the fresh peanut gallery

Started by lenko, May 4, 2010 11:36 PM

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zhicago

peanut gallery not deviantart gallery
also your sig is broken

sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you

put

 
I dont care
fukc yuo bithc

zhicago

- put ha entrado
<put>hi
<dilly>hello
<zhi>he lo
<put>hey zhi
<put>you can go fuck yourself
<zhi>what !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<put>>:C
<zhi>im so confused!
<dilly>my goodness
<zhi>oh LMAO
<zhi>AHAHAHAHAAHHA
<zhi>i called him out
<zhi>on the peanut gallery thread
<dilly>oh!
<zhi>i get it now ha ha
<dilly>that would explain the hostility
<put>bitch
<dilly>calm down
<zhi>now now
<zhi>no need for this
<zhi>lets all be friends

sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you

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zhicago

j did someone step on your balls this evenin or something

sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you

lenko

<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

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trent bortknob

Quote from: zhicagoj did someone step on your balls this evenin or something
i think it's just that the chat logs get kind of obnoxious since they're so over used

also you were being mean to put by copying and pasting your chatlog trying to make fun of him after you "pwned" him in this thread

the backalleys is about having fun and spreading the love !!!!!

creamcorn

the brotner hath spoken

zhicago

i am wisened and have learned the err of my ways

sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you

spite

This is from a super fun virus I had today

Necronomitr0n

hot gay men AND sweet pussy? holy dicks what a deal
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

MarcK

Look at this huge list and take guesses to what the list is for:

   
   
fuck what you heard and fuck who you heard it from, The most PAINFUL thing is watching the one you love, love somebody else! , Oh man, you deleted me as your friend! You sure showed me!, The only animal in the entire world that NEVER dies! (Legit), "Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy... WHAT!!... hi!, Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick, I know there's plenty of fish in the sea, but i want that one <3, Going to say something and mixing two words together and sounding retarded, Why Cheat? Just Leave., Food, Im not a player, i just text a lot!, Kid: "I got stabbed" School Nurse: "Oh want an Ice Pack for that?", i'm more of a "haha" kind of person, not "lol", AWW!- He's 18 And She's 14?. . Thats Not A Relationship, Thats Babysitting! , I am not getting OLDER!!! ...I am leveling up!, I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND BUDDY!, should i try harder or just stop trying?, I woke up, it was 6am, I blinked , it was 8am, Ooh a text! Maybe its _______ ... damn..., "What happened to bros before hoes?" "Well this one isnt a hoe, so shes first", Not Being Pregnant, Knocking something over, catching it, and being amazed at your own reflexes..., Laughing in a serious situation & trying to cover it up with a coughing fit, Oh, I see your playing hard to get... I'm gonna play walk away., I don't get new stuff cause my old stuff works just fine, We're a racially diverse school...LOL jk we're West, everyone's black, you say im dirty minded - but how did you understand what i meant? , Sayin "bitch" after proving your point, " Yea, I saw it on Faceboook.", I hate saying hi to people and they don't see you and you feel retarded..., Thinking, 'Oh, My, God' When A Slow Reader Is Reading In Class., I Tried Being Normal Once. Worst 5 Minutes of my Life, well... that was awkward.., Thinking about how things would have been if that one thing never happened, "we can still be friends" is like "your dog is dead, but you can still keep it", If a boy texts you during cod he loves you... LOL, jk he just died., when adults ignore kids it's fine but when kids ignore adults it is rude., IT WASN'T ME!!!!! Oh that........ yes that was me, Laughing Sarcasticaly. Then Making A Serious Face., I HATE WHEN YOUR ABOUT TO DRIVE INTO THE DRIVEWAY & YOUR FAVE SONGS STARTS, I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING., Sorry but you don't get to be born on like 12/31/99 and miss the 90's, i hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all, I memorize lyrics faster than my homework. :], RuneScape, Drunk word's speak sober thought's, If your relationship is "complicated", don't kid yourself, you're single., I really shouldn't have said that...but you pissed me off, Or don't text me back.. that's cool., "What do you wanna do?" "Up to you" "Noo, its up to you." 'sigh'....., 6,000,000 Jews were murdered during the Holocaust by the Nazis - let's reach to 6 million people who remember them, I bet Firefighters can get a 1,000,000 fans before the Cops, Let's find 1 million people who actually SUPPORT our Veterans, I'd rather say 'nevermind' than repeat myself., looking at a test and being like fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk, AWESOME OPTICAL ILLUSION!, That "S" thing we all drew in elementary school, No. Your Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong., Knowing Something Isn't Going to Happen But Still Having That Inch of Hope, Kardia Zoe The Christian Witch from The Celtic Connection, I hate it when you're with MC Hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything., Saying "I'm Tired" When Your Actually Sad, The "HOOPLAH" guy from the Krusty Krab instructional video episode, Demotivators, Google, Mayan Calendar Portal, RIP Billy Mays (We Will Miss Your Infomercials), Sacred Mists An Online Wiccan College, Matt Skiba, What Mario character are YOU?, Billy Mays, My Personality, ♫ I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, FEELING LIKE...going back to sleep..., I'd rather do nothing at your house than at mine, fixing everyones elses problems...but being lost when it comes to yourself, Weekend Snowstorms are only acceptable on a Sunday night, "Sit down, class isn't over yet". No, but my attention span is., No mom, you're mad because you're wrong, not because I'm talking back..., talk to you all night, die from lack of sleep next day..worth every minute, Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshiit., You should be thanking me everyday I haven't punched you in the face yet, Finding Out School Is Cancelled... THE NIGHT BEFORE!, Can this Pickle get more fans than Twilight?, Alyson Overland, I Hate how some Girls Think their Hot, If I had a kid at 16 I'd get my ass whooped, not a TV show., boys don't hit girls. ever., I bet Pocono Mountain EAST can get more fans the Pocono Mountain WEST, Hey headphone wanna not fall out of my ear, Being with someone all day, than texting them 15 minutes after you leave, Tell Obama to help sick and dying 9-11 responders, The Leprechaun Who Tells Me To Burn Things, "sit downn class isnt over yet!" *bell rings* haha f*ck you., Meowing back at a cat when it meows at you, If you havent noticed , I completely adore you <3, If Murder was legal . . . You'd Be SCREWED, Texts That Have You Smiling At Your Phone, 98% of kids drink or smoke before 18. Join this group if you like bagels, Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you., I hate that 9:00 Sunday night feeling, "we're watching a video today" "YESS!" "Here's your question sheet" "UGH!", They say HATE is a strong word, but they throw around LOVE like its nothing, I dont know what to tell you....Shitt Happens, "You're such a nerd." No. It's called being educated, dumbass., "Mom I dont care what you did when you were my age...that was 30 years ago", When i was your age i lost a tooth, Not my virginty.., When a Song Instantly Reminds You of A Person.. A place..A memory, I've lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries & 2 milleniums & I'm not even 20 yet!, My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit., No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it, Please don't pick me, please don't pick... Aww Crap., The moment when only you & your bestfriend know what your laughing about., Conversations With Your Best Friend That Would be Awkward with Anyone Else., Hate it when you read something you dont want to know, and your heart sinks, Who are you calling COOTIE QUEEN you LINTLICKER???, Actually staying loyal to your boyfriend/girlfriend .. <3, Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja!, I Always Wonder If Someone In The World Is Doing Exactly The Same As Me.., I hate those awkward moments when your friends parents are yelling at them., When I sit on the ground I automatically pull out the grass, i love when you text me first, cus then i know your thinking about me:), I hate that mood where every little thing pisses you off., My bed is so possessive. Every morning it does not want me to leave..., I Met Someone In 2009 That I Will Never Forget For The Rest Of My Life., Even If im with you all day, I miss you the second you leave., It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew., DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT? No, it grew shorter., Trying to delete useless characters in a text to make it under 160., No you were not "just wondering" tell me why you asked., I don't know what to talk about, but i wanna talk to you., that split second of fear when you lean back too far in your chair, i wish i could see how someone else saw me from their point of view, If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics I'd be like a genius, I "liked" your status. I'm not stalking you!, OMG I DO THAT....BECOME A FAN...OMG I DO THAT TOO....BECOME A FAN, Pennsylvania can get 1 million fans before any other state by Steven Cassab, I do things for you i wouldnt do for anyone else, and you dont even realize, My Sweatshirt Strings Have To Be The Same Length, March 14, 2015 9:26:53 will be EPIC., Two days is not enough time for a weekend, I daydream randomly and then realise I'm staring at someone by mistake., When i was little, i connected markers together to make a sword., i say 'thats crazy' after someone tells a story cuz idk what they just said, I forgot your name,so I'm going to wait for someone else to say it first, Questions on a test that give away the answers to other questions, When someone says "I like your shirt" I look down to see what im wearing, Being Born In The EARLY 90's (1990-1992), it doesn't matter what time i go to bed, ill always be tired in the morning, i'm not creepy, i just have really good memory, I used to hide in the circular clothing racks when my mom was shopping, Believe me, my room is clean. I know where everything is!, Rumours inform you amazing things that you did not even know about yourself, I Don't Care if it Doesn't Matter, I Want to Know What You Said, people who make you happy the second they start talking to you , Putting Your Hand Under Your Pillow, When Your Sleeping, i wish life came with a remote to ◄◄ rewind ► play ▌▌pause ►► fast forward, You arent in love. YOUVE BEEN DATING 3 DAYS!, AOL Instant Messenger, Wicca, Peter Griffin, Five Guys Burgers and Fries, nights that end up becoming a crazy story to tell the next day, Heres To The Nights We Cant Remember With The People We Will Never Forget, Using your phone very strategically when it hits "Low Battery", biggest lie ever: "i have read and agree to the terms of use" ✔, Ok, If we get caught here's the story..., Okay I get it, I made a mistake. STOP REMINDING ME., friendship isnt bout who youve known the longest, its who came & never left, Drunk people taking care of drunker people, Facébook mucked up... AGAIN, Saving a file as "dyjjyggffj'', because I'm too lazy to write a proper name, Not Remembering whether it happened in a dream or in real life., I over think things WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY too much, somebody slap her., ok so i kinda,sorta,maybe like you a LOT more than i had originally planned, I have at least one song on my ipod which i have to explain why i have it., if the schools on fire, im running, not walking, just so you know, I love days when all you do is laugh, Checking the time on your phone twice because you forgot it the first time, guys who would rather just be cuddling with their girl then getting action, I Automatically Start Panicing When I Cant Feel My Phone In My Pocket, I would take a bullet for u.. Not the head but like in the leg or something, Anyone who was born in the 1990's and doesnt have a kid and isnt pregnant ., I bet Pocono Mountain WEST can get more fans the Pocono Mountain EAST, If the world ends in 2012 I don't have to repay my student loans., The feeling you get when you understand something in math class., Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put "lol" on the end of it, MY SISTER SAID IF I GET ONE MILLION FANS SHE WILL NAME HER BABY MEGATRON, Cookies of Darkness, i helped you through the hardest times, now i'm nothing to you?..OKAY ., I liked your status. Not the 27 notifications from people talking on it., "Don't see me, don't see me, don't see me"... "HEYYY!!!" ... "f*ck", getting a message, and thinking "how do i reply to that ", Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?, I remember when we actually passed notes instead of texting in class., Somebody Calls You And Ask Who Is This.....Muhfucka You Called Me, "Hey can i have a Starburst?" "Here" "No, I want the pink one", Texting someone to say that you are outside their house instead of knocking, Yes I Know Im An Adult Now................. But Its A F*ing Jumping Castle, "OMG WHO SIGNED ON!".. "oh. just you", Its funny how sitting "boy girl boy girl" used to be a punishment..., That Parachute from Elementary School Gym Class, Having the balls to say what everyone else keeps to themselves, Don't EVER break a pinky promise. That stuff is LEGIT., I redo high fives if they weren't good enough the first time, "Can you shut my door please?" sure! *leaves door cracked* "sigh...", That awkward moment where you can't tell if someone is a boy or a girl, Saying "Or Not" When People Do the Complete Opposite of What You Just Said, Petition for "SINGLE BUT NOT AVAILABLE" Option, The relief of finally seeing the bus or train coming , The Giant Squid, im just gonna rest my eyes while they text back....*next morning* dammit!!, If I could punch you without getting in trouble, beleive me, i would, Sometimes you just make me wanna grab your face and kiss you. <3, Sarcastically saying "Thats Cute", I stay up too late and then hate myself in the morning., I play with my phone when I'm waiting for someone so I don't look stupid, I'm Not Cranky, You're Annoying., Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it, "I'm bored, i'm leaving", When i was your age, i was looking after a tamagotchi, not a baby., SUMMER 2010 HURRY UP<3, "What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed", When DRUNK, My phone should say, "Are you sure you want to send this text?", 1 word texts to me mean: 1. you don't care or 2. I did something wrong., That time of night when you're over tired, and EVERYTHING is hilarious! (:, I hate when my parents rush me to get ready and then when I am, they're not, I love it when you smile at me like that , "Thank you Captain Obvious" "You're welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm" (:, I yawn all day at school.When it comes to the night, i'm not tired at all, Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents, I was obsessed with the automatic coupon dispensers when I was little., I hate when you reallllllllly want to say something, and the topic changes!, 7th House, Almost sneezing, making that face, not sneezing, and looking like an idiot, When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To "Is Dead", i don't care how bad it is, i just want to know the truth., I get distracted every 2 seconds when I'm studying, i liked you , i move on - now you like me? W.T.F is this bullsh!t, I dont care about your farm, or your fish, or your park, or your mafia!!!, I don't care if there's a fridge full of food! THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!!, I asked for a drink, not a shitload of ice, When we go around the room to answer questions I count to see what # I am., I Can't Stand To Hear My Voice In Videos Or Recordings, Awkwardly turning around realizing you went the wrong way in the hall way., Saying "Fail", Not Being Pregnant, Sleeping without pants on, I HATE PEOPLE WHO CANT DRIVE FOR SH!T, Not being on fire, Tattoo & Piercing, Faygo, Swords, Better Place, Urban Dictionary, EVERY PHONE SHOULD HAVE THE SAME CHARGER!!, Llewellyn Worldwide, My Day Would Be Much More Interesting If Peter Griffin Were In My Life, When I hit something, I say "Ow", even if I don't hurt myself, lip biting (;, Kip Drordy, Why did i like you..., TURN YOUR F*CKING BRIGHTS OFF!, I wonder if kids in China push their eyes in and say 'haha, I'm American!', Knowing You Just Pissed Someone Off And Loving Every Minute Of It


Hint: it's a list of the facebook pages that hnnnng likes

Sapphire

too long aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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retrosmash

marck what the hell were you thinking.,,,,what have you uNLEASHED

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BluPhoenix

#178
[size=]I HAVE GONE BLIND[/size]
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

MarcK

yeah this kid's pretty amazing.

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