i quit my job

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Casey Pixmintro

#20
October 19, 2009 12:57 AM
Quote from: dillybarIt's been known to happen before. We Americans will do anything for free pizza.
Quote from: dillybarIt's been known to happen before. We Americans will do anything for free pizza.
Quote from: dillybarIt's been known to happen before. We Americans will do anything for free pizza.
Even Spongebob is a fuckin thief.
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dilly

#21
October 19, 2009 01:00 AM
Quote from: IxintroEven Spongebob is a fuckin thief.

Theory proven.

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psi43

#22
October 19, 2009 01:01 AM
Quote from: dillybar
Quote from: psi43
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Quote from: psi43if you have a driver's license, go be a pizza delivery boy. Some of my friends do that and they say it pays well (for what they're doing), you get tips at like every house and it's the most chill job ever, cause you basically just drive around in a car that's not even yours.

Dude you gotta be fuckin careful when you do that, there are some pretty crazy people out there. My brother was one for several years but stopped the day someone called him over just so they could pound his head in with a brick. He still had a scar from it right about his hairline.


seriously, what are the chances of that happening

It's been known to happen before. We Americans will do anything for free pizza.

yes, but in the x years that pizza delivery around that has happened maybe what, every 1000th order? probably even less.

trent bortknob

#23
October 19, 2009 01:08 AM
yeah i mean the guy that hit the pizza delivery guy with a brick obviously didnt think through his shit, he had to rpovide an address and a name and phone number when he ordered the pizza, he could easily be traced and when the pizza delivery guy comes back with a big gash en su cabeza then they would probably know something was up

Necronomitr0n

#24
October 19, 2009 02:17 AM
work as a packaging and shipping agent

decent pay, almost no pen-pushing, and looks good on a resume too
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jjjjjjjjjj

#25
October 19, 2009 02:51 AM
i used to work at target shit fucking sucked i had to be the one to always fucking clean up the goddamn vomit these kids throw up for no goddamn reason

at my target everyone carried around boxcutters so sometimes its not a surprise when i found one somewhere laying around the aisles where they left it. they were really anti walmart too, always telling their employees not to make the store the next walmart or whatever.

just
fuck target ok

trent bortknob

#26
October 19, 2009 09:47 PM
^ yeah i'v enever heard a good thing about working at target ever i would never work there
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