how white are YOU

[shura]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-...te-people-like/

lmao its weird reading this list and seeing that a lot of it applies either to me, or many people i know. christ

some things include banksy, arrested development, vegan/vegetarianism, hummus, the onion, threatening to move to cananda, and lots of other white things!

which ones apply to you. its pretty funny

[Casey Pixmintro]

I am 42/130 white...

[MarcK]

37/130. Mostly things I think are racially mutual (sweaters, facebook, dogs, piracy, etc.) and some I see a lot of crackers also bonering for.

Nevertheless the articles I read annoyed the living turdage out of me.

When asking someone about their biggest annoyances in life, you might expect responses like "hunger," "being poor," or "getting shot." If you ask a white person, the most common response will likely be "people who use 'their' when they mean 'there.' Maybe comma splices, I'm not sure but it's definitely one of the two."

tl;dr: getting shot is an annoyance but white people suck cuz all they care about is grammar lol.

The various articles also feature witty shit like "all white people go to law school" and "all white people are total nerds" and "every other stereotype for white people ever because I hate white people."

I'd love to see a white person's "what all black people like" that's far less suggestive and harmless than all of these articles and see the maker being destroyed for racism. If the person making this was white then it's not as annoying or offensive but still preposterous.

[shura]

lmao marck the guy who wrote this isn't being racist. he's not at all trying to be condescending, he's just poking fun at people. especially hipsters
oh, and this was written by a white guy btw since you obviously didn't pick that up.


the author ^

[MarcK]

Yeah, I didn't look into whether the author was white. I'm an idiot sometimes and skip over what jokes are, so excuse my dumbassery.

Everything I imagined would be hipster behavior in his descriptions seemed like a generalization to all white people, which annoyed me, so yeah. whoops.

[Crabarms]

25/130
pretty funny blog.

[DrRumack]

37/130

[spite]

25/130

[Philip K Dick]

i dont think these are really meant to be tallied. but the articles on the blog are pretty funny.

[psi43]

lmao "threatening to move to canada"

[slantedskarekrow]

43/130

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

#99 Grammar

[The Good Ole Ant]

lmao "threatening to move to canada"

lmao

[shura]

lmao i love the ones that are like "Appearing to enjoy classical music", "Promising to learn a new language," and "Self-aware hip hop references"
they're great

[W.A.C.]

#11 Asian Girls
#18 Awareness
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#36 Breakfast Places
#38 Arrested Development
#41 Indie Music
#50 Irony
#55 Apologies
#61 Bicycles
#62 Knowing what's best for poor people
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
#82 Hating Corporations
#84 T-Shirts
#86 Shorts
#91 San Francisco
#94 Free Healthcare
#99 Grammar
#100 Bumper Stickers
#102 Children's Games as Adults
#104 Girls with Bangs
#109 The Onion
#113 Halloween
#114 America
#117 Political Prisoners
#120 Taking a Year Off

26/130. For #32, I would actually hate being a vegan, but I put #32 on there since vegetarianism is part of it. Also, I highlighted the ones on the list that I like the most.

[billy]

wow at first this was funny but now it's kind of insulting

[salutations]

im 0 % white but i am pretty sure you know that already

niggafolyfe

[Daveb0t]

an exception should be made for WAC

WACK ASS CRACKERS UNITE

[creamcorn]

#131 Meat

[The Good Ole Ant]

#125 Bob Marley

lal! aint dat true!