apple ipad

[psi43]

when I watched this video I couldn't tell if it was a parody or if all these idiots talking about the iPad were being sincere

I really have much more to say about how fucking stupid I think Apple and iPads and iPods and iPhones are but whats the point

i thought the same thing, when i first saw the video i was like "is this some kind of joke?". It sounded like something from the onion.

either way, i don't mind the original ipod and the video ipod , but anything further than that fff

[redmongoose]

they should make an app that holds up your iPad for you

[cr0m]

[billy]

i like how they list through each feature as though it's some revolutionary design that should amaze us. You can make the video full screen!

[cr0m]

now with copy and paste

[redmongoose]

when you press the power button the screen lights up this is going to blow everybody away

[Mew_User]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-YAQ1wfNqc

The singularity is near.

[billy]

it reminds me of the c-phone from tim and eric

[rtil]

the first guy talking is so full of bullshit it's unbelievable

[cr0m]

how could it possibly be so capable

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[Daveb0t]

i cant belive it not fake wtf!

[Necronomitr0n]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsjU0K8QPhs

[sharpiedhalfnote]

Apple developed the iPad because they know how hipster Mac-lovers work and how to get the to shell out top dollar for inferior hardware running a mediocre operating system; or a gimmick device that is inferior to a tablet PC due to its lockout on external peripherals and limited choice of software.

[MarcK]

There's this amazing thing we put on it where you can read text, exchange texts on a bookshelf, and you can browse a store for more text behind this bookshelf.

We're asking oxford and webster to replace "Revolutionary" with "iPad" in their dictionaries.

[trent bortknob]

fuck apple

[redmongoose]

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Marilyn Pickard

SAW BIG CAT

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

if it were bigger and not expensive it could be a tablet pc

but its too small and too costly and its mac so fuck it

[billy]

if it were bigger and not expensive it could be a tablet pc

but its too small and too costly and its mac so fuck it

not even a mac. it runs iphone os. and you can't use a stylus so it's basically just a big dumb piece of shit

[cr0m]

if it were bigger and not expensive it could be a tablet pc

but its too small and too costly and its mac so fuck it

not even a mac. it runs iphone os. and you can't use a stylus so it's basically just a big dumb piece of shit

capacitive styli do exist

so itd work on iphone/ipod touch/ipad

but really, fuck the ipad