dispatches from the eastern front

[ansel]

yes folks the mexican messiah himself is traveling to the beautiful state of new york and I, your faithful correspondent ansel, am bringing you the latest updates

mar 18th 2010
1104 hrs: I think i am in hell or conneticut
1137 hrs: FAMOUS BOJANGLES CHICKEN N BISCUITS
1717 hrs: Fuckkl

DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL

[jjjjjjjjjj]

THEY COOK YOUR MEAL IN A MINUTE OR LESS ITS TRUE I DONT KNOW HOW AIRLINE CHICKEN DOES IT

[DrRumack]

i just a call from j

he said he could see the wires in the elevator he was using and he says he would not trust them with his daughter

should we be worried for our upward/downward dictator???? i dunno this was 20 minutes go he's probably already dead

[anigen]

i just a call

and i liked it

[lenko]

man hes even lockin topics when in new york

[slack]

i hope he has a really gay story to tell when he gets back

[RobHalford]

Amid rumors of a reunion with notorious internet troll nonzop, Seed had no comment. Speculation around here is both are working on a device that will lock threads before they have even been created. These are scary days for us all.

Back to you, ansel.

[ansel]

fri mar 19
0834 hrs: People get together and sing random noises apparently
0835 hrs: I finally found a fat guy. But is also losin weight. No fat people in ny

OUR DARING HERO IN DANGER
0837 hrs: Im outside the school and scared i might see kirb

but all is well for jssed
1204 hrs: Ny pizza = best
1215 hrs: Famiglia pizza is fuckin good

[jjjjjjjjjj]

ive been walking for like 12 hours straight i am going to bed

[ansel]

jseef i will do the reporting here

[ansel]

mar 19 cont, jseed goes out for dinner
1830 hrs: Ive realised that these boots are NOT made 4 walkin
1834 hrs: This fat asian girl is eating a salad pizza whic is just lettuce on a pizza with just sauce and bread

[Kött]

Fat asian girls?

[Necronomitr0n]

[funzop]

Amid rumors of a reunion with notorious internet troll nonzop

[zhicago]

this is so intense i dont even