Stupid people qoutes number 2....

jjjjjjjjjj · October 8, 2009 01:21 AM

Quote from: 99"This book is boring. It needs more pictures." (referring to a friend's calculus textbook)

books ARE boring without pictures

trent bortknob · October 8, 2009 01:46 AM

Quote from: J_Seed
Quote from: 99"This book is boring. It needs more pictures." (referring to a friend's calculus textbook)
books ARE boring without pictures

not if they are good books

BluPhoenix · October 8, 2009 02:39 AM

"Everything that can be invented, has been invented."
-Charles H. Duell, U.S. commissioner of patents, 1899

said before:
a: the computer
b: the internet
c: the airplane
d: the tv
e: the robot
f: the nuclear bomb
g: the automobile (manufactured)

ansel · October 8, 2009 03:27 AM

They start w/ Pokemon, and then get into this. In my opinion Pokemon is pretty harmless. Almost all the characters are just kind of cute. The only problem I have w/ Pokemon is the characters evolve into other characters. We've had discussions about how things DON'T evolve, but I do let him play w/ that. I know some would not agree w/ letting him, but I've looked at it all and I don't really have a problem w/ it. He has to be able to do some things.

jjjjjjjjjj · October 8, 2009 03:38 AM

yeah people are stupid the

jjjjjjjjjj · October 8, 2009 09:57 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht8eHjTEcwA

salutations · October 8, 2009 11:48 AM

"michelle...hey michelle... ummm do like, potato chips count as a vegetable???' (girl in my nutrition class)

and now from the ditziest girl I know, my mother Babs Hearne

mom: did you feed the dogs
me: yes
mom: did you see the dog food on the porch
me: ...what do you think I fed them with?

"do you have to rewind these things?" (talking about dvds)

"i cant get this damn tv to work"
'is it plugged in?'
"oh"

and I don't have time to list them all but basically all the times she has ever asked me a question that she KNEW I didn't know the answer to such as 'well why did so and so do this' I DONT KNOW BECAUSE I AM NOT SO AND SO

also- everything tom cruise says.

lenko · October 10, 2009 03:14 PM

"i dont find your stuff TWISTED or CRAZY or PARANOIC in any way, I'm sorry I just can't follow the "Emily Youcis is so cool and crazy" hype, same happened with David Firth long ago , I think he has problems with drugs tho, but still even if you got any mental disorder or something like that, I'd better watch real rapes and decapitations by the mexican Cartel de Juarez people"

- Zwickel on Emily Youcis

"Postmodern is another term for science fiction, why would you find the meaning confusing"

-Friend way back in high school

"It must be hard for Jhonen to draw every single drawing in Invader Zim"

- Friend in high school again. Apparently if someone's an 'animator' they do the entire show by themselves

"Nickelback are one of the most important rock bands of today I think"

-Flatmate from 2007

shura · October 10, 2009 04:26 PM

convo between me and my friend diego from highschool

diego: I went to this really nice library in New York, and it had these huge arched ceilings with these awesome paintings on them

me: I've always wanted to go to the sistine chapel and see the huge painted ceilings with the Creation of Adam and The Last Judgment and everything

diego: Is that in NY too?

dilly · October 11, 2009 03:50 AM

making love to you would be like sticking my dick inside a bear trap...., im not saying its gross, im just saying that your vagina has sharp teeth, and im afraid if i hit your G-spot, it will close up on my dick.... like a venus fly-trap... its a penis teeth-snatch.... - Dumbass horny kid that graduated with me

ZekeySpaceyLizard · October 11, 2009 05:22 AM

heres a truth for you

dilly · October 11, 2009 05:36 AM

Quote from: Zekeyheres a truth for you

nah, it was to some girl he met in college that didn't like him or something. i thought gay shit like this ended with high school.

BluPhoenix · October 11, 2009 05:45 AM

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, Now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
"Wow, there are just some poorly chosen words in that sentence."

-Tobias Funke and Michael Bluth exchanging words from Arrested Development

RobHalford · October 11, 2009 05:51 AM

Yes let's all now quote funny things from our favorite tv shows where actors play their characters and act stupid.

BluPhoenix · October 11, 2009 06:03 AM

"Yes let's all now quote funny things from our favorite tv shows where actors play their characters and act stupid."
-Rob Halford, inside the "stupid people quotes" thread.

Naxster · October 11, 2009 06:14 AM

derp derp.

emanhattan · October 11, 2009 06:15 AM

Quote from: BluPhoeniX7Oh, how could have I forgotten the internet? The place where You can
act like a plain dickcheese, and walk away happily in your best
Frolicking shoes. That's pretty much how it works, huh.

I'm not going away, so you guys can be douches, and I'll be here
anticipating the moment where you realized you could have been
a better man, when you're looking down two barrels of a shotgun.

You guys dropped these on the way out-

http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.p...c=6890&st=0
lmfao CRAZY BUS

good times

RobHalford · October 11, 2009 06:30 AM

Quote from: BluPhoeniX7"Yes let's all now quote funny things from our favorite tv shows where actors play their characters and act stupid."
-Rob Halford, inside the "stupid people quotes" thread.

retrosmash · October 11, 2009 06:48 AM

Stupid people [size=]qoutes[/size] number 2

dilly · October 11, 2009 01:35 PM

Quote from: retrosmashStupid people [size=]qoutes[/size] number 2

hurr [size=]DERP[/size] derp a [size=]HURRR[/size]