SEEKING CONFIDANT

Philip K Dick · July 1, 2009 03:50 AM

My new confidant must meet these 6 requirements:

1) She must enjoy (or at least appreciate) soymilk and soy-based products.
2) Her breasts must reach down to her knees
3) Her heritage must appeal to me.

If you in fact meet all of the requirements, please contact me by fax. You can reach me at 4 (four) 14 (fourteen) 37 (thirty-seven 37) (thirty-seven).

trent bortknob · July 1, 2009 03:57 AM

hey can i be ur confident? l

Philip K Dick · July 1, 2009 04:00 AM

Quote from: taylorhey can i be ur confident? l

please dont reply in this thread if you are interested in becoming my confidant, like i said just fax me

the voting process will take several months so dont expect a response until late november

DrRumack · July 1, 2009 04:12 AM

i'm sorry but i find myself incapable of being your confident
however i am perfectly capable of standing on my own head

CoolDrMoney · July 1, 2009 04:23 AM

The Confident

Rated R

jjjjjjjjjj · July 1, 2009 04:24 AM

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slack · July 1, 2009 09:36 PM

Soymilk is great

Philip K Dick · July 21, 2009 09:10 PM

ok guys i know youve been eagerly awaiting the announcement of my new confidant

and im very pleased to announce that

it will take several more weeks to deliver a final decision