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xezlec

July 12, 2009 03:03 AM
Alright, so I've become widely and universally known as such a violent, genocidal, white-supremacist pedophile with an offensive odor that I clearly make Adolf Hitler look like Bugs Bunny with cute puppy sauce, and all in under 1 post!

My bad.

I've decided I should probably write an apology so that I can go back to being as vibrant a poster as I once was.  So here goes.  I am sorry.  I am filth.  I am vermin.  I am the vomit of Amy Winehouse after consuming the feces of a thousand Takeru Kobayashis.  I am very nearly one percent of Rush Limbaugh.

I don't know that I will ever regain my former anonymity and nonexistence, but I can only try, and pray to the gods that they will show no mercy upon me and will obliterate my tormented, overpriced, user-friendly soul like an iPhone in a "Will It Blend?" TV spot.

First, to Rtil, I apologize for watching the "Move Your Feet" video so many times that I stretched the tape all out, ruining it for everyone after me.  Second, I apologize to Lalios, for jumping on the bandwagon and having fun at his expense even though he seems like a legit dude (though naive and unwise in the ways of the web -- I mean seriously -- an APOLOGY?  On a WEB FORUM?  No no no no no no no -- you're not getting this -- you're supposed to come in and slap your wang around like you own the place -- regret only shows weakness, and the scent of blood will only draw the sharks of perdition -- or something).  Thirdly, I apologize to everyone else on this forum, for the previous sentence and its contextually inappropriate semi-serious tone and accompanying near-total lack of humor.  Fourthly, I apologize for the previous sentence........... And finally, I apologize to everyone in the world, for collapsing the quantum wavefunction they spent so long constructing.

Hmm... I may be infamous again now... better write an apology...

Orangebeef

#1
July 12, 2009 03:11 AM
who

rtil

#2
July 12, 2009 03:13 AM
incredible

DrRumack

#3
July 12, 2009 03:13 AM
naw its cool dude

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

Mushroomboy5

#4
July 12, 2009 03:22 AM
Oooooh babe.
Don't leave me now.
Don't say it's the end of the road.
Remember the flowers I sent.

jjjjjjjjjj

#5
July 12, 2009 03:43 AM
Oooooh babe.
Dont leave me now.
How could you go?
When you know how I need you,
To beat to a pulp on a saturday night.

ansel

#6
July 12, 2009 05:04 AM
someone's just realized they can make AS MANY ACCOUNTS AS THEY WANT

Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

Necronomitr0n

#7
July 12, 2009 05:42 AM
i was going to post a coolstorybro but rtil blocked the address

ps fuck you guys
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

RobHalford

#8
July 12, 2009 06:07 AM
Quote from: systechoi was going to post a coolstorybro but rtil blocked the address

ps fuck you guys

coolfailbro.jpg

QuoteBut nevvgrounds is totally different from 4chan. We are a different set of people.
Quote<+ukinojoe> kirbopher is a pile of jackets
<+ukinojoe> if you remove them all
<+ukinojoe> all thats left is a dead rat

shura

#9
July 12, 2009 06:36 AM

rtil

#10
July 12, 2009 07:58 AM
Quote from: systechoi was going to post a coolstorybro but rtil blocked the address

ps fuck you guys
it's called uploadin it somewhere else noobie!

trent bortknob

#11
July 12, 2009 08:23 AM
Quote from: systechoi was going to post a coolstorybro but rtil blocked the address

ps fuck you guys
col dude because you know posting a 4chan pic here would definitely be the most clever thing you could do

Necronomitr0n

#12
July 13, 2009 02:32 AM Last Edit: July 13, 2009 02:33 AM by systecho
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: systechoi was going to post a coolstorybro but rtil blocked the address

ps fuck you guys
col dude because you know posting a 4chan pic here would definitely be the most clever thing you could do
did you not read the part where i said i did not fucking care at all what people think of me posting shit

and rtil that would be cheating tsk tsk
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

trent bortknob

#13
July 13, 2009 03:40 AM
Quote from: systechodid you not read the part where i said i did not fucking care at all what people think of me posting shit
GOD DAM U r BADASS u dont care what we think hol shit

Necronomitr0n

#14
July 13, 2009 03:56 AM
i had no intentions of trying to act like a badass

i said it because it's true
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Philip K Dick

#15
July 13, 2009 04:05 AM
coitus! coitus! coitus! coitus! coitus! coitus! coitus! coitus!

trent bortknob

#16
July 13, 2009 04:30 AM
Quote from: systechoi said it because it's true
holy shit its the truth guys woah mother fucka

redmongoose

#17
July 13, 2009 04:52 AM
no autographs plz
Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

Necronomitr0n

#18
July 13, 2009 04:57 AM
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: systechoi said it because it's true
holy shit its the truth guys woah mother fucka
yes it's the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth are you really that dense
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

trent bortknob

#19
July 13, 2009 01:41 PM
Quote from: systecho
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: systechoi said it because it's true
holy shit its the truth guys woah mother fucka
yes it's the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth are you really that dense
you cant even tell when im fucking joking lmfao god dam
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