reminisce about old times. It just happens that NG is the biggest flash community on the net, and it's got the best portal system. But we never made these for the Newgrounds audience, we really just made them for ourselves to laugh at (and to piss off other users, but that era's over). That's why it doesn't really bother me that no one here cares about Dailytoons--because no one ever did.

[funzop]

It just happens that NG is the biggest flash community on the net, and it's got the best portal system

this might be the saddest part about the whole thing
i have had knowledge of newgrounds since 2007 or somethin so i cannot be a jaded old internet veteran from '05 (bak in da day lol!!) who is bored with the whole system as you guys are, i just think theres no point in visiting it any more and all the people who i originally visited it for and collaborated with are all of the same mindset i guess
that said i really enjoyed what the ss did and im glad you guys are still doing them and although i am a faggot who comes from that backalleys gAy pLAce 4 WannABEes whO TEh suk rTil DiCk all day.,.,.,... i would be happy to contribute¡¡¡¡¡¡
no one cares

[rtil]

i've always known that the ss made dailytoons for fun and for ourselves, i had a lot of fun doing it. but it keeps getting resurrected and it's not the same to me anymore

[Casey Pixmintro]

I still keep around Newgrounds but I don't do the forums anymore cuz they're really gay. I just go now to rip on people I hate. I missed all of the original Dailytoons and pretty much fuckin everything from the Star Syndicate since I didn't even start until 2008. It'd be cool to contribute some stuff but im hardly the material for it.

[emanhattan]

I pretty much only visit newgingsd to either make a post where I bitch about not liking something or when Im going to upload a drawing/cartoon wich is like every 2 months

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Oh boy someone else who thinks they know what they're talking about.
I love deconstructing giant posts of bullcrap so here I go.

im just saying the way everyone around here (zekey you are the worst at this) is like you are just putting your fingers in your ears and going "laaa laala laaaa"

This forum isn't about N3wgrounds or the Star Syndicate. I don't have to automatically agree with everything that comes from those places. Especially when its someone belaboring to try to resurrect a silver age of hilarity that died a long time ago and is never going to come back.

maybe you are trying to prove how cool and above shit you are by just not talking about it at all? but it seems like childish and pointless posturing to me. some people still genuinely enjoy going to n3wgrounds, and other people still genuinely enjoy going to n3wgrounds to make fun of the people that still go to n3wgrounds.

Why would I want to discuss something that upsets me? Something I decided I didn't want to take part in? How is avoiding bad things "posturing"? Throwing in buzzwords into sentences doesn't suddenly turn your baseless accusation into a cold fact, squef.

here i will spout out advice to a bunch of people that dont give a shit about my opinion but hopefully youll realize how silly this all is.

It's silly to avoid annoying and bad things online guys, you heard it here first.

i guess ill take this time to call zekey and bug out on their bullshit. people care as much about your stupid hand-holding unwarranted faggot elitism about as much as they care about this post.

Not wanting to go to a frustrating infuriating website = unwarranted faggot elitism. Ok, then.
I guess by that logic, not wanting to download spy sheriff = punching someone.

you are like taylor bortner + armon pakdel were a year or so ago except even worse because you are both individually more intelligent and generally better than taylor/armon so when you come together to form into the giant transformers bot of "4CHAN AND TEAM FORTRESS TWO ARE MORALLY AND PHILOSOPHICALLY SUPERIOR TO N3WGR0UNDS AND WHATEVER OTHER GAY SHIT YOU SIMPLE CHILDREN CAN CAME UP WITH" it turns into a really terribly gay mess!

See I should stop here because this pretty much proves you only posted this giant paragraph to get me to respond. Good job, it worked. You made a bored person type something.
However, I'll go ahead and humor this passage because it's completely false.

Squef, if you truly believe this (which you dont) I implore, no I BEG you to go into every post I have ever made and find a point in time where I have said that 4chan is philosophically superior to anything. Or for that matter, find a point where I even called it "good"

Or even better, find a time where I have made ANY comparison of TF2 to Newgrounds. Something I would never do because it's apples and oranges. One is a website of short films made by children. One is Quake with a different design played by children.

You, being a really stupid kid, automatically assume that due to the fact I play TF2 and enjoy it and that I go to some areas of 4chan, that I automatically think they are the bee's knees.
You work in absolutes. TF2 has plenty of problems, from its furry servers, to its homoerotic fanbase. 4chan has so many things wrong with it, I could write a book.

But there are parts of it that are enjoyable too. Just as there are parts of newgrounds that havent been ruined yet.

and no i dont give a fuck if you cant handle a link to child porn, that image is fucking hilarious no matter its illegality, its so far pushed into the realm of the absurd that as to be removed from reality. its a baby being tied down to a table and being shit on by a grown man. pure comedic gold.

You didn't read anything I sent to you that night did you? I have been on the internet since the days of DOS. Nothing offends me anymore. But I am a selfish man and I look out for my well-being. If you don't care about getting in trouble and feel like saving child porn to your pc so you can share it with the world, then be my guest. But I want nothing to do with you. It's karma. You WILL get in trouble for this shit eventually. The government takes control of more parts of the internet everyday. Proxies can't hide you forever.

I'm glad however that you got so upset at the fact that I don't want to talk to you because of that. It shows, much like this whole essay you've written, that you're just an angry fan.
Much like Ansel was, you're someone who thought I was a pretty cool guy and now that I'm tired of these kinds of shenanigans, it hurts your feelings because you still have such an emotional investment on what a big fat hairy guy on the internet thinks of you. That says more than your essay ever could.

heres a funny thing to ponder, not too long ago i was really fucking gay and i got in a big ol' huff whenever someone mentioned 4chan at all.

That's not funny at all. Or interesting.

I feel in retrospect that this was stupid childish behavior to just automatically blacklist everything from one particular website, even if there were a lot of generally funny images or things to be found in the website. in fact its from this website where i think i originally found that priceless image of the baby get shitted on. either that or drewpickles. anyway point being as time went by i began to realize that i was being a big fucking baby, that nobody cared what i thought about popular internet website, and that nobody cared how much i didnt care about how little they cared. at this point in time i still dont visit 4chan very often, its just not a habit of mine ive been into for a long time. but now whenever someone links me something from 4chan i dont go off telling them they are gay useless shitty morons for going to 4chan, i might even click the link, whatever the case may be i simply accept that some people go to popular internet websites that i may not find very suitable for my tastes.

Hey champ, I still go to N3wgrounds if someone links me to good things from there as well. Especially when someone like Mindchamber or Hans van Harken or J_Seed link me to something. You'd know that if you bothered to read things I write. But who does that anymore? Not you, that's for sure. But feel free to think I blacklist everything like some sort of Nazi. You might want to actually find things I've written and not just hearsay from angry people from irc or aim or whatever amazing deep pool of information you dredge this gobbeldy gook from.

i always believed zekey to be a more intelligent and capable man than myself, and was very saddened to see that he had regressed to a stage i had previously found myself in. a stage of complete and utter stupidity.

Wow this guy who named himself after a reptile enjoys rebelling against the social cliches of a pornographic website full of kids cartoons. He must be a real intelligent guy. He's 24 and lives in his car. God he's so smart I wish he would stay on this site forever and entertain me and be my best online friend.
Oh what's that? He left? And he doesn't like the website (something i've known for years thats evident in his films i like so much)? and he's never coming back? and he doesn't like me posting porn all over a forum he frequents?

Well, that's just childish of him. I hope he trips over a cliff of dicks into a sea of farts.


I am glad I am the better man and decided to continue to hang around places I hate so I can draw parallels to them for the next decade.

heres hoping that thebackalleys.com/forum can better itself as a community, and that the individuals who partake in its matters can better themselves as people. there is absolutely no reason or need to get mad at something on the internet, ever. doesn't happen. if you care enough about some trivial ass bullshit that happens online find a new hobby.

tl;dr eat shit. die alone.

You're clearly upset. But hey you got me to respond to you. Which is all you really wanted right? Enjoy your mental masturbation man you trolled me real good. I feel lower than a bow legged rattlesnake. I'm so dumb haha. I wish I had common sense and talent. Well time to draw some team fortress pornography for my secret sheezyart page. That's much more constructive than posting on n3wgrounds! Haha, I zinged that place good I am proud of myself for doing so! I am zekey and everything I say is right and everyone should read between the lines of everything I say because I am smart.

[billy]

big tl;dr textwall

bigger tl;dr textwall

zekey's textwall is bigger squef got PWN3D

[Lats, Squats, & Oates]

This forum isn't about N3wgrounds or the Star Syndicate. I don't have to automatically agree with everything that comes from those places. Especially when its someone belaboring to try to resurrect a silver age of hilarity that died a long time ago and is never going to come back.

Considering I tell people to think for themselves and after taking a good long hard look at what the SS really is and deciding it had no place for me, I really don't think im the type of person who would be all "The SS is cool! You should follow what they do!" to anybody, at least not now in the year 2010. Maybe in 2009, and definitely in 2008, but i've changed since then, and im sure most other people have changed a bit too. As is human.

Why would I want to discuss something that upsets me? Something I decided I didn't want to take part in? How is avoiding bad things "posturing"? Throwing in buzzwords into sentences doesn't suddenly turn your baseless accusation into a cold fact, squef.

Well maybe its different for you but pretty much everything upsets me to some degree, even simple pleasures like masturbation or making a nice drawing or playing a video game, at some level I am ultimately annoyed by existence in itself. My accusation was that you sit in your dark room telling people that the things you like are better than the things they like, which may or may not be true at some point in time for just about anybody. I'd be surprised to meet a human who has never in their life insisted that their opinion was worth more than another persons. To me the fact that you had become so angry and shitty after getting your life together and getting some good money doing things you enjoy (more than shelling out blockbuster titles at least) proved that you never really believed in all that shit you had spouted before anyone. You were rigid and stern in your impoverished state, and suddenly you abandoned all the things you claimed to believe in once you became a bit more well off. The American dream.

I'm gonna diverge into something related here but its a bit off, the fact that you're right even though its an obvious thing to point out, I don't know you at all I just have built up ideas and thoughts about you as a person in my head. You might think to some extent I idolized you but I honestly don't believe that is the case, I always saw you as a friend who just happened to be older and have more experience than myself, experience that I might be able to learn from. I suppose that is selfish and a terrible reason for a friendship to begin with, but the simple fact that I've never known you or anyone else online for that matter means that even if I were to idolize someone who I don't know (insert anyone), it would be idolization of my idea of who they are. But then again that hasn't stopped billions of people throughout history from idolizing God whom they have never met and know nothing about, maybe thats the point of it to begin with.

It's silly to avoid annoying and bad things online guys, you heard it here first.

I was saying it was silly to wordfilter n3wgrounds, killing any debate or discussion about it to begin with. Effectively labeling n3wgrounds as a problem and rooting it out before it gets to sprout its ugly head here and ruin the perfect utopia of thebackalleys posting paradise. I was saying its silly to get heated up over these debates, which you seem to think I am, this is all par for the course for me. Maybe you haven't recognized it yet but I have to break everything down and pour over every minor detail, I have to over-complicate and overstate everything, I have to question every single thing in order to find the common threads that tie them all together. Its simply in my nature, it seems to piss everyone around me off that I am restless in my pursuits of nothing, but I see no way of stopping. I was merely saying its silly to want to avoid discussion of something merely because it annoys and pains you, simply because to me everything is annoying and painful, yet we must continue to discuss and debate it because the is the purpose of life.

Not wanting to go to a frustrating infuriating website = unwarranted faggot elitism. Ok, then.
I guess by that logic, not wanting to download spy sheriff = punching someone.

Your 'unwarranted faggot elitism' comes from you and bug going apeshit over someone not being up to par with your ideals. Your ideals currently seem to consist of playing a lot of team fortress 2. Not from avoiding discussing n3wgrounds which merely ties in with the problem.

See I should stop here because this pretty much proves you only posted this giant paragraph to get me to respond. Good job, it worked. You made a bored person type something.
However, I'll go ahead and humor this passage because it's completely false.

This is good that you see that my entire post was humorous, but I wonder how it came to be that you then missed the blatantly obvious jokes within the post as evidenced by what you type below.

Squef, if you truly believe this (which you dont) I implore, no I BEG you to go into every post I have ever made and find a point in time where I have said that 4chan is philosophically superior to anything. Or for that matter, find a point where I even called it "good"

Since you took my obviously sarcastic sentence that was mired in hyperbole and hurt feelings literally, there is no point in me doing anything at this point other than saying good job! Good job on missing the point.

Or even better, find a time where I have made ANY comparison of TF2 to Newgrounds. Something I would never do because it's apples and oranges. One is a website of short films made by children. One is Quake with a different design played by children.

You don't have to make these comparisons directly when the point of the post was that you are opposing things you used to enjoy in favor of things you currently enjoy. The fact that you see how dumb all of these things you have enjoyed are merely speaks to your frustration with life itself. Which is something I find agreeable for the most part. Now you can go ahead and say this is all stuff I've made up in my head, which it is, but it probably isn't too far off from the truth.

You, being a really stupid kid, automatically assume that due to the fact I play TF2 and enjoy it and that I go to some areas of 4chan, that I automatically think they are the bee's knees.
You work in absolutes. TF2 has plenty of problems, from its furry servers, to its homoerotic fanbase. 4chan has so many things wrong with it, I could write a book.

Now that's just hurtful mister, but since you are assuming that I assume things (of course we both assume things we are human) lets go ahead and break this down bit by bit. I assume that due to the fact that you play TF2 and talk about how bad n3wgrounds is to the point where you closed your account down so you wouldn't have any reason or chance to ever go back to the site again proves that you are behaving like any angst ridden teenager would. I assume that due to the fact that you spout off horse shit all the time about how angsty teens are so god damned stupid, and yet continue to behave like one, proves that you are a big dumb baby. And before you take that last sentence literally and search your post history for the specific words "angsty teen stupid", you made fun of children several times in this post alone. Which is stupid, of course children are stupid they haven't had any experience with the world.

If anything I am guilty of confusing and muddying your points of view into one general viewpoint. Now if you operate under the assumption that you can disassociate certain parts of your life from other parts, then we are at an impasse. I live under the notion that everything I experience is ultimately linked together, all the things I do are associated with each other and with my past, present, and future self. Its all a part of the process of existing.

And beyond that this is merely us splitting hairs since we both think n3wgrounds is a shithole.

But there are parts of it that are enjoyable too. Just as there are parts of newgrounds that havent been ruined yet.

This to me is a good statement as it proves you aren't drowning in your misery, you aren't a huge hypocritical baby, or whatever else I've tried calling you so I could hurt your feelings. Pretty much this right here proves that none of this back and forth has mattered at all because in reality we are both far more reasonable and likable people In Real Life than we are online. You realize there is good and bad in everything and you accept it, as any reasonable likable person would. High five.

You didn't read anything I sent to you that night did you? I have been on the internet since the days of DOS. Nothing offends me anymore. But I am a selfish man and I look out for my well-being. If you don't care about getting in trouble and feel like saving child porn to your pc so you can share it with the world, then be my guest. But I want nothing to do with you. It's karma. You WILL get in trouble for this shit eventually. The government takes control of more parts of the internet everyday. Proxies can't hide you forever.

Now this is silly, but it makes sense. I've played up the whole argh im an internet rebel with nothing to lose and a deep dark mysterious past fuck you thing, so it makes sense you would buy into that. But in reality I have absolutely no cp on my hard drive, or my external hard drive, or my laptops hard drive, or anywhere else. I post some cp on tba a couple times and everyone assumes im a terrible heathen with tons of the shit everywhere and I spend all my time being a hardcore internet rebel or whatever, and I feed the fire by agreeing and acting accordingly. The reason I posted it in the first place obviously was to garner attention and offend people, the fact that a year or so later everyone thinks i've been creeb'ing it up my whole life makes it even more enjoyable.

At a very young and impressionable time in my life the idea that I could piss people off online and derive pleasure from their frustration at being able to do nothing to me was a very pervasive one. One that im not sure I've entirely stopped, maybe its mutated, I'm not sure. That must be it because as I was reading your reply I couldn't help but lean back in my chair and pop some grapes in my mouth while rubbing my nipples. I am a hedonist of annoyance, a libertine of faggotry, over-consumption of strangers e-tears has turned me into a blubbery malcontent. I'd apologize for my misbehavior if only it wasn't so god damn stupid. How do you apologize for stupidity?

I'm glad however that you got so upset at the fact that I don't want to talk to you because of that. It shows, much like this whole essay you've written, that you're just an angry fan.
Much like Ansel was, you're someone who thought I was a pretty cool guy and now that I'm tired of these kinds of shenanigans, it hurts your feelings because you still have such an emotional investment on what a big fat hairy guy on the internet thinks of you. That says more than your essay ever could.

If anything I'm upset at the fact that an older user of the internet finds me intolerable, because then I can't have him reminisce about the good ol' days to me. The time you told me the tale of T0MMY was a very good time. In fact I derived more entertainment from that then any of your flash movies or anyone elses flashes. Except maybe stinky boot fuckers thats still a favorite of mine I like to revisit from time to time.

Well if we want to go way back to when this all started in like 2007 for me, when I first saw that clown movie of yours on the front-page of newgrounds I didn't think to myself "oh boy this is so cool zekey is such a cool guy!" I thought to myself "why is this fucking crap on the frontpage, i could do this, just because that faggot zekey is an old star syndicate member FUCK YOU TOM". So it was a bit of a different mindset than you think, if anything I tried weaseling my way into the upper echelon's of my largely imagined internet hierarchy, and when I got there realized my reasons for wanting to be there were false, that the society I envisioned didn't exist or had otherwise fallen to utter decay, and that ultimately none of this shit mattered at all. I started getting to know more about myself and the world around me, and found that theres a lot of really cool cats in the places I was trying to go online, but it had mostly fallen apart by the time I got there, and the people I really liked didn't seem to care too much. Am I a big fat baby who spends all his time calling other people big fat babies? Its a definite possibility. Or on the other hand its possible my original notion of wanting to piss everyone in the world off panned out far better than I expected, and now I can piss people off by attacking their entire world view and their history and all this. I don't really know who I am yet but I know if things keep going like they have been for the past 5 years I'm going to be miserable and alone for my entire life, and im ok with that, after all at least ill be able to piss other people off on the internet lmfao!!!!!

That's not funny at all. Or interesting.

lmao damn you fucken hardcore n shit???? hoo boy yeh uhh, actually, the fact that you once told me that making flash movies was way better than playing WoW because WoW is a waste of time, and now all you do is play TF2 (WoW with guns) and make weebl flashes (not good) is pretty fuckin funny and interesting.

Hey champ, I still go to N3wgrounds if someone links me to good things from there as well. Especially when someone like Mindchamber or Hans van Harken or J_Seed link me to something. You'd know that if you bothered to read things I write. But who does that anymore? Not you, that's for sure. But feel free to think I blacklist everything like some sort of Nazi. You might want to actually find things I've written and not just hearsay from angry people from irc or aim or whatever amazing deep pool of information you dredge this gobbeldy gook from.

How could I read the things you write when you want nothing to do with me and I want nothing to do with anyone ?_? and I never said anything in that mess of text that you immediately blacklist everything from NG, even if thats what you thought was implied by it, but that entire breakdown dealt with how the general feeling in the TBA community is that if its from NG its bad so lets just not talk about NG. You weren't the only problem I was dealing with in that post.  The only reason I even bothered bringing you up is because Bug called me a rude name in tf2 earlier that day and I decided fuck you guys im gonna elicit a response from you, which you knew thats all I wanted, and thats what I got. I win the fucking championship of being a huge asshole please eat my shit.

Wow this guy who named himself after a reptile enjoys rebelling against the social cliches of a pornographic website full of kids cartoons. He must be a real intelligent guy. He's 24 and lives in his car. God he's so smart I wish he would stay on this site forever and entertain me and be my best online friend.
Oh what's that? He left? And he doesn't like the website (something i've known for years thats evident in his films i like so much)? and he's never coming back? and he doesn't like me posting porn all over a forum he frequents?

Well, that's just childish of him. I hope he trips over a cliff of dicks into a sea of farts.

The only thing I can say to this is that its funny, in a good way, and im glad to see that biting self-loathing that so many TRUE internet users seem to develop in full force here. I would give this performance two thumbs up if they weren't up my ass while I type this.

I am glad I am the better man and decided to continue to hang around places I hate so I can draw parallels to them for the next decade.

but thats the entire internet

You're clearly upset. But hey you got me to respond to you. Which is all you really wanted right? Enjoy your mental masturbation man you trolled me real good. I feel lower than a bow legged rattlesnake. I'm so dumb haha. I wish I had common sense and talent. Well time to draw some team fortress pornography for my secret sheezyart page. That's much more constructive than posting on n3wgrounds! Haha, I zinged that place good I am proud of myself for doing so! I am zekey and everything I say is right and everyone should read between the lines of everything I say because I am smart.

I am very upset because I am a shit eating baby. I am actually surprised you made a response post but I doubt bug will, that would make me a happy guy though. I didn't just want a response from you but I also wanted to derail the whole thread and maybe get some clarification as to why I've been spending the past couple years involved in this whole mess. Can nobody but myself answer the questions I have imagined? Is that what I'm supposed to take from all this? Who knows. When dealing with me you are dealing with 19 years of seething hatred seeking to ask itself why its so sad. That is my life so far, and I feel compelled to spill my guts to the online community I have seemingly fallen into because I have noone to turn to in the physical world. Sad and pathetic excuses are all I have to offer, to a world that has proven its ears are deaf and its heart is cold. Won't you show some measure of mercy dear Nathan and shotgun blast my soul into the ephemeral with your cunning forum posts, it is all I ask.

You would think I'd be weak by all the sicknesses I exude, all the festering boils that cover my identity, all the morose scars covering my fetid corpse-like state. However I am the carrier, I am the disease, I am made healthier and stronger the more tainted and perverted I become. You must destroy me now before I contaminate the holy waters of thebackalleys any further than I already have, it is an entirely cyclical process and it feeds me. I hunger for more. Strike me down now BEFore I become too far gone!!!!!!!!!!! [size=]*screams can be heard as i whisk myself away back to my gaycave where i insert noobies into my asshole for sustenance* [/size]

[BlueScarab]

If people are still havin fun it doesnt really matter.

I think Newgrounds is like a big Alien sponge from those old B-movies. Its just soaks up all the talent and stuff people throw at it, then leaves them as serial killers or homeless.

[creamcorn]

[funzop]

i wonder if the guys at macromedia had any idea all the problems they would cause when they released that stupid piece of software

[creamcorn]

[lenko]

babby

[funzop]

babby

i ge tit nice 1

[lenko]

thank u

[creamcorn]

babby

i ge tit nice 1

nneeds more details and hhglights immo

[lenko]

oh snap now its on

[creamcorn]