Do you remember 'penis inspection day' at school?

[zembleborf]

i got called back for extra inspections for the entire week after

my dick is so big it's a BIOLOGICAL MIRACLE

i make ron jeremy look like a jap

[MarcK]

ron jeremy is japanese, retard

[zembleborf]

lmfa

[funzop]

this thread is stupid and is only tricking stupid people now please stop posting in it¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

actually i am jus tjealous because my dick is incredibly small

[Kött]

Can we now finally make this thread nsfw so we can post pictures of our dicks and compare each other's sizes?

[billy]

no

[Kött]

Oh fuck! Billy got yeeked!

[jjjjjjjjjj]

So I'm starting my first year of college next month, and I'm really nervous about the penis inspection. I know all freshman
students have to pass it, but how do you pass it? Anyone wanna share their story, what it's like etc?

[DrRumack]

i passed it by strapping on a fake dick

they couldnt tell the difference swear to god

[retrosmash]

i gave the inspector mad buxxx$$

[Casey Pixmintro]

I fucked the inspector and gave him hep.

[spite]

she said pass
with her legs on my shoulders I made her scream it

[jjjjjjjjjj]

what if it was a male nurse what then

[DrRumack]

what if it was a male nurse what then

same difference

[emanhattan]

I give this thread a 2/10

[davidmoore0]

Fuck 4chan.

[billy]

So I'm starting my first year of college next month, and I'm really nervous about the penis inspection. I know all freshman
students have to pass it, but how do you pass it? Anyone wanna share their story, what it's like etc?

it's not really a big deal, they just need to make sure that you don't have any diseases that can be passed on to other students etc

[aether]

we had this done in elementary school in the cafeteria i remember i was wearing my transformer undies and the print made it so the flap in front looked like megatron's mouth which if you didn't know is where one's schlong comes out.

[slack]

one time in preschool i pooped my pants and my teacher was cleanin me up and touched my penis

[billy]

one time in preschool i pooped my pants and my teacher was cleanin me up and touched my penis

i'm guessing this is a true story