dreams thread 3

spite · November 17, 2009 06:01 AM

Jack Black on Sesame Street? lmao

ZekeySpaceyLizard · November 17, 2009 06:03 AM

dilly · November 17, 2009 06:06 AM

Quote from: spiteJack Black on Sesame Street? lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7jpz_55EdM

spite · November 17, 2009 06:13 AM

OCTAAAGONNN

mishkamash · November 17, 2009 11:15 AM

8 glorious sides!!
he must have been learning lmao

lenko · November 17, 2009 02:07 PM

ok last night i had a pretty fuckin long dream but i can only slightly remember what happened to it. it was divided up into days and had loads of fucking shit going on. at one point i was in some sort of heist set in a museum with tim roth playing a german badguy. for some reason i had these weird psychic powers that enabled me to travel along the floor without moving my legs (like jamiroquai) and i ended up going too fast and crashed or something.

then it turns out that it's a movie and i'm watching it despite just being in it wtf!! a lot of it was pretty complex and i think i got kinda 'lucid' or whatever cos i broke off from the original 'plot' and went to the toilets in the film which then turned into some sort of silent hill-esque nightmare zone.

i forgot what happened in there but it was pretty scary! so after that i exited out of the film and was back in my hometown after apparently playing a gig not watching a movie (!?!?). I couldn't sleep so i went outside for a bit and found a baby tiger. without telling anyone i looked after said tiger and then in the morning it like....idk just came to a 'halt'. it didnt die it just sorta froze in time which was weird as fuck. Like i think it had turned to stone or something. So i put it back outside. there was some other shit involving a carnival and some huge maze but that's all i can vividly remember. the museum heist segment seemed to last for hours.

MarcK · November 17, 2009 03:31 PM

That last bit with them staring at the camera creeped the shit out of me.

I had a weird dream I can't really comprehend. I'm one of 7 being chased by a murderous unkillable captain planet in a leather jacket with a Guile Hair-do. he ended up shoving a lamp into my face breaking my head through the wall and into some electrical unit. He then carved the star of david into my corpse's ass.

I woke before he got to killing everyone else. I was extremely confused.

rtil · November 17, 2009 09:11 PM

i was in a small arena, a city and there were tanks and troops everywhere. looked like WWII, axis vs allies. i was on the allies side and manning an anti-tank weapon. we were trying to film a show at the same time. some midget with one leg was there and he wanted to do a cooking segment. there was a kitchen set out in the middle of the street court and i had made some food earlier but i was thinking "now isn't the time for this" and the show was gonna be ruined when the fighting started. the germans were lining up tanks on the front lines, and we didn't have any armor. i heard someone say " this isn't a fair fight", and then i remembered that i had fought here in the past and we had lost. but then out of nowhere an enormous spaceship came and landed in this patch of trees. it was for the fight, but this time i wanted to find out who was behind all of it. so i made my way to the top of the ship and found an entrance.

inside this ship is like a death trap. most of the hallways had these fireballs that went through them and incinerated anything that was in them. 2 people had gone in before me and i watched both of them get killed by traps in the hallways. i made it to some open area, like the center of a big 3-story mall. but i was captured by this tall guy in a black spaceship captain looking suit. he looked like the priest from there will be blood. someone before him he sent down this slide with a bunch of giant foam puzzle pieces or something. the person was going through them and looking for a certain one. but soon a shaft opened beneath him and he screamed and something underneath it killed him. then he sent me down with the same kinds of things. but i did not want to die so near the end, when the shaft opened i grabbed on the side, jumped out and ran. the priest guy started yelling at me, and ran after me. i found a lot of doors, but most were locked. finally i found a hallway. i went into some office with a computer and sat at a chair. i sat in there alone for a while. then this couple came in and sat on either side of me. later the priest came in behind the computer and before he started talking to the couple he gave me a piece of paper. he then started talking to the couple who seemed like crew members or something. they were talking about wanting to extend their duties because of their loyalty and pledging their lives to some weird thing. i looked at my piece of paper and it said something like, "you have been given a DEMERIT for defying the Captain's Orders. You are hereby sentenced to read in its entirety, (i forget the name of the book), 900 pages in length, as punishment for your crime."

i forget the name of the book like i said, but it was some book about religious authority, and i thought oh great i'm on a christian ship with a psycho priest captain. and it turned out to be true. i knew he still wanted to kill me, so after the couple left i made up some bullshit about how i have spent my life promoting the preservation and distribution of reading material, and that i would do my best to preserve what was on the ship. apparantly these books had never been republished and the only copies were on the ship. i said something like, "have these ever been reproduced outside of this ship? has anyone ever gotten a chance to see these? these books need to make their way out in the world so everyone can know!" i don't remember what he said to me, maybe nothing, but i was allowed to live.

i was given the lowest position on the ship and it was reflected by my uniform. during lunch i could not find a place to sit as pretty much everyone was of some elite status or another. i was invited to one table, but as i sat down a very enormous and cartoonish-built buff guy sat on me almost instantaneously. he was the brother of the priest and they both thought it was very funny, but there was a girl and a guy across the table from us and they did not. eventually he got up and i left, and i had planned to eliminate them both at the same time at a later date, and possibly take over the ship with the help of their 2 indifferent friends. the girl kept looking at me from the table, and i think that's when i understood they were not happy about the situation either.

i don't remember much else about this dream, but i remember being threatened to be killed at least one other time, and i thought to myself i had to do my best to survive because i did not want to "start over again", implying that i would be reincarnated and have to re-learn everything i had come so far to figure out. the dream felt very real, because when i woke up i was very happy to be out of there.

mishkamash · November 17, 2009 09:17 PM

whoa, sounds hardcore of a dream
animate it!

MarcK · November 18, 2009 01:49 AM

Quote from: MishkaMashwhoa, sounds hardcore of a dream
animate it!

I think I will. that captain planet character was scary as all hell when we couldn't kill him.

Crabarms · November 19, 2009 08:01 PM

I had a dream I stole a rabbit and then jumped into a dusty tornado. The tornado then went calm and popped right back up somewhere else.

Then I was in some lake swimming, and I was breathing underwater. The lake was pretty dirty and had melted ice cream floating on top.

Oddly I was at some crappy city and supposedly Santa Claus lived there and I had to kill him because he was some evil Santa Claus. He had a few alien
monster henchmen and they blew up for no reason. My brother was also in it but he was just one of those background characters that dont do anything or have
anything to say.

jjjjjjjjjj · November 19, 2009 08:26 PM

I had a dream where I heard Ansel died in a car crash and all I thought was "Great now whos going to come with me to next CC to give me money." And then the other half of my dream was chasing around my dogs until we somehow got into some weird pool area in some apartment where someone told me my dogs were long gone. Also I was holding or saving onto a cat as I did :/

Jeinu · November 19, 2009 09:54 PM

i dreamt i was in an undrground city under the ocean filled with incredible artits + scientists and the like (a cross between bioshock's rapture and metropolis) and i was sent to go underground further to investigate what the "gremlins" were up to. i figured they were some sorts of demons that i had to exterminate, so i got all prepared with exterminator gear. then i went down with a camera crew (i think i was going to be on a reality tv show). we found this tiny city full of tiny, tiny people, like the borrowers, no taller than my finger.

all these tiny people were called the gremlins and i had to find out what was wrong with them. apparently the town had some sort of deal with them to produced tiny gears and cogs for the city's maintenance and they weren't doing the job. when i started to ask them, they all ran inside to a main building, largest one in their little town, about the size of a trailer home in our terms.

the front two doors (which were my height, oddly) were locked, and i remembered reading about how the back doors were unlocked online (like it was a videogame puzzle or something). i went around back and opened to the door and asked them why they hadn't made any new gears. then they laughed and said they just felt like it. apparently they had been making gears and cogs way before the human city was built and they only ever did it for fun and every 1200 years they took a break. then they asked me to take this 3 layer keyboard (like an organ, only not) to the top city.

the camera crew was no where to be found when i returned to the top city.

rtil · November 19, 2009 09:58 PM

i wonder how long a break they think they deserved for working 1200 years

Crabarms · November 21, 2009 04:59 AM

I had a strange dream that I was camping with my family, some friends and people that dont exist. We were in the woods and had a motor home but it ended up being a house.
We were all having pizza and I remember having a glass bottle of coke and for some reason I didnt want anyone to take it so I looked for a place to hide it. I found some car and one of my backpacks was there and I hide it. But when I went back inside everyone was showing there underwear. But the strangest part was my friend from school showed these giant granny panties way bigger then her which it had a red autobot logo in the middle . I woke up laughing. I have some of the stupidest dreams.

lenko · November 21, 2009 01:57 PM

Does anyone have recurring locations in their dreams?

A weird one for me is this odd elongated road that I usually travel on via bus.

Then there's a warped version of my school and hometown that appears quite a lot

Casey Pixmintro · November 22, 2009 03:04 AM

Yeah I often have dreams that take place in the same fictional city, I realize its the same one every time because there are different landmarks that remind me of other dreams I had. Either that and my dreams tend to repeat a lot with slightly different outcomes. There's a large sunny city I find myself in once every few weeks, or a very damp, dreary post-snow melt version of the town my parents used to live in when I was little, but a lot of the geography is moved around. That town also has a mall I dream about sometimes too along with a set-in-stone geography, I don't know why my brain does that...

But anyway last night when I managed to sleep from 230 am to 930 pm, the one portion of the dream I remember was meeting Tom Kenny and eating lunch with him then meeting the anonymous president of the United States (like in the movies, where it's just a random white-haired southern guy) then I realized I was way more excited to meet Tom Kenny.

Jeinu · November 22, 2009 04:20 AM

yeah i have lots of dreams of my old apartment, and i usually don't remember much of what happened. just that i was sitting in there or walking around it, sometimes reenacting random strips of subconscious memories. and they're never even interesting memories, just stuff like walking to the window to lower the blinds or putting dishes away.

The Good Ole Ant · November 22, 2009 07:49 AM

my dreams are dull so i just daydream a lot instead

Jeinu · December 15, 2009 12:11 AM

i had a bizarre/silly dream last night

by some accident i got sent some 1500 years in the future, where everyone greeted me as the 'ambassador of the past'. i was ushered into a futuristic classroom complete with Tesla coil things and everyone wearing pure white onesies and fancy hats. then a professor came up and started giving a speech about ancient greek heros, gods, and mythology. he was going on about how the ancient really truly believed in and worshiped them. then he started talking about spiderman, batman, and mario. he went on to describe the 'faith and admiration' of 'ancient americans' and how truly devoted they were to these 'gods' in designing entertainment as a means of interactive worship. i stood up and tried to talk about how that wasn't true but he said they had archaeological proof that the ancients did. and then he pointed a tesla coil at me for contradicting him and i got sent back to the present.

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