A conversation with my mom

Started by emanhattan, December 6, 2010 11:50 AM

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emanhattan

SON, WHY HAVENT YOU CALLED I TOLD YOU YOU HAVE TO CALL ME EVERYDAY

-hey mom I got accepted in that school its pretty cool
-Oh son, are you sure you want to study there??? and spend 4 years away from US???

-Hey mom.... yeah in the seattle area it usually goes dark @ 4 pm
-Oh noo!!!! thats terrible!!! isnt that depressing?

-Hey mom yeah im doin cool Its snowing outside its beautiful
-OH NO son thats so bad I hope you dont get sick!!! Its so cold outside be sure to buy yourself proper clothing

-Hey ma I have a new pet now her name is paris
-paris??? is she french??? be careful with those french people son theyre always up 2 nothing but vagancy and sin

-Hey ma I have a new gf now her name is Maria shes an artist too!
-An artist??? are you totally sure she doesnt do drugs/is easy?????

-Hey mom My art teacher is really excentric but hes fun
-Is he gay??? I hope they dont accept gay people in that school lol

-Hey umm mom yeah I have a new roomate, her name is Mal
-OH GOD SON just make sure she doesnt come into your room in the middle of the night and rape ur ass

-HAYA MOM I made a new cartoon I think its kinda cool
-Oh son why do you waste your time in those things??? Why dont you do _____fill the fucking blank____ for me?

-Hey mom yeah I came back from my trip it was awesome
-Oh SON how much did it cost you

-Hey mom I got a job in this sweet bar the hours bite but the pays not bad
-aha, just make sure you dont hang out with drug addicts while youre there son!

Ok I love ya mum bye

Crabarms

At least its better than having to visit.

FlamingoPudding

a conversation with my mom:

-Mom, you got weed?
-Sure, let me roll one up for my little angel.

-Oh mom, I love you so much
-I love you two, son.

-I just made a very cool song
-You should try and get really famous!

Sapphire


shura

silly mexican moms

also congrats on your gf

tmk

she's right about the french tho

slantedskarekrow

Quote from: tmkshe's right about the french tho

jjjjjjjjjj

i was there with eman on that cold night...

cipher

Quote from: slantedskarekrow
Quote from: tmkshe's right about the french tho


mexifry

[12/5/10 12:57:33 AM] Emanhattan or Tos: a) hey mom a girl is going to move in with us
[12/5/10 12:57:43 AM] Emanhattan or Tos:  IS SHE TOUCHING YOU SON

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