schools out

Started by Wasim, June 8, 2010 05:02 PM

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BluPhoenix

thank god for undo buttons with autotune
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Necronomitr0n

I MADE A BOO BOO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

BluPhoenix

NOW WAIT A MINUUUTE
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Daveb0t


Kött

:3

creamcorn


BluPhoenix

Quote from: chickenban kott
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Mew_User

Quote from: BluPhoeniX7
Quote from: chickenban kott
No

BluPhoenix

[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Kött

Quote from: Bamyasi
Quote from: BluPhoeniX7
Quote from: chickenban kott
No
:3

Mew_User


BluPhoenix

[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Wasim

Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

creamcorn

rtil to the rescue

billy

you kids in grade school

you kooky kids

Wasim

well im done with school (no homework and tests anymore) all i gotta do is attend and watch movies all day for a week and a half and im done
i have a positive feeling that i just might pass this year
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

lenko

Quote from: Wasimall i gotta do is attend and watch movies all day for a week and a half


holy fuck those were the best days
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

creamcorn

movies about teens on drugs fiinding out about their true inner gay/lesbian self

Philip K Dick

Quote from: chickenmovies about teens on drugs fiinding out about their true inner gay/lesbian self

It was a dark and slutty night, I guess. Josh, Steven, Eugene, and Dack, four friends who all attended Acorn Middle School were huddled up together under a thin sheet at Steven's house, shivering due to the intense cold. Josh was the jock of the bunch, and he had powerful muscles because he played on the sports team at school. He was the self-appointed leader amongst his friends. Steven was the nerd; he solved math equations in his spare time. He was also a little chubby, leading to much teasing from the bully Chad. Eugene was somewhat of a loose wire (whatever the fuck that means) and didn't come to school much. He was the dropout of the bunch. And Dack? Dack was just an idiot. He also had an erection at that moment.
   "Dack!" exclaimed Josh, noticing the lump bulging from his friend's pants. "Did you get a big wart on your peepee?"
   "No," said Dack. "Dack no get wart."
   "It looks like someone forgot to put their pencil back in their cubby," said Steven, adjusting his round-rimmed glasses as he noticed Dack's erection.
   "No," repeated Dack. "No pencil in pants."
   "Then what is it, dude?" asked Eugene, his voice brimming with curiosity.
   Dack smiled a broken-toothed grin. "Peepee get big," he said.
   "Wow!" gasped Dack's three friends simultaneously.
   They quickly gathered around Dack, starting to prod and probe the lump in his pants.
   "Your peepee is so stiff and hard, Dack," said Josh. "Can you show us what it looks like?"
   Dack unzipped his fly, his erect, uncircumcised peepee flopping out.
   "Woah!" said Eugene, "Your peepee grew way bigger since when I saw it in the school bathroom last month!"
   Eugene pet the tip of Dack's peepee, causing him to let out a short moan.
   "Guys," said Josh, "My peepee is starting to grow too!"
   "Mine isn't," said Steven, "That's weird."
   "Holy moley!" said Eugene a little too enthusiastically. "Mine is getting bigger too!"
   Josh stood up and took off his pants and tighty-whities. His peepee stood a few good inches higher than Dack's, although Dack's was wider.
   "Guys," said Eugene with a worried look on his face. "This reminds me of my Uncle Dave. He used to make me put my peepee in his mouth."
   "Should we try that?" asked Josh.
   "That sounds kinda gross, dude," said Steven.
   "It couldn't hurt," reasoned Josh.
   Eugene shrugged and got to his knees. He crawled up to Josh and put his mouth around Josh's peepee.
   "Stop! That tickles!" said Josh with a giggle.
   Eugene watched in slight discomfort as Eugene sucked off Josh. Then, his peepee began to grow as well.
   "Woah..." said Eugene. "This feels weird."
   "It feels really g-g-goooood..." said Josh as he ejaculated into Eugene's mouth.
   "What the heck!?" said Eugene as he spit out the sticky pale white substance. "You peepee'd stale milk!"

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