the fresh peanut gallery

[Crabarms]

Everything is DIIIRTTTTT

[Casey Pixmintro]

mmm spghettiOH GOD OH JESUS WHY

[Gregly]

There's this guy on dA who is watching me and his username is 'DHTSciFiMaster'. He friended me on facebook and I accidently accepted for a while, long enough to see that he's a 30-something year old black guy who takes creepy pictures of people before I unfriended him. He used to have another account under the name 'DHTSciFiArtist,' but he got banned and made another account. I'm pretty sure that's against the rules, but whatever.

Anyway he started watching me and I payed little to no attention to him. Then one day I asked for commissions in my journal (which was a waste of time, but I digress) and the only person who asked was this guy.

His note to me: "I'd like a Lisa Simpson and Lemmy Koopa romance drawing if you can." and he assured me that " can see them on my site."

I went over to his site, assuming it was some kind of joke...

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*This piece is titled: LisaxLemmy Makeout in Bed.

AAAARGH MOTHERFUCKER
His gallery is mostly crappy, creepy pictures of underage cartoon characters kissing, dancing, getting drunk and partying. It is very gross.

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*Phineas and Ferb Party

CANDACE'S DANCE TECHNIQUE HAS IMPROVED LISTENING TO MADONNA 'INTO THE GROOVE'

I just ignored him and pretended like I hadn't gotten the note. He hadn't sent money yet so I didn't feel bad. Eventually he gave up and asked me to draw his two OCs, which wasn't so bad:



Oh, except for the fact that they're both TWELVE YEARS OLD AND TOTALLY IN LOVE.

I just drew them as early twenties-years-olds and never spoke to him again after he paid me.

[ansel]

I KNOW THE MOOD IS ROMATIC BUT THIS IS KINDA NOT AND APPROPRIATE PLACE FOR THIS

[Casey Pixmintro]

i know the mood is romantic but do we have to lay on a blue couch i can barely see you

[dilly]

>gasp< us.. >breath< walking down >breath< the aisle...

[lenko]

aaaahahHAHAHAHA holy shit gregly

[Gregly]

He also started creeping on a concept art picture I did for a comic a friend and I are planning on starting, which is all about trains.

He tried to teach me about how trains came about, as if I didn't know, and tried to tell me that I was wrong for not doing it that way in my made-up world.

I don't really want to transcribe all of it, so: http://gregly.deviantart.com/art/Train-World-2-166033884

[Lats, Squats, & Oates]

^what?

LOOk at this Gay Litl Newwbie from pg 11 who doesnt know What a FORK BOMB is What A MARooonie puny widdle biddy baby dicky!!!!!!!!!!!! Widdle Babey Needa Dipey Wipey?!? Idiot -_\ \]

[Fuzz]

He also started creeping on a concept art picture I did for a comic a friend and I are planning on starting, which is all about trains.

He tried to teach me about how trains came about, as if I didn't know, and tried to tell me that I was wrong for not doing it that way in my made-up world.

I don't really want to transcribe all of it, so: http://gregly.deviantart.com/art/Train-World-2-166033884

I do believe he may look like this...

[logen]

anytime scribbers

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/...th-cartoon.html

The US military is using manga-style comic books to promote to Japanese children its view on the importance of Washington and Tokyo's half-century security alliance.
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The storyline of the new series features an American boy called Usa-kun - a word play on USA and "usagi", Japanese for rabbit - who wears a hooded jacket with bunny ears and befriends a Japanese girl, Anzu Arai.

In the first issue of "Our Alliance - A Lasting Partnership", to be published online on Wednesday, the boy tells Anzu that he has come to defend her home because they are "important friends".

undoubtedly the most brilliant propaganda campaign ever conceived by our military

This thing's out.

[Shida]

because you are "an important friend"

ahahah oh my god

[dilly]

i keep on thinking usa-kun is a girl :I

[DrRumack]

carrots represent north korea

[99]

I love the page with all the figures and charts that just lands right in the middle of the story.

[spite]

wow I'm learning so much

[CoolDrMoney]

[lenko]

ahahaha 'retarded crack babies'

[Shida]

You marsupial fondling trogliditic presbytarian patriphile.

Um.

[MarcK]

"OK quick i have to look smart to insult someone online. Here we go i found a thesaurus!!!"