Taiwan's got Talent

[Fuzz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA-tOsM6F4Y

He(?) really does have a beautiful voice.

[rtil]

TJHE NEXT SUSSAN BOYLE OMG :-))))))))))))))))

[redmongoose]

lmao that song gets me every time

[emanhattan]

tywan at large

[dilly]

i wish i could sing like him

[trent bortknob]

i saw this a couple of days ago yeah the guy's good but i have no idea why they're comparing him to susan boyle who was not really as great as everybody made her out to be

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

The school bell rang and Tohru packed up her things, humming to herself. Hiro and Kisa were going to come play today, and she was in the best of moods.

Little did she know what was coming next.

Tohru waved goodbye to her friends and practically skipped outside in joy. Hiro and Kisa were waiting for her, Kisa running up for a hug, and Hiro scowling as usual.

"Oneechan? C-can we ask you something?" Kisa said hesitantly.

"Yeah, there's something we've been wondering about." Hiro chimed in, crossing his arms.

"Sure, anything!" Tohru replied cheerfully.

"Where do babies come from?"

Tohru turned white. "W-what...?"

"Well, we know that you need a man and a woman..." Hiro said. "But what exactly do they DO? How does the baby get inside her stomach? Is it surgically put there or something?"

"Oneechan, are you okay? You look a little... pale..." Kisa said worriedly.

"N-No... it's just..." Tohru turned scarlet. "Um... you see... babies... they..." She remembered when her mother had told her about this. Kyoko had not wasted time in embellishing every detail of what took place. Afterwards, Tohru fainted for half an hour and decided she would never think about it again until she wanted children. And here she was, being forced to think about it. "B-Babies... you see... babies..."

"Oi, Tohru, are you alright? You look sick..." Kyo said from behind Tohru, making her jump up two feet.

"Uh... Kisa-chan... why don't you ask Kyo-kun?" Tohru said, hiding behind Kyo.

Kyo raised his eyebrows and then looked at the two younger people. "What?"

"Where do babies come from?"

Kyo almost choked on his spit. "WHAT THE HELL MADE YOU ASK THAT?" He yelled, his face turning as red as Tohru's. He remembered when Shishou had told him. He couldn't sleep for days, and wouldn't talk to any girls for weeks after that.

"Well... you know... when Hiro-chan's mama got pregnant, we started wondering how it happened..." Kisa said nervously, wondering what she had asked wrong.

"Yeah. Ever since that weekend I slept over Kisa-chan's house, mama started acting funny... and the next thing you know... there's a baby coming!" Hiro said exasperatedly. "Is anyone going to give us an answer?"

"Well, I know one person who can." Yuki said from behind Kyo and Tohru, who both jumped, not realizing that he was standing there. "I guess this is Shigure's department. Why don't we go home and ask him?" Yuki suggested.

"THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!" Both Kyo and Tohru said at once, sighing inwardly with relief.
Once they got to Shigure's house, they realized that they weren't the only company. Hatori and Ayame were there as well, sipping tea. They quickly explained the dilemma.

"So, you want to know where babies come from...?" Hatori spoke first, raising an eyebrow.

"Well, this a perfect oppurtunity to tell you my fantasy: A man and woman in love, but shy, go to an elaborate french restaurant. There, while eating gourmet ice-cream, the woman realizes she's chewing on a ring. She opens her mouth and it turns out to be a wedding ring. 'He's proposed!' she exclaimed and they kiss passionately, her clothes suddenly becoming a lavish red gown, designed by me of course, as songbirds sing and fireworks dance. He picks her up and carries her to his room, which happens to be above the restaurant. He then kisses her, softly at first, but then with increasing passion, placing her on his magical four-poster bed with a lace canopy and rose petals scattered on the silk bedding. Fairies and pixies come out to dance and sing as the man delicately removes her dress and--"

Hatori whacks him with a newspaper. "Shut up. We are not indulging kids with fantasy porn."

Tohru had gone white and slouched over as Hiro poked her unsurely. ("Is she dead?")

Kyo had gone into fetal position in the corner, rocking back and forth, whispering. "Not the (censored)... Please... No more (censored) (censored) (censored)...!"

It was then that Shigure decided to take matters into his own hands. "Okay, I say we use a metaphor. The birds and bees one is overused, so let's come up with something new!"

"Oh boy..." Yuki sighed.

"Okay, kids. So, say that a boy has a 'lollipop' and the girl has a magic refrigerator guarded by a hyena."

[put]

SUPER COOL STORY BRO

[MarcK]

STORY BRO

[psi43]

looks like a faggot tho

[Dailyman]

sunday best - african version of american idol

[MarcK]

I think Jackie Chan is one of the judges!

[Dailyman]

I actually think of all the countries that need an American Idol-like show, it's not America. They had this thing called Afghan Star in Afghanistan and it actually helped to stir up different opinions, even reaching a political level. They made a documentary about it by the same name, I think it's British or something...

[leone]

next matt bellamy

[psi43]

wow i even saw that guy on the news today lmao

and yeah he was compared to boyle and that other fatty.

[Sapphire]

looks like a faggot tho

[Mew_User]

I like Zekey's post.