my friend met thuberbaer

[anigen]

recently thuberbaer/keny got stuck in my hometown on a trip back from georgia, so he made the best of it and stopped in to see my irl friend gene black. they hung out for the day and spent time doing things i used to do, only with thuberbaer replacing me. it was both beautiful and horrible because i wasn't there ):

first he went up to my house and met my mom, before taking a picture from my very bed. from what i was told, he pillaged my room, and probably found my drawer containing a few trojans and a collection of shitty drawings i made 2-3 years ago. i am deeply ashamed.



then after that he went to my old school. next, he went to the house of a promiscuous young lass with whom both me and my friend had bizarre relations. he went up to her door and her little sisters answered, and asked if he was her boyfriend. he responded with "No, but your sister is a very special girl. You should definitely cherish her for as long as you have her." before walking away. similarly to when everyone else meets thuberbaer, there probably was fellatio involved.

later on, they went back to gene's place, where they sat around and wondered what they should go do next (half of what i usually did when i lived there)

after that, they drove around looking for my worst enemy. keny had plans to talk to him as if he was an aggressive retard. it would have been very funny to see on video if it happened. but luckily, they then went to starbucks and took a video of something even more eventful !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYeWmiGrP3M

finally, they played xbox for an hour at gene's house (the other half of what i usually did when i lived there) before they went their separate ways. it was pretty cool to hear about some of my best friends meeting up with only that in common. i think they had fun

below is a picture commemorating the event. thuberbaer took this before committing magic. rape magic.

[jjjjjjjjjj]

no one really cares

[Thuberbaer]

no one really cares

um J,

i guess everyone is having some sort of battle and it sounds really boring, but... do you really have to take my close encounter threads away from me?
those are all i really have left in life. i mean do you have any idea how much time  goes into making these threads happen? a whole lot. last night i was forced into some unsavory situations because there was no public transportation that was allowed to take me that far away from downtown Charlotte, and i didn't have that much money. i had to hitch a ride with one person on the way there, and another on the way back. the second guy turned out to be a real prick, and he just dumped me out on the side of the parkway and told me to catch a bus the rest of the way, but there were no buses, so i found an area that was covered by trees and decided to try to sleep there, but you know what? i couldn't sleep. i was sort of nervous that something bad might happen; some driver might pull over and mistakenly piss on me, or i might fall asleep and not wake up in time to somehow make the 12 mile trip for my morning flight to the airport with only one shoe and $2.44 left. Did I mention someone stole my coat while i was asking for directions at a McDonalds? i had some more money to get back in that coat.

but you know what? i rested there between the sounds of aggressive tires with a very slight smile on my face, knowing that i would see my thread the next day. i don't know if it sounds like i'm joking - i'm completely serious about everything but the smile. i try to collect these threads and you just bring me down.
seriously.
did you think before locking this thread about what might have gone into this? this wasn't like, "hey wow snow, no flight! i'm going to prance 27 miles over to some rural area with a bunch of upside down trailers lying around"

No. This was some pretty involved shit, J. This was more difficult that pressing a fucking lock button and moving on to some other thread. This meant making connections with types of people I've never met before, in ways that I've never even imagined
before. This meant going to some stranger's one year old granddaughter's mid-day birthday barbecue for ONE HOUR, in a really remote area. This meant spending nearly FIVE hours in Anigen's town, with some guy who wasn't Sasha or Taylor. This meant nearly getting
attacked at 3am by what I think might have been a marmoset, I don't know.
I ended up walking along the highway for about 5 hours after that, and i eventually found someone who would take me back to the airport area.

So uh...

I care.

I care a whole fucking lot.

Jesus christ.

Eventually I'm going to get around to meeting you, because I don't have enough threads to obtain the orangethree flooding and I know you probably won't
post a thread about it if i do, but when that day comes, I don't think the meeting is going to be very pleasant honestly.
First you insulted Hannah (my elegance) and now you have taken away my threads (my honor).
You know what I think?
I think it's about time someone took some abstract quality away from you so that maybe you would be able to understand what it feels like.

Anyway, you seem like a real swell, fantastic guy and I have nothing against you because you follow your dreams but you seem like a total fucking dick why would you do this? I wouldn't know, of course. I just have a feeling that the details about the marmoset won't move you.

Thank you.

(Oh. I guess someone unlocked the thread, but I'm still going to post this.)

[Casey Pixmintro]

Hey Thuberbaer, I'm up at Edinboro Uni. near Erie, come visit me and Marc_K sometime  

[jjjjjjjjjj]

i wouldnt mind if you had made the thread its silly if somoene makes the thread for you
that and threads like "i met this guy" is pretty silly

[anigen]

i wouldnt mind if you had made the thread its silly if somoene makes the thread for you
that and threads like "i met this guy" is pretty silly

but its cool when sasha and taylor do it lolololol

[jjjjjjjjjj]

nope i locked taylors thread and someone unlocked sashas thread

[anigen]

nope i locked taylors thread and someone unlocked sashas thread

maybe you shouldnt care so much

[DrRumack]

[jjjjjjjjjj]

nope i locked taylors thread and someone unlocked sashas thread

maybe you shouldnt care so much

oh lawdy  

[Thuberbaer]

i wouldnt mind if you had made the thread its silly if somoene makes the thread for you
that and threads like "i met this guy" is pretty silly

This is why I don't want to make them myself.
It isn't permitted.

Hey Thuberbaer, I'm up at Edinboro Uni. near Erie, come visit me and Marc_K sometime  

http://www.weblocal.ca/osige-food-store-ltd-toronto-on.html

^ December 19, 2012
9:47 pm

[anigen]

nope i locked taylors thread and someone unlocked sashas thread

maybe you shouldnt care so much

oh lawdy  

we gotta regatta

[MarcK]

Hey Thuberbaer, I'm up at Edinboro Uni. near Erie, come visit me and Marc_K sometime  

http://www.weblocal.ca/osige-food-store-ltd-toronto-on.html

^ December 19, 2012
9:47 pm

i dont get it

[Mew_User]

That's when he will visit you.

[Mynah]

Hey Thuberbaer, I'm up at Edinboro Uni. near Erie, come visit me and Marc_K sometime  

http://www.weblocal.ca/osige-food-store-ltd-toronto-on.html

^ December 19, 2012
9:47 pm

i dont get it

__O siege_
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source...ie=UTF8&z=8

[rtil]

he's saying he's gonna meet you at that place on december 19th, 2012 at 9:47PM

[emanhattan]

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[Philip K Dick]

i literally laugh out loud every time i look at anigens avatar

[anigen]

i literally laugh out loud every time i look at anigens avatar

i am glad you like it taylor

[Mew_User]

i literally laugh out loud every time i look at anigens avatar

i am glad you like it taylor

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