worst smell ever?

Started by rtil, June 7, 2009 03:33 AM

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Greenkitten

When I went to indonesia I finally realise why every second shop had incense. the place the reaks



psi43

ok now this is something very specific

A few months ago i bought a seeds, so I planted them in a flowerpot in my room, right under my window (which is one of these diagonal windows cause my room is in the second floor). The sun was shining right onto it.

One day, I found a probably really old bottle of some drink that has a lot of sugar in it anyways and it smelled really really bad. I didn't feel like going downstairs to throw it away so I decided to open it up and give it to the flowers.

The next day I see that the little plate the flowerpot was standing on was full with that shit. It sunk right through the pot, through all the earth and shit. This was the most horrible smell I have ever smelled, especially because the sun was shining right on it for about 4-5 hours before I woke up. My whole room was smelling like shit.

It smelt like uhh, well I dunno how to explain it. But when you smelled it it felt like you ate something really spicy. It felt like that in your throat which was really weird.

LordZeebmork

one time I went over to my dad's house and the entire place smelled like what I thought was a dead rat, even though it would have had to be a fucking massive rat to create a stench that painful. (imagine 200 fat niggers in a small room with a heater and piles of old kfc. now multiply that by a few million.) the smell was worst around the refrigerator, so after a few failed attempts to hold my breath while walking to it and grabbing food, I gave up and pretty much stopped eating, since there's really no point eating something when you're just going to want to hurl it back up. and when it tastes like dead rat, which it always did. even the water tasted rancid. whatever died in there somehow managed to turn everything else to its toxic brand of evil.

someone eventually realized there was pasta salad in there that might have been in there a bit too long, so we threw that out, along with most of the rest of the food. but of course, the refrigerator still smells like rat.
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Also, mold. My ol' roomie back in Corps school had this really yummy cake that she kept in a container. She didn't bother throwing it away when she moved and it sat in the back of the fridge for two months. When me and my other roomie were packing and throwing a lot of stuff away, we found the container and it was literally covered in mold. All kinds of colorful mold. I ran from the very top of the barracks (4th deck, good times) all the way to the dumpster to throw that horrible shit away. THANKS ROOMIE OL' BUDDY OL' PAL.
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Frankie

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Yeah, mould is truly awful.

I remember a little while ago I left tuna & mayo pasta in a container in the fridge for about a week (i'd forgotten about it because i was rushing around with uni work), once i'd done my work and needed to clear out my room & fridge, i opened the container and fuck me it was absolutely rank.

Down the road is a town with a steelworks which I drive through quite often to get to places. Every few times a week they'll release sulfuric gaseous waste into the atmosphere - that's a pretty buzzin smell too, think raw eggs which have gone off.

I also really dislike the smell of car exhausts  

GeneralIvan

Year old wet dog shit slowly cooking away in the hot summer sun.

psi43

Quote from: GeneralIvanYear old wet dog shit slowly cooking away in the hot summer sun.

yeah uhh no. I don't know if you noticed but dog shit only smells when it's fresh, when it's a day old or even older it doesn't smell at all unless you step into it.

But "wet dog" is also very smelly.

billy


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Boy psi, you sure do know a lot about shit!

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psi43

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ive got a dog

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ive got a dog
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zNelson24

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Those things sent people to the hospital when I was in middle school. I hate them, I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!! Is there a way to go back in time and stop them from ever existing?
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Wasim

smell of dead bodies. it was awfull
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trent bortknob

in my science class near the end of this year they were storing dead cats in the back because some of the classes were dissecting them

of course the cats also had some horrible smelling chemicals on them which made it a million times worse

the teacher tried to spray some vanilla scented air freshener around but that didnt work it just made the room smell like dead cat cake

Dagolith

dead cat cake eh?? hmmm
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shura

oh when i had to dissect sharks in my biology class, they were pickled in this horrible embalming fluid that make me want to puke everytime i inhaled. still not as bad as raw sewage tho