Elementary School Counsling Videos

[jjjjjjjjjj]

During Elementary whenever we would have something like "Red Ribbon Week" or something else that week, we would be forced to watch these videos in the counselors office. I watch these now and can't help but laugh

This was much longer but when I watched this in 3rd grade it fucked me over mostly because the thought of some kid dying from being run over by a car seemed like it wouldn't ever happen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4s5DA90L0k
Cartoon All Stars is something im sure everyone has already seen. Next month is the 20th anniversary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jivU-4xv7aw
The drawings in this are hilarious. Probably another thing I think everyone had to see.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q21hK4lte0

[anigen]

note to self: when j makes a very serious post it is crucial that he maintains perfect grammar

Thank you, honorable J_Seed. I\\\'m learning well, and someday, I will be able to fully become just like you.

Sincerely,

Anigen

ps the first and third videos made me leff

[slantedskarekrow]

that's right four eyes eat my dirty candy, yea you know you liked that paper ball to the back of the head earlier, you know the with the dramatic scene right before recess.

this made Vince mad, and it made him sad, he missed his big strong dad, the one he once had, he really was not glad, this situation was very bad. no joke, the drug monster smiled. yea but seriously its a shame he couldn't make his parents proud of him.

[lenko]

imagine cartoon allstars if it was made today

with horrible cameos from johnny test and ben 10

[dilly]

oh god... please no

[rtil]

reminds me of this hour long rape education thing we had to watch in this social class in like 10th grade where this girl gets raped by a guy on his yacht

[lenko]

i wish i could find the social studies/education video about this deaf guy

it was one of those things that you felt so bad for laughing at due to the subject matter but christ it was just so unintentionally funny in nearly every way

[creamcorn]

we never had to watch this kind of thing
but there was this one time where we learned about illegal fireworks and how it can leave you handicapped or mutilated for life

[Jeinu]

never watched those either

whenever we had counseling days or whatever, 99% or the time we'd watch either the Lion King or the Sandlot

it was ALWAYS those two movies

even up through high school

[Mew_User]

we never had to watch this kind of thing

[trent bortknob]

holy shit i've see nthat video with the chocolate bar and the kid getting run over

as i read your description of the video about the kid getting run over i was like "wait doesnt this have something to do with a chocolate bar or some shit"

[emanhattan]

I remember seeing an animated motion picture about economics

there was a part where a monster who spit money was attacking the protagonists and one of them said "oh I KNOW YOU you must be the inflation monster!" and I was like what the fuck how could anyone reach such a conclussion.

also cartoon all stars has not loaded in my comp but if it is what I think it is.... just Wow.

[ansel]

lmfAO the bullies are just as fucken dweebish as the kid they're pickin on
yeh i like how the kid had to suffer a potentially fatal injury before anyone on th staff stepped in to help him, pRAISE DA BEAUTIFUL US EDUCATION SYSTEM
and the moral of the story is 'get hit by a car and everyone will befriend you out of pity'

this drug monster video has the shittiest rhyming i ever heard
seriously it took me a whole minute to figure out if it was intentional or not
and oh god these drawings, they look like they were shit out by a third grader
i like the cassette tape at 3:30 labeled METAL
typical anti-drug shit swed 420 420 420 soak blunts err day

[DrRumack]

i remember cartoon all stars it was ridiculous

[Sapphire]

First video, 3:14 - lol

[Kött]

Message of the first one's pretty much like: "Don't troll too much so they always come back"