if you could go back in time

rtil · August 12, 2009 12:05 AM

for a week, anywhere, anyplace, anytime, with no repercussions and 100% chance of getting back just fine, where would you go and what would you do?

i think i would go to the mid 20's in the bronx and party

funzop · August 12, 2009 12:54 AM

id go back to the time when i was 6 and this girl let me see her vagina and i let her see my penis under the jungle gym and a 5th grader saw us
i would punch him him in the face and ask for her number

anigen · August 12, 2009 01:07 AM

i'd go to the future where they discover how to create dimensions

and then i will create my own dimension where i am eternally young and there are no men only beautiful women and i will master everything i want to master and become an amazing artist, fighter, musician etc and i will also invent enzyte only it will actually work and not be bullshit so by when im ready to come back to my time i'll pretty much be the coolest guy on the planet

and then i'll use whatever time i have left with a time machine to kick everyone who i've ever disliked in the balls, without repercussions

billy · August 12, 2009 01:09 AM

i would make sure rtil was never born

rtil · August 12, 2009 01:57 AM

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emanhattan · August 12, 2009 01:58 AM

I would go back to the time when I was like 12 and would punch me in the face for buying yu gi oh trading cards.

or probably I would just give my younger self my current deck cuz I got a lot of rare cards and didnt get rid of them before the fad was gone

Casey Pixmintro · August 12, 2009 01:59 AM

I would make sure Tywo was never 'born'.

anigen · August 12, 2009 02:00 AM

Quote from: emanI would go back to the time when I was like 12 and would punch me in the face for buying yu gi oh trading cards.

or probably I would just give my younger self my current deck cuz I got a lot of rare cards and didnt get rid of them before the fad was gone

you could always give them to me

retrosmash · August 12, 2009 02:08 AM

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^ i actually kinda laughed at this!

anigen · August 12, 2009 02:13 AM

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ok fine if you wanna get complicated i'll go back in time when the universe was invented and i will ask god to make me a time machine and THEN i'll go into the future happy????

rtil · August 12, 2009 02:18 AM

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what if you go back there and god doesn't exist and you have to spend a week sitting around in the void

like what squidward went through except much longer

Ghost Of A Bullet · August 12, 2009 02:25 AM

I would go back to when the singer from Three Days Grace was still in his mother's womb, and kick her several times in the stomach to guarantee a miscarriage

anigen · August 12, 2009 02:26 AM

Quote from: rtilwhat if you go back there and god doesn't exist and you have to spend a week sitting around in the void

like what squidward went through except much longer

then i would eat the void itself and become god

redmongoose · August 12, 2009 02:56 AM

Quote from: rtili think i would go to the mid 20's in the bronx and party

^either this or I would go back to the 50s and ride around with Elvis, Johnny Cash, and Jerry Lee Lewis during that tour they did with Sun records and get fuckn wasted

trent bortknob · August 12, 2009 03:40 AM

Quote from: squfarthen you would cease to exist

i laughed at this for some reason

also, 100% i'd go to sometime inbetween 1977-1979 so i could get a lot of disco clothing (though i wouldn't step a foot into a disco)

actually what would be really bad ass imo would be to like buy a bunch of disco shit but wear a bunch of clothes from this time period, then i'd seem really cool and unique and shit

then wear the disco shit when i got back to the present

i'd probably also see some old prog band while i was in the time period like king crimson or something

texas · August 12, 2009 03:47 AM

can we also travel to parallel universes or is it just through time this is important

jebxz · August 12, 2009 04:00 AM

i would go visit the singularity just before the big bang.

Flash · August 12, 2009 04:21 AM

Quote from: taylori'd probably also see some old prog band while i was in the time period like king crimson or something

they did three gigs last year in chicago so there's always hope they'll still perform
but i would totally see like yes before it started suckin

plus I'd probably launch the idea for some thngs i don't like and make them fail miserably

Daveb0t · August 12, 2009 04:26 AM

Quote from: nonzopid go back to the time when i was 6 and this girl let me see her vagina and i let her see my penis under the jungle gym and a 5th grader saw us
i would punch him him in the face and ask for her number

lmao

I would relive this week and have gay, anal sex with myself

CoolDrMoney · August 12, 2009 04:35 AM

I would do something very funny!