Teamfortress2

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rtil

yes, a bunch of us played on it last night and it was retarded.

Necronomitr0n

<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me


blcksh0369

I did not play this game either, so what this game all about?.
 
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Kött

#904
Quote from: blcksh0369I did not play this game either, so what this game all about?.
 

This pretty much sums it up...
:3

Necronomitr0n

oh hey look, a bot
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Orangebeef

Orangeb33f <-- steam name

Lats, Squats, & Oates

redasshoole always bug me to play but i never do wit hinm

Wasim

hey add me on steam so i can play tubular games with you:

thedailyoperator is my steamname
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

Necronomitr0n

<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

GenericTwat5554

I feel like saying fuck pyros because you suck
"Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick."
~the-wade-birgade, CNN Interview

Alta Don

i got team fortress 2 to work again and it runs alot better

my only problem is that the audio is extremely loud and it has very high bass volume

both the music and sound effects are affected

i changed the audio settings but for some reason it didn't work

rtil

that's really bizarre
only thing i can think of is your audio hardware having profiles for different apps, but i've never heard of anything like that

GenericTwat5554

maybe try turning the knob on your speakers
"Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick."
~the-wade-birgade, CNN Interview

DrRumack

Quote from: GenericTwat5554maybe try turning the knob on your speakers

maybe try being less of a huge faggot

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

rtil

#915
saysounds should be working now

so far here's the sounds that can happen -

you get backstabbed/backstab someone:
http://www.thebackalleys.com/tf/sound/thebackalleys/bobsaget.mp3
http://www.thebackalleys.com/tf/sound/thebackalleys/shitshit.mp3
http://www.thebackalleys.com/tf/sound/thebackalleys/myspine.mp3

knifekill:
http://www.thebackalleys.com/tf/sound/thebackalleys/duke.mp3

environmental death:
http://www.thebackalleys.com/tf/sound/thebackalleys/myhips.mp3

i don't want to add too many as they need to be downloaded, but if you have any really good ones or ideas for sounds that should happen during certain events , gimme the file and i'll see what i can do. almost any action can have a sound attached to it, and i can change the frequency of how often a sound will play, the delay until the sound plays, and who hears it (everyone or just you if it happens to you).

spite

I told people I was hearing these sounds and they all thought I was crazy

Lats, Squats, & Oates

when you headshot someone piclownjew.mp3 play
when you headshot someone oh_god_theres_shit_everywhere.mp3 play
when you headshot someone aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.wav play
when you headshot %

BluPhoenix

GNHAAAAAAAAAAA

my hips! my hips.
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

rtil

Quote from: spiteI told people I was hearing these sounds and they all thought I was crazy
hahahah well before last night, saysounds was installed but i was testing it on random things like crit kills and suicides so i could easily test it. i ended up deleting a lot of the sounds after i tested it, but i left the sound cues in the config file - so if you still had the sounds locally it would try to play them. so some people who came in during the days the sounds were server-side could hear things others couldn't. but now that's all fixed, so no one will think you're crazy

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