Fried Dynamite

[Factory]

posting while at school computer lab... it's 9:31

Ryan Miller was a happy 21-year-old, in glee after learning a new programming block called Fried Dynamite, hosted by an upbeat and energetic then 10-year-old, Blake Michael. Fresh out of Atlanta, this 10-year-old boy had a history of trouble. In the May of 2007 before his block's premeire, he suffered from a mental breakdown and was sent to an Atlanta mental ward, requiring a straitjacket. Blake Michael suffers from ADHD and several other severe mentall illnesses. The week prior to FD's premeire, he stabbed his uncle in the neck with a pen in Chicago during a Cartoon Network FD premeire. He was not charged but was warned and given several medications to treat his illness.

The glee Miller of Seattle suburb Bellevue danced before his TV when in only minutes, a future favorite of his, Fried Dynamite was about to air. It come on...

"I'M HELLA A FAN NOW!" shouts the tear-jerking happy Ryan Miller.

The theme song plays; "dun dun dun dunnnn dun dun dun dun dunnnn dun dun dun dunnnn dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn.

Ryan moves his hips to the beat and drools awaiting for more Fried Dynamitez.

He orders some Domino's on the phone and the pizza comes over, and he takes the pizza man inside and they both dance and watch it.

It was over; Ryan cries for it's finishing, but he waits for the next Friday, and the Friday.

Mini movies such as "Little Man Big Mouth" were playing on the block; PANCAIKS GIVE ME GAZZZZZ. Ryan breaks out in severe laughter, his spleen almost falls out. He was taken to Swedish Hospital in Seattle following the "laugh attack" and is in critical but stable condition. He recovers the next day, and was allowed to watch FD on the TV in his hospital bed.

October 2008, Fried Dyanmite goes off the air. Ryan attempts suicide by shooting himself in the roof of the mouth with a pellet rifle and survives the self-attack after a 10-day hospitalization, nearly falling into a coma on the second day of treatment.

[emanhattan]

why are you so obsessed with rtil god

do you talk about rtil with youir friends irl or something

[Factory]

why are you so obsessed with rtil god

do you talk about rtil with youir friends irl or something

not once in my life. ever.

[Daveb0t]

posting while at school computer lab... it's 9:31
...
Ryan breaks out in severe laughter, his spleen almost falls out.

lmfao

[ansel]

do you have some kind of therapist to talk to about these fantasies

[Factory]

do you have some kind of therapist to talk to about these fantasies

I do, and I don't talk to him about it

[ansel]

do you have some kind of therapist to talk to about these fantasies

I do, and I don't talk to him about it

I really think you should

[Factory]

do you have some kind of therapist to talk to about these fantasies

I do, and I don't talk to him about it

I really think you should

it's one of my lesser problems

I have a lot of problems in my life and the least important one is my "obsession" with Rtil as you so say

[jjjjjjjjjj]

i forgot all about fried dynamite i remember that show before i stoped watchin tv

[emanhattan]

do you have some kind of therapist to talk to about these fantasies

I do, and I don't talk to him about it

lmao I almost want to do a cartoon about this

[Emergency Alert System]

i forgot all about fried dynamite i remember that show before i stoped watchin tv

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbfXZAazwCE

[Factory]

do you have some kind of therapist to talk to about these fantasies

I do, and I don't talk to him about it

lmao I almost want to do a cartoon about this

do it then