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[leone]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FIRST ONE TO LEAVE IS A NAZI!
Stranger: well, im no nazi. foo.
Stranger: are you at least going to talk?
You: i dont associate myself with nazis such as yourself sorry
Stranger: i haven't left yet. therefore i am not a nazi.
You: ah but you are going to leave, an action that we have established only a nazi would do
You: therefore you are also, in the present, a nazi
Stranger: i shall not leave
Stranger: so, ha!
You: i see you are stubbornly refusing to leave to avoid being predictable and/or being labeled as a nazi
Stranger: well im half jewish so wouldnt i be contradicting myself if i left?
You: well if you leave then i guess you have learned something new about yourself?
Stranger: i suppose. but if you leave you've learned something new about yourself as well, my friend.
You: ah but in that statement you are making the false assumption that i am not already a nazi
Stranger: hmm. true.
Stranger: however if you were you'd be stabbing me in the face right now since i am, in fact, half jewish.
You: that is an extremely ignorant statement
You: nazis are people with their own personal values and self control
You: what if, for instance, i was only a nazi to avoid being persecuted by other nazis?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: good point.
You: although then would i technically be a true nazi?
You: because through this same logic one could be a jewish nazi
Stranger: indeedly
Stranger: are you a guy or a girl?
You: i am the one that has a penis
Stranger: ohh i see
Stranger: i would be the one who has a vagina
You: ahh well
You: then it seems our fate has been predicided as women generally do not serve in the german military as soldiers
Stranger: so therefore, i am not a nazi.
You: and that means
You: that i
You: SHIT!
You have disconnected.

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