dreams thread 3

[giascle]

I don't think I've had a dream since I was 12.  what i doing wrong

[rtil]

I don't think I've had a dream since I was 12.  what i doing wrong

you are, you just don't remember them

[billy]

i don't dream i am a computer algorithm created by cr0m to rule the internet

[Mushroomboy5]

I just woke up from a dream where a frog was trying to eat my hand. It had no teeth though, so all it could do was squeeze my fingers. It wouldn't give up though, I pulled it off me and threw it accross the street a bunch of times and it kept coming back.

[Jeinu]

last i night i dreamed that i was messin around with the options in photoshop and found a cool weird technique that made things like a tube mesh wire thing with a custom brush and when i woke up i tried it out and guess what! it worked

umm i don't usually dream in terms of programs um

[cr0m]

the internet is my dream

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

the internet is my dream

http://robert-lindsay.blogspot.com/2009/10...dent-video.html

[Casey Pixmintro]

I dreamed last night that the hipster kids found a cool new place to hang out, in the elevator shaft on top of the fucking elevator. They were all having a good time on top with the door open, then freaked out when it naturally started descending. I helped pull a girl out who didn't understand why such a thing had taken place, I was like "because it's a fucking elevator!" Then I dreamed of being a tidal wave that wiped out a fancy neighborhood. I remember one of the houses having an indoor swimming pool with a trampoline in it, I don't know why that's relevant.

[cr0m]

the internet is my dream

http://robert-lindsay.blogspot.com/2009/10...dent-video.html

damn he got it good

[Daveb0t]

saw that on moid also I had a dream there was a big cowboy shootout and kavinel was there as a big fat man and we shot a bunch of black people with lasers

[ansel]

i had a dream once that me and jseed were on a roadtrip and got robbed by some black dudes in a parking lot and then we couldn't afford to buy a van so we drove around a badass car show

[rtil]

last night i dreamt that there was this big party and everyone there was pretending to be some superhero. i had never heard of any of the superheroes before. i think people thought it was lame and a lot of people weren't "roleplaying". i remember some girl just had a photo of whoever she was supposed to be on her shirt and everyone was really annoyed by her cuz she was drunk and trying to beat up "villains"

[99]

Last night:  I was like 24 or something in this dream, and for some reason looked nothing like myself.  I was working in this loft apartment on some big project of sorts and it looked pretty cool.  It was raining really hard outside and i was hungry so I left for some grub and ended up at this really shady diner on the edge of town.  There were all these really weird characters there, especially this one dude wearing a trench coat and fedora, kind of like those film noir private eyes.  He kept staring at me while i waited for my food drumming his fingers on the table and licking his lips impatiently with this lizard-like tongue.  Disturbed, i got my food to go and started walking back when i felt like i was being followed.  Turning around i swung my bag of food at whoever was following, and when the bag hit the silhouette, it took off their head which rolled into he street and melted into a patch of tar on the asphalt.  Thoroughly freaked i ran bag home and locked the door and turned on the tv for the news.  Sometime later i remembered my bag of food and went to go get it.  As i started eating the burger i noticed some sticky black stuff dribbling down my chin i went to wipe it off when it started burning like hell.  i tried to wipe it off my face as best i could with a napkin but the tar ( i assumed it was tar) was so hot it set the napkin on fire.  so while the bottom half of my face was melting off i noticed the food bag inching its way over to me.  it tipped over pouring out more hot tar which began to form the creep from the diner.  this was the first time i saw his face and i noticed he had no bottom jaw, his tongue hanging out and swinging as he moved over.  suddenly he reached over and ripped off my deteriorating jaw and attached it to his face.  He said, "hey thanks!" and then jumped back into the bag, splashing tar everywhere.  

[Necronomitr0n]

i had a dream where i was a red spy from tf2 and i had tits shaped like ambassadors

what is wrong with me

   

[trent bortknob]

wow rtil your dream seems like an actual shitty party

all of my dreams have shit that doesnt make any sense

a shitty party in one of my dreams would be like we invited a bunch of girls over but they turned into dogs and ate the sun so then their parents had us arrested something like that

[Philip K Dick]

i had to bump this thread because something pretty weird is happening to me

first of all just so you knoow i get 11-12 hours of sleep a night

i pretty much lucid dream every night now. also i remember everything that happens in these dreams. they're not unlike my usual dreams, except that i can wake up whenever i want and go back to bed and continue the same dream.

then something weird happened this morning. i started seeing things. like somehow i knew it wasnt a dream but a vision or a memory or something because it was one focused image that continually got less blurry. it was some kind of kid's show on tv. if i was to interpret that, i dont know if it has to do with the preschool im working at this friday or maybe some deep hidden memory of mine from my youth.

[shura]

lately my dreams have been really mundane. i dont know why. the other night i dreamed i couldn't find my orange highlighter, and in my dream i just went around my room looking for my fucking highlighter

[LordZeebmork]

well all i can remember now is that i shot some guy who was in my room and left for a while, then when i came back the body was stolen and the guy\\\'s head was on my chair, then i had to run like fuck through a massive building and one of the rooms was my middle school\\\'s gym class shit

so pretty much like every other dream i have except with guns

i need to start writing these things down, i know i forgot damn near all of it

[emanhattan]

I die in like 89% of the dreams I have is that a bad sign

[Crabarms]

I had a dream my two front teeth were broken.