Hi I'm Billy Mays!

[Maximus]

This website kept popping up around Newgrounds. So I decided to join.

Expect me to post around a little bit.

Bye for now, gentlemen.  

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[RobHalford]

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[Necronomitr0n]

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[Daveb0t]

oh so you are a newgrounds faggot

Hundreds of miles away and thousands of feet in the air, a dark and twisted monster was riding towards Hoenn.

Kiako gazed at the landscape below him, red eyes raking over the world of man. The biting cold of this altitude did not bother him. Why would it? He was no more human than the beast he rode upon.

The dragon roared at him, asking how much farther their destination was. The man with demon eyes checked his scanner.

"Two more days. Be patient. I know that this traveling is tedious, but you'll get your chance at battle soon enough."

"Gyarr!"

"We're going to destroy an entire city this time. The Pearl cannot be destroyed, so I see no reason why we should not just blast the area into oblivion and find our objective in the dust and rubble."

Gyarados snarled unhappily, and Kiako laughed with genuine humor.

"I was kidding. Come now, what do you take me for? There would be no fun in simply blasting it to hell from the air. We'll be going right down there and hacking up those vermin...one rat at a time."

The dragon nodded, turning its attention back to flying. Kiako lay back and delved into his own thoughts. Yes, their goal was nearly at hand. Well, the first part of it, anyway. What a damned long and overcomplicated legend this was. First comes the Pearls, then the Seal, then the Princes, then the King. Honestly, if the end result wasn't as delicious as it was, he'd likely have blown off Team Rocket years ago.

But, he supposed that, in the long run, he was glad he hadn't. He'd grown up among normal people...boring, insane apes that were as cowardly as they were stupid. They were capable of great destruction, yes, but they were too...unpredictable. Too unreliable. It would be dangerous to oppose them directly, but he was not nearly charismatic enough to rally the worms to his cause.

Hence why he accepted Giovanni's offer.

He didn't really have a choice, of course. The two had come to blows on top of that mountain, yes...and the dark man had utterly destroyed him. But instead of finishing him, and instead of walking away, Giovanni had merely pointed to the sweeping vista below them. And then he had said the words that had changed his life.

"All that you see can be yours...if you fall on your knees and worship me."

And gods, the way he said it, the power the man exuded...it left no doubt in his mind that Giovanni was capable of his offer. Humbled and desperate, he'd done as he said.

Kiako had spent the first few months of his service planning to kill the man at the first sign of weakness or betrayal. But such events never came to pass. Giovanni was not the same as the bland weaklings he'd grown up with, or the disgusting and violent cowards that had hunted him down in his adolescence.

Instead of demanding respect like the vermin who claimed to be his parents, he earned it through logic, strength, and efficiency.

Instead of condemning his abilities and trying to kill him for them, Giovanni actively encouraged his development.

And mostly important, instead of making him some low-ranking minion, the dark man had set him up at the top, and the two of them turned his once incompetent army into something small, sleek, and deadly.

And now, with their goal finally coming to fruition...

Kiako smiled into the morning sky over Kanto. Things were certainly looking promising.

[Wasim]

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[salutations]

hi

[ansel]

oh so you are a newgrounds faggot

like everyone on this site came here from newgrounds so u gay

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[Maximus]

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[Greenkitten]

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[99]

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