The DA Game

Started by lenko, June 21, 2009 08:25 PM

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Gmagnum

#60
this post has been removed
i'm really sorry about all my stupidity on this forum.
i didn't know what i was talking about and was an asshole.
so i take back all of this as it no longer represents me.
i was unable to remove the posts in the locked threads.

Crabarms

#61







The Arrival of Kyle

(Kitchen)

(Kevin is talking on the phone)

Kevin: Okay, great. I'll let the kids know. (Hangs up phone) Kids!

(Living Room)

(The kids stand shoulder to shoulder)

Kevin: My little brother Kyle is coming to stay with us.
Sonic: That's great!
Tails: When does he get here?
Kevin: He'll be here in a few minutes.
Vanilla: So remember; be on your best behavior.
Kids: OK!

(Doorbell sounds; Kevin leaves to get it)

Kevin: Hey, you made it!

(Kyle and Kevin come in)

Kyle: How's it hanging?
Kids: Hi Kyle.
Kyle: Well, you know who I am, but who are you?
Sonic: My name's Sonic.
Tails: Mine's Miles Prower, but everyone calls me Tails.
Knuckles: I'm Knuckles.
Amy: I'm Amy Rose.
Rouge: I'm Rouge.
Shadow: I'm Shadow.
Cream: And I'm Cream.
Kyle: Nice to meet you guys. Hey, you know where I can sack it out around here?

(Kyle's Room)

(Kyle is unpacking his stuff)

Kyle: Hey, thanks for showing me to my room, Rouge.
Rouge: Hey, no problem.
Kyle: Kevin has a nice house here.
Rouge: It's Vanilla's. Kevin's her boyfriend. He does a good—
Kyle: What's wrong?
Rouge: WAAHHH!
Kyle: Oh no.

(He carries her to Vanilla)
Kyle: Something's wrong with Rouge.

(Vanilla sniffs her)

Vanilla: She needs a new diaper.
Kyle: How do I do that? I don't have and training in childcare.
Vanilla: I'll have to show you.

(Nursery)

(Vanilla takes off Rouge's overalls and lays her on the changing table)

(Kyle un-tapes her diaper)

Kevin: Bogus.
Vanilla: You'll get used to it. Wipe and powder her now.

(Throws it away, and wipes Rouge, who is calmer. She faces Kyle and smiles.)

Rouge: Thank you.
Vanilla: get out a clean diaper.

(Kyle blushes and laughs; Takes out one for boys)

Vanilla: That's one for boys.
Kyle: Oh, sorry.

(Puts Rouge in a clean one for girls.)

(Sets her on the ground; Rouge runs off)

Vanilla: You did well.
Kyle: Thanks.
Vanilla: But if that were Sonic, it would have been a Herculean task to stop him. He's the fastest.
Kyle: Hmm...

(Living Room)

(Shadow is playing a video game)

Kyle: What're you doing?
Shadow: Playing Kung Fu Warrior.
Kyle: I'm pretty good at that game, want to play against me?
Shadow: OK.

(Shadow and Kyle go to player select; Kyle selects "Shang", Shadow selects "Kai". The arena is a far eastern beach)

(They fight; Shadow wins round one)

Shadow: Gotcha there.
(Round two begins; they fight; Kyle wins)

(Round three begins; they fight; "Kai" uses his super move, a huge, bluish-green fireball that depletes 45% of "Shang's" vitality)

Shadow: This lesson's going to be painful: Never let your foe get the advantage.
Kyle: I'll keep it in mind. I can teach a lesson in fighting too. Just because your opponent gets his licks in first doesn't mean you have to quit.

("Kai" uses his super move, a combo move that KOs "Shang")

Shadow: You ARE good.
Kyle: Thanks, you're pretty good yourself.
Shadow: Want to have a rematch later?
Kyle: Sure.

(Both give "Thumbs up")


(Property of R55)

jjjjjjjjjj

OH MY GOD THE WORST

lenko

<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

Greenkitten

Quote from: squfarwhat the fuck is wrong with these people holy shit
america



Orangebeef

honest question

why do people still like sonic

Crabarms

Quote from: Orangebeefhonest question

why do people still like sonic
I believe they have a deep fruitful lust for sonic that they feel the need to worship him
with horrible art.

Daveb0t


Frankie

#68
After trying this out, I've come to a little conclusion that DA officially can make anything at all into anime.

Ren and Stimpy...

 

farfenwaffle

I am bad at this
I like to animate

PocketIllust

I searched "pokemon sonic" and i got this   this isn't the WORST thing in the world, but it ain't good


i also got this.   this ones kind of an irony because in japan, both Harley from Pokemon and sonic have the same voice actor, Junichi Kanemaru.   go fucking figure


also...
idk about you guys but i think with a little fine tuning, this could be pretty swell! (with the exception of the shitty prologue)   Yes i like sonic the hedgehog.   yes i like pokemon.   YES i am a tool.  

YES I should be shot and killed for liking this FUCK
Welcome to the Fantasy Zone

PocketIllust

Quote from: squfarbuck I THINK YOU NEED TO CLAM DOWN
Welcome to the Fantasy Zone

retrosmash

uuhhhhh

WELL

















especially terrifying:

redmongoose

Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

retrosmash

Quote from: REDMONGOOSE
roflmao
exactly

retrosmash

yay my childhood is slowly decomposing before my very eyes
















DrRumack

what the fuck is this

oh god no

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

shura


DrRumack


<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

Necronomitr0n

Quote from: SashuraChowder_by_nondekin.png
hello nightmares
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

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