i found a really big centipede in my fuckin bedroom

davidmoore0 · July 23, 2009 05:40 PM

those arachnids look like they would tear you up.

Daveb0t · July 23, 2009 05:55 PM

FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK!!!!!
I officially hate you with the burning intensifying wrath of the 1,000,000,000,000th layer in Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Philip K Dick · July 23, 2009 05:59 PM

wht thr efuckc

billy · July 24, 2009 12:25 AM

i will bet i could kill the fuck out of all those spiders

man imagine how fuckin freaky and gross we look to spiders

we got teeth bigger than their whole fuckin bodies we could just crunch them up razor sharp teeth

trent bortknob · July 24, 2009 01:52 AM

the one that got away yesterday i found later that night because my cat kept pawing at something on the wall

i killed it w/ my shoe

my cat is the best

ZekeySpaceyLizard · July 24, 2009 02:11 AM

billy · July 24, 2009 02:28 AM

Quote from: taylorthe one that got away yesterday i found later that night because my cat kept pawing at something on the wall

i killed it w/ my shoe

my cat is the best

This one time my cat was crunching on something... he was like, chewing and there were these big nasty crunching sounds, and then he closed his mouth, and like 5 sec later, this beetle flew out of his mouth completely unharmed and flew away into the sky.

Beetles are some tough motherfuckers

Flash · July 24, 2009 02:38 AM

I read on that "darwin awards" site that some guy died because he was riding his motorcycle really fast without a helmet
he didn't crash or anything - he hit a big beetle and it pierced through his skull

shura · July 24, 2009 05:09 AM

Quote from: Zekey

i love this

shura · July 24, 2009 10:53 AM

you know it

Greenkitten · July 24, 2009 11:04 AM

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?
A centipede with a wooden leg !
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?
He took too long to put his boots on !
What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?
A centipede with athlete's foot !
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot ?
A walkie talkie !
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat ?
A centipede with chilblains !
What has 50 legs but cant walk ?
Half a centipede !
What do you call a guard with 100 legs ?
A sentrypede !
Why was the centipede late ?
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?
You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....!

Daveb0t · July 24, 2009 02:55 PM

creamcorn · July 24, 2009 05:36 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKnisE0fhOs

Fuzz · July 24, 2009 06:19 PM

Why do we have so many threads with pictures of strange creatures in them?