Atari Porn...

Started by Animegamer, August 26, 2007 06:19 AM

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Dagolith

just a program that records your actions on the computer.

Example
Quote from: taylorfuck dagolith
Quote from: systechovans with paintings of viking women on them are impervious to all types of damage

Miro

that guy could use more Flavor Flav in his life

W.A.C.

Quote from: BlordowFunny thing is this guy complains about games made well over 15 years ago. Technology nowadays has gotten better if you haven't noticed you dumb piece of angry video game nerd shit
I don't see what's so bad about bashing older games. Even though technology has gotten better, that doesn't mean the games have gotten better. There are some games on the Super Nintendo that I would consider far superior to over 99.9% of the game released within the last ten years. Some games just age extremely well and some games has aged very poorly. Not only that but he has obviously played a lot of horrible games in the past and there's no harm in him bashing them. In some games, it's pretty much a situation of "what the hell were the game designers thinking?"

Look at the Silver Surfer review for example. That game is fucking horrible. You can't touch a single thing without dying. It doesn't matter how far technology has gone, it has to do with the fact how stupid the game designers were when designing it. Only a dumbass would have designed and released a game like that with it's results. I played that game on an emulator and it's a shame the game designers were so fucking stupid. That game could have been a classic. Instead, the game is the most unfair and unforgiving game I have ever played. It's not because of technology limits, it's because the game designers did some really horrible decisions with that game. The Angry Video Game Nerd is completely right in the review for the game and I would recommend watching it if you haven't.

Quote from: rtiland he purposely picks games that have long been known for being horrible
like in this one, custer's revenge is considered one of the worst games of all time, we already know that thanks
It's not like he dedicated the whole episode to that one game. The only Atari porn game he mentioned in that episode that I knew about was Cluster's Revenge. Skipping the most popular Atari porn game just because everybody already knew about it's existance would have made the episode feel less complete.

Quote from: rtilnow if he really wanted to raise some heads he should take a game like ocarina of time and diss it like it's the worst game ever for 15 minutes with that motormouth of his
He probably likes that game so I doubt he would dedicate a whole episode towards bashing it.

Animegamer

Get a TV out card and plug it into a DVD recorder.

There are also a few built in record devices, google it.

psi43

A while back that guy made a video, saying that he knows that he only picks on bad games and points out shit everyone knows already, and he tries to find even more stuff. It's all for entertainment purposes and I like some of his videos.

rtil

#25
Quote from: W.A.C.
Quote from: rtiland he purposely picks games that have long been known for being horrible
like in this one, custer's revenge is considered one of the worst games of all time, we already know that thanks
It's not like he dedicated the whole episode to that one game. The only Atari porn game he mentioned in that episode that I knew about was Cluster's Revenge. Skipping the most popular Atari porn game just because everybody already knew about it's existance would have made the episode feel less complete.
thing is though, i've heard of all of those games, and anyone who knew about the atari 2600 knew about its horrible porn games. they've been made fun of since the date of their existence
he's recycling recycled material, but he's allowed to say rich and tasteful words like "fuck", so now it's funny, right?

Quote from: W.A.C.
Quote from: rtilnow if he really wanted to raise some heads he should take a game like ocarina of time and diss it like it's the worst game ever for 15 minutes with that motormouth of his
He probably likes that game so I doubt he would dedicate a whole episode towards bashing it.
uh , yeah you're missing the point
everyone likes it
so bashing it for the hell of it would be hilarious because it would piss off everyone in all their reverence of zelda games

W.A.C.

#26
Quote from: rtilthing is though, i've heard of all of those games, and anyone who knew about the atari 2600 knew about its horrible porn games. they've been made fun of since the date of their existence
he's recycling recycled material, but he's allowed to say rich and tasteful words like "fuck", so now it's funny, right?

I actually own an Atari. >_> If all he did was just say the f-bomb a bunch of times, he wouldn't be very funny. A lot of people find him hysterical and I can see why. Before switching to GameTrailers, I can honestly say he was probably the funniest uploader to ever hit YouTube. I don't understand why some people bash him so much. I can understand not liking his videos but it's not like he has an ego like Legendary Frog or anyone like that.

Quote from: rtiluh , yeah you're missing the point
everyone likes it
so bashing it for the hell of it would be hilarious because it would piss off everyone in all their reverence of zelda games
Maybe that could be an April Fools episode but I can't imagine it being pulled off well.

anigentleman

Quote from: W.A.C.
Quote from: rtilthing is though, i've heard of all of those games, and anyone who knew about the atari 2600 knew about its horrible porn games. they've been made fun of since the date of their existence
he's recycling recycled material, but he's allowed to say rich and tasteful words like "fuck", so now it's funny, right?

I can honestly say he was probably the funniest uploader to ever hit YouTube.

AHEM

Quote
Quote from: rtiluh , yeah you're missing the point
everyone likes it
so bashing it for the hell of it would be hilarious because it would piss off everyone in all their reverence of zelda games
Maybe that could be an April Fools episode but I can't imagine it being pulled off well.

no it would be funny any time because pissing people off is funny

trent bortknob

W.A.C is really dumb

and so is anigen

rtil

Quote from: W.A.C.
Quote from: rtilthing is though, i've heard of all of those games, and anyone who knew about the atari 2600 knew about its horrible porn games. they've been made fun of since the date of their existence
he's recycling recycled material, but he's allowed to say rich and tasteful words like "fuck", so now it's funny, right?

I actually own an Atari. >_> If all he did was just say the f-bomb a bunch of times, he wouldn't be very funny. A lot of people find him hysterical and I can see why. Before switching to GameTrailers, I can honestly say he was probably the funniest uploader to ever hit YouTube. I don't understand why some people bash him so much. I can understand not liking his videos but it's not like he has an ego like Legendary Frog or anyone like that.

Quote from: rtiluh , yeah you're missing the point
everyone likes it
so bashing it for the hell of it would be hilarious because it would piss off everyone in all their reverence of zelda games
Maybe that could be an April Fools episode but I can't imagine it being pulled off well.
the funniest person on youtube is daxflame hands down and it would be the best april fools ever he'd probably get murdered by a group of his ANGRY fans

Necronomitr0n

Quote from: taylorW.A.C is really dumb
Nice way to treat the newcomers there Taylor
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Dagolith

he treats everyone that way, why would he treat them different? I'm against segregation.
Quote from: taylorfuck dagolith
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anigentleman

Quote from: taylorand so is anigen

cant have a taylor bortner post without the word anigen thrown in there somewhere

KingDavid

What was buried years ago should stay buried
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Quote from: Sinitronit sucks ass okay

and muse isnt that great anyway
thanks ill use this comment to help myself improve

Dagolith

Quote from: KingDavidWhat was buried years ago should stay buried
what the fuck are you even referring to? Atari? Nintendo? and since when were either of those "buried"?
Quote from: taylorfuck dagolith
Quote from: systechovans with paintings of viking women on them are impervious to all types of damage

Miro

uhh my Atari's buried
but not by choice,
more like, by gravity

Necronomitr0n

Over 1,000,000 copies of E.T. for the Atari system were crushed, buried and cemented over in the New Mexico desert

How's that for burying a system
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me