Eman the comedian

Started by emanhattan, September 28, 2009 12:41 AM

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emanhattan

September 28, 2009 12:41 AM
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo momma is so hairy that the only language she can speak is wookie, AAAGAGAG

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued"

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code

Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King





















while he was still a prince!!!!!!


retrosmash

#1
September 28, 2009 12:44 AM
Yo momma so ugly, she made Ray Charles flinch.

Mushroomboy5

#2
September 28, 2009 02:06 AM
Yo momma so fat, she finds walking for long periods of time difficult.

lenko

#3
September 28, 2009 02:11 AM
where the fuck is my dinner
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

funzop

#4
September 28, 2009 02:17 AM
yo mommas so fat even naruto cant believe it

yo mommas so invisible i cant see her

yo mommas so stupid she fucked your father and had YOU

Daveb0t

#5
September 28, 2009 10:58 AM
Quote from: nonzopyo mommas so fat even naruto cant believe it

yo mommas so invisible i cant see her

yo mommas so stupid she fucked your father and had YOU
BELEIVE IT
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