Disgusting things that your roomates do

[emanhattan]

Tell us about unpleasant stuff you have to deal with everyday with your roomates/brother/whoever you have to share a room with!.

Ok my roomate is probably one of the most unkempt persons Ive ever met. Hes from peru and I swear to god he smells like fucking llamas or something. He doesnt take showers in the morning so he stinks out the place! Also when he goes excersising he sweats a lot (intensifying the llama smell) and he doesnt bath afterwards he just sits here in this small room stinkin up the place even more!. And of top of that he eats fucking boxes of roasted chicken everyday and it stinks even more!

so my fuckin room smells like sweat+chicken+llama it fuckin sux

But thats not even the worse thing

hes the kind of a person who trims his foot nails and drops them over the place. luckily only his side of the room has this problem but its still fucking disgusting I cant even bring girls to my place because I fear theyll think Im as dirty as this mofo shithead

And I always act like I dont care because there is no room exchange program until next semester so im fuckd!










ok sorry for wall of text!

NOW YOUR TURN

[jjjjjjjjjj]

my brother had sex with his girlfriend in the next room as i slept it's weird then one day i passed out in his bed and they had sex in my bed and i was mad

[billy]

my roommate used my toothpaste i know because the cap was off

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewSKonSuilQ

[LordZeebmork]

my roommate is a hipster

[rtil]

ive never had a room mate but ive lived with up to 6 people at one time. it just gets really dirty and the shower water is usually cold. also someone is always in the kitchen/living room when you want to use it. i spent 2 years doing that and it was more than enough

[Greenkitten]

My room mate blows his nose all the time. WITH A TISSUE, and to top it off HE PUTS THE DIRTY TISSUE IN THE BIN AFTERWARDS!!!!

God that is soooo disgusting

[Jeinu]

my housemate (ok.. not really a roommate, my roommate's coolio, no complaints) likes to eat buffalo wings in this white chair in the living room and wipe his hands all over it when he's done eating PLUS he gets the ps3 controller all greasy i never want to play after he's been there

also shaves his head in the bathroom over the sink and he never cleans it up afterwards that is the worst


one time he brought this dog and was like "my girlfriend needs me to take care of this for a while" with no notice and then later they got in a fight so we were stuck with a smelly pit bull for some time... luckily she came over once he was gone to take it back whew.

[emanhattan]

my housemate (ok.. not really a roommate, my roommate's coolio, no complaints) likes to eat buffalo wings in this white chair in the living room and wipe his hands all over it when he's done eating PLUS he gets the ps3 controller all greasy i never want to play after he's been there

same for me except pizza instead of buffalo wings and wii remote instead of ps3

[Crabarms]

My brother leaves his ashtray next to the computer and he also smokes while he is on. There is always tobacco laying all over and burnt marks on the keyboard.

[W.A.C.]

This thread makes me appreciate the fact I'll never have a roommate. >_>

[Casey Pixmintro]

My roommate is actually pretty cool, whatever gross stuff he may do, he doesn't do it while I'm around and that's fine by me

[emanhattan]

well he probably has sex in your bed like jseed bro EVER TOUGH OF THAT PWNt

[Casey Pixmintro]

Haha, that's actually our #1 ground rule, we even had to sign an agreement the first week and that was the first one we decided on.

[billy]

he broke it

[trent bortknob]

i share the basement with my step brother and he does out laundry (because he keeps saying "hey i want to do all of the laundry") but he always does it wrong and leaves all of the clothes in the dryer for days and by the time i ge tany clothes they\\\'re all wrinkled up
and thats the only chore he actually does even though my stepmom says we all have to do weekly chores like vacuum the basement and our rooms and change our sheets etc, i always get stuck vacuuming because if i dont do it then he wont do it and then we get centipedes everywhere

and dont think i\\\'ve been silent about it, but if i get too hard on him then he tells his mom and then i get in trouble for trying to parent him when it\\\'s not my job to parent him

IF IT\\\'S NOT MY FUCKING JOB THEN WHY DONT YOU MAKE HIM FUCKIN DO IT

sorry i got a little carried away there

that\\\'s not really disgusting but it\\\'s annoying as fUCK

[Ukinojoe]

Fart.

[ansel]

i do not have a roommate

[spoiler]i live with my parents [/spoiler]
[spoiler]<_<[/spoiler]

[billy]

i'm gay

[giascle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlOLaeDO6xo

If you saw my cartoon in my introduction thread, this is the roommates I'm talking about.  I would just lie on my bed with my laptop and pretend they don't exist.