Really bad jokes

Started by emanhattan, September 10, 2009 05:25 AM

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Daveb0t


trent bortknob

WHAT THE YOU CALL A COWS ON THE FLOOR BGROUNDING THE BEEFINGTON

hitler walked in2 a bar...........................lol

why did the hiteler corss the road by cormac mccarthy


trent bortknob

a jew walks in t a bar and the bartender

LordZeebmork


A year ago, a cat stumbled in our home, named Mao Yu, and we love him really much. I guess you can say we have FIVE family members now hahahahahahahaheheeehhheheej
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

Happy

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lenko

Quote from: HappyBad joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

family guy itself is a bad joke
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

Casey Pixmintro

Quote from: lenkabisca
Quote from: HappyBad joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

family guy itself is a bad joke
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

Ashington

What do you call a anorexic girl with a yeast infection?










































































































































































































































































A quarter pounder with cheese.
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D

<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff

Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google

Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

Techno

How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?


















































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trent bortknob

Quote from: HappyBad joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
my step brother loves that song because he's a die hard fan of the orioles

ansel

how many dead babies does it take to turn every stomach pain into sick guilt



































































































Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

Daveb0t


LordZeebmork

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let's all set our phasers on "boring"

retrosmash

How do lions like movie stars?






























Medium rare.

psi43

what does a jewish pedophile say to a little kid?












hey kid, want to buy some candy?

Daveb0t


Elite_Insane