new and mandatory omegle thread

[leone]

You: hi
Stranger: HI
Stranger: from?
You: earth
You: u?
Stranger: dry humor
You: thats not a planet
You: asshole

[Necronomitr0n]

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You: yo
Stranger: I was walking just the other day
Stranger: past the movies bars and grand hotels
Stranger: I saw a girl I new from my past
Stranger: she was taking numbers while she shakes her ass
Stranger: and than it slowly dawned on me
Stranger: that not everyone's life turns out the way that you want it to be
Stranger: and so a car pulled off to the side
Stranger: she gets in and she takes a ride
Stranger: walks away with money in her poclet
Stranger: from greasy her and pervert hand
Stranger: cause love is a thing that she can only fake
Stranger: so she gets what she take
Stranger: and I was walking just the other
Stranger: saw a girl so lonely
Stranger: I had to say
Stranger: where is your momma
Stranger: or boys from your past
Stranger: with a tear in her eye she looked at me
Stranger: said not everything in life turns out the way you want it to be
Stranger: and you can spend your life running from the ghosts
Stranger: or stand up and try to make the most
Stranger: I was walking jsut the other day
Stranger: all alone I got to listening
Stranger: to a little voice inside that says
Stranger: is this the way that I want it to stay
Stranger: the sun is shining down on me
Stranger: and all the clouds that blow in the way
Stranger: they stay for a while
Stranger: and when they move I start to see
Stranger: the days still gives it light to me
Stranger: and i slowly realize
Stranger: that this is the way that I want it to say
You: bravo
Stranger: thanks
You: what is that from
Stranger: it is a song I wrote
Stranger: I left out a couple lines
Stranger: as I am talking to a buddy about woman troubles
You: neat song
Stranger: whats up with you
You: not much
Stranger: nice
You: just a little late-night omegle chattin'
Stranger: nice nice
Stranger: any good conversastions
You: i haven't been on omegle in months
Stranger: i found out about it yesterday
You: ah cool
You: so where are you from
Stranger: USA
You: omg no way !
You: so am i
Stranger: there is a good population that are from there
Stranger: like 300 mill or something
You: yeah about that
Stranger: ?
You: maybe higher
Stranger: give me an estimate
You: i think it's like 3 bil
You: lion
Stranger: the world is only like 6
Stranger: i think 3 bill is a little high
Stranger: and i don't count babies
Stranger: or the elderly
You: shoot you're right
Stranger: it happens
You: brainfart
Stranger: I have had a ton of those today
Stranger: my boss has a hot daughter
You: you should try to hit on her
Stranger: i never see her
Stranger: I went to highscnool with her
Stranger: I was in his office the other day
Stranger: and her picture was there
Stranger: and he told me not too look at her
Stranger: and I told him said he mentioned it I am open to the option
You: what
Stranger: he told me not to check out her picture
You: oh lmao
Stranger: and I told him that since he brought it up
Stranger: I would be open if he wanted to give me her number
You: hahahaha
Stranger: sadly he did not
You: i haven't gotten in a whole lot of trouble in school
You: i'm a fairly mild-mannered guy
Stranger: college?
You: high school
Stranger: i got ya
Stranger: I graduated like 3 years ago
You: i'm gonna be a senior this year
Stranger: this girl graduated 2 years ago
Stranger: have fun as a senior man
You: so she's older than you?
Stranger: naw
Stranger: I am older by like a year
You: oh that's good then
You: i really don't want a chick that's older than me
Stranger: I am game either way
You: something about it makes me go ehhhhhh
Stranger: there is a pretty hot woman at my work who has to be like mid 40's
You: i'm kinda picky but something tells me i sholdn't be
Stranger: that is ok everytime I find a nice girl
Stranger: I focus on everything that is wrong with her
Stranger: till it makes it not work out
You: why
Stranger: i have no idea
Stranger: it is annoying though
You: that tends to happen alot
Stranger: yeah
You: you just can't focus on the good things
Stranger: yeah it is lame
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: my adivce to you, is hit on all the ladies
You: yeah
Stranger: nice
You: ok i gotta go
Stranger: alright
You: nice talking to ya
Stranger: have a good last year
You: thanks
You: bye
Stranger: see ya
You have disconnected.

i'm really bad at this :'(

[whoareyou]

[steps on you w/ cleats]

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[salutations]

You: the last person i talked to was really gay
Stranger: MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :3
You: aaaaannndddd i see you are too
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