worst bands of the past year

[The Good Ole Ant]

id take melvins over metallica any day of the week

[Mew_User]

Guns & Roses.

[trent bortknob]

why did anyone like metallica in the first place

They were slightly above mediocre in the 80\\\'s. A lot of people with really narrow musical tastes love them. But once you listen to some other stuff, they don\\\'t sound very good at all.

you\\\'re right dude, musical tastes aren\\\'t ubjective and in fact there is a definite definition of aesthetically pleasing that can be applied to all people

those people that like metallica have inferior musical tastes. they are scum that need to be destroyed

metallica sucks

20 years later...

man this new metallica album sucks because they totally sold out i miss their old stuff that i hate

[The Good Ole Ant]

you're right dude, musical tastes aren't ubjective and in fact there is a definite definition of aesthetically pleasing that can be applied to all people

those people that like metallica have inferior musical tastes. they are scum that need to be destroyed

metallica sucks

20 years later...

man this new metallica album sucks because they totally sold out i miss their old stuff that i hate

though i do agree with what you're saying taylor, i love how either uncle tom could have said this in the exact same manner

[rtil]

i think he was being sarcastic
either way i have never been able to get into metallica
i don't really like "metal" though anyway

[trent bortknob]

you\\\'re right dude, musical tastes aren\\\'t ubjective and in fact there is a definite definition of aesthetically pleasing that can be applied to all people

those people that like metallica have inferior musical tastes. they are scum that need to be destroyed

metallica sucks

20 years later...

man this new metallica album sucks because they totally sold out i miss their old stuff that i hate

though i do agree with what you\\\'re saying taylor, i love how either uncle tom could have said this in the exact same manner

there is a reason that armon and i thought it would be funny to have the same username and it\\\'s for the reason that you just said

i think he was being sarcastic
either way i have never been able to get into metallica
i don\\\'t really like "metal" though anyway

mr. bungle is real metal

[The Good Ole Ant]

i think he was being sarcastic

i know, thats the point i was agreeing with :-\

[rtil]

mr. bungle is real metal

maybe , but california is hardly metal. every track is completely different

[RobHalford]

I know what I said was stupid and really generalized a lot of people, but there really isn't one redeeming part of their music. James has that awful snarl in all of his vocals, the solos are boring and interchangeable, and Lars Ulrich is Lars Ulrich.

[trent bortknob]

thats why you need to listen to mr. bungle for the real metal experience

or fantomas

[rtil]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kGhzf5cESU&start=34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt856_nRxQk

[ansel]

I know what I said was stupid and really generalized a lot of people, but there really isn't one redeeming part of their music. James has that awful snarl in all of his vocals, the solos are boring and interchangeable, and Lars Ulrich is Lars Ulrich.

you are totally discounting one of the giants of your favorite genre
way to be a total snob!!!

[The Good Ole Ant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CetPq_pkHc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OJ8GSNC3zY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ5SVDYBNrY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjITD9LnwRY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=494XLoEKxgI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc-7FXzbeA0

[anigen]

honestly every deathcore band sucks
i finally wikipedia'd it and all of the shitty screaming comes from deathcore

however the DECENT metal bands that actually have melodies and ok vocals are usually classified as metal/heavy metal/death metal/etc

although i agree that everyone is entitled to their own music tastes, i honestly admit that i think anyone who likes deathcore is a faggot with no good tastes in music and probably enjoys the feeling of nails shoved into their ears and their perception of reality turned into giant, carnivorous vaginas

in short: deathcore sucks dick

oh, i thought of another one. "nevershoutnever!". it's a one man act with a kid named Chris Ingle. the guy has one or two ok songs but the rest of them are extremely gay (literally). the singing, for a guy, sounds really effeminate. normally this would be a good thing because usually it means the person has a pretty voice with good range, but no, in this case, it's just straight up gay:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfBxd3uobWs

the lyrics are terrible and somehow even MORE gay than the singing. but hey it's at least better than deathcore right?

nope! he actually has his own screamo/electronica/post hardcore band with the even more gay name "eatmewhileimhot!", which somehow sucks a lot a more and made me frown quite a bit more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Viq37Nn-bto

they're not signed yet but the bets are on that they will be considering 14 year old girls of all kinds are obsessed with the kid behind it

see video for horrifying proof

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL3sSFoZ5cI

honestly the kid is an ok singer but his music is horribly gay and the fact that he jumped on the screamo/electronica scene trend that other shitty bands like Attack Attack! have been apart of makes him completely unrespectable. and what's up with that anyway? why do scenesters love that combo? it doesnt even sound good. heres my personal FORMULA for an every song of this genre:

- start off with shitty guitar riffs
- go right into screaming
- have crappy autotuned chorus (or IS it a chorus? there's no way to know it all sounds the fucking same)
- more screaming
- more screaming
- shitty trance techno "breakdown" which usually sucks and isnt well done/doesnt make you want to dance at all
- more screaming
- shitty end

and then there's another horrible band doing the same exact fucking thing called Watchout! There's Ghosts. i actually really like that name and hate them for taking it. i will admit i have also never listened to any of their songs and i probably won't ever. (not until next week.) i doubt they're good though considering this is what they look like



finally, why does everyone think it's a good idea to put an exclamation point in your band name? it's a stupid trend jeez


and theres my whole ARTICLE enjoy

[retrosmash]

what is with all these mind-numbingly retarded band names?  kinda reminds me of fall out boy's ridiculous song titles

[Mew_User]

mr. bungle is real metal

maybe , but california is hardly metal. every track is completely different

Mr. Bungle transcends any genre

[emanhattan]

EATMEWHILEIMHOT!

[Wasim]

kyteman was really good i saw em live !!!! but if you hear them shit in an album it sucks...
kyteman is meant 2 be live! uhaskjdhldkjh

[The Good Ole Ant]

kyteman is meant 2 be live! uhaskjdhldkjh

yeah some bands are better off live, like the cool kids
i saw them live on halloween and their live sound is great; the bass tone is tremendous and loud as fuck, the songs are short like old wire songs and they've got the raw power of run-dmc on stage

then on their albums they sound like just another alt-hip hop group :-\



honestly hip-hop should have more live albums

[RobHalford]

I know what I said was stupid and really generalized a lot of people, but there really isn't one redeeming part of their music. James has that awful snarl in all of his vocals, the solos are boring and interchangeable, and Lars Ulrich is Lars Ulrich.

you are totally discounting one of the giants of your favorite genre
way to be a total snob!!!

heh, you caught me bro