the average backalleys member

[LordZeebmork]

looks like this:


has some gay name like "rtil" or "wiiporter" or "hitchhikerclock"

and knows that the internet is very very serious

[ansel]

i'd say it's more like

[mishkamash]

you can stop now

[LordZeebmork]

well let's not forget which one gets the chicks

hmmmm is it me or the ugly zit-faced deviantart clock crew faggot

tough question

[emanhattan]

zeeb you dont get any chicks

[ansel]

well let's not forget which one gets the chicks

me or the ugly zit-faced deviantart clock crew faggot

AHAHAHAAAHAHAH

dude personal attacks are kind of over the line

but i forgive you because i am laughing so hard at you right now

[LordZeebmork]

well let's not forget which one gets the chicks

me or the ugly zit-faced deviantart clock crew faggot

AHAHAHAAAHAHAH

dude personal attacks are kind of over the line

but i forgive you because i am laughing so hard at you right now

shut it junkycow

[Mushroomboy5]

am i going to have to post that dinosaur i think i'm going to have to post that dinosaur

[LordZeebmork]

am i going to have to post that dinosaur i think i\\\'m going to have to post that dinosaur

Mushroomboy5\\\'s Interests
General   Animation, flash, drawing, monkeys, nintendo, funny/random/stupid/crazy things, and mushrooms. (The good kind)
Mushroomboy5\\\'s Blurbs
About me:
I do animations! YES! On the computer even! It\\\'s superhappyfuntimeyes and there\\\'s nothing you can do to stop it! HA! HA! HA!
Who I\\\'d like to meet:
I\\\'d like to meet you! Unless you\\\'re the kind of person that I don\\\'t like. Then I don\\\'t want to meet you. GET AWAY FROM ME! If you are the kind of person that I don\\\'t like, I will dissolve your body with lemonade until you give me strips of bacon. Pork bacon, none of that soy and turkey crap, even trying to offer me that stuff may result in a telepathically rewritten brain that makes you think you\\\'re an Asian girl trying to support her family by selling thumbtacks. You can\\\'t make any money that way so your family will just abandon you.

[trent bortknob]

zeeb you dont get any chicks

exactly you even admitted that you get fat chicks

there are several problems with your argument

1. we dont have any proof that you're getting any chicks AT ALL
2. if you ARE getting chicks, we have no idea if they're hot or not (this could be nulled as hotness is subjective, but there are certainly accepted levels of attractivity)
3. if they ARE hot, then you have to question if they're stupid or not (or maybe using you for something)
4. you have to contemplate that MAYBE getting chicks doesnt really matter because what really matters is caring and loving relationships, not one night stands/casual sex
5. bragging about getting chicks/having sex on the internet is GAY, regardless of the truthfulness or falseness of said claim

all 5 arguments nullify the argument that you getting chicks has any merit or value anywhere on the internet

therefore you're a faggot

pwned

[DrRumack]

lmao zeeb like i give a fuck that you 'get chicks' at least i dont dress like one like a lil drag queen faggot!

[retrosmash]

[LordZeebmork]

well at least i\\\'m not a dumb faggot trying desperately to get attention by wearing faggot jeans and $200 shirts

lmao zeeb like i give a fuck that you \\\'get chicks\\\' at least i dont dress like one like a lil drag queen faggot!

[DrRumack]

my shitty art doesnt make you any less of a drag queen

[LordZeebmork]

it just makes you a fucking autistic piece of shit poser like everyone else on tba

you have no talent

nobody here has any talent

admit it and go back to flipping burgers and sucking cocks for a living

[rtil]

internet virgin rage