horrible video games

Started by anigen, February 14, 2010 02:11 AM

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Crabarms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pg0_Uo_9YU

The controls are not fun, Ive probably spent an hour in the menu's trying to figure crap out.
Especially when you rent the game and they dont have instruction book which most of the time you shouldnt need.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QlWA9FwxiE

Always a game with your favorite cartoon and its hard as fuck, and not what you expected.


BluPhoenix

#62
Quote from: systechedit:

wtf no double posts merging?????
not after 5 minutes from the last post
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Necronomitr0n

<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

BluPhoenix

KILL THE WABBIT KILL THE WABBIT KILL WABBIT  





































































What have I done?


Ive KILLED the wabbit....
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

mexifry

#65

sharpiedhalfnote

Shittiest game I know of was called SPLAT!, the controls were overly complex for an arcade cabinet game, it was ridiculously hard to beat any of the levels, and the premise was nothing special. "Throw tomatoes at your enemies! With a good shot, you'll knock the head off their shoulders!"
"Often, when one finds what one truly wants, one is too old to make use of it. Such is life, but that should not discourage one from trying to find it sooner."


Mad Meat

Quote from: Taokaka
Quote from: Lthere was this old playstation game that was just a naked anime girl infiltrating military bases (basically a redhead hentai shit ripoff of tomb raider)
it was reeally bad


metal gear solid
never played the original one but i love the serie and the gameplay!

Quote from: mexifry895http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNUNLh2YF9Q

the game itself was challenging if i remember.
excluding this boss
HOLLY FUCK!!!THAT GIANT KITTY SHITED ON MI HOUSE!!!
I kept this signature just to entertain you pal ;D

emanhattan

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BluPhoenix

#70

recent shooter notorious for being absolute shit

coming from the same guys who just made AvP

thank you for your sub-par FPS's, Rebellion



edit: it only says bethesda because they're the publisher
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Alta Don



worse than sonic heroes

dilly


<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

rtil

Quote from: JoeyBang

worse than sonic heroes

worse than the worst

emanhattan

Quote from: JoeyBang
worse than sonic heroes

I got this game pirated for like a dollar expecting it to be a clone of sonic adventure 2

fuck it was a very poorly spent dollar


billy

Quote from: rtil
Quote from: JoeyBang

worse than sonic heroes

worse than the worst
i found this game to be hilariously bad

it was a level of surreal shittiness that made it almost good

like a b movie

Mad Meat

Quote from: JoeyBang

worse than sonic heroes
well they both suck alien cock

Quote from: BluPhoeniX7
recent shooter notorious for being absolute shit

coming from the same guys who just made AvP

thank you for your sub-par FPS\\\'s, Rebellion



edit: it only says bethesda because they\\\'re the publisher
i know it\\\'s made by the same developer as alien vs. predator
watching the cover made me think that is maybe a resident evil rip-off, i was wrong.


i regret to buy those multiplatform title on the gamecube, ps2 controller is way better
HOLLY FUCK!!!THAT GIANT KITTY SHITED ON MI HOUSE!!!
I kept this signature just to entertain you pal ;D

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