Ryan Miller Discovered To Be Three Chinese Midgets

[whoareyou]

SEATTLE—Upon returning to the apartment room belonging to veteran online animator Ryan Miller, 21, a friend of the animator's, only identifying himself as 16-year-old Chris T., found the DigiPen graduate student to be "wobbling." T., a Portland metro area resident, said he barged in the Redmond, Wa. apartment without answering, as the door was unlocked on accident, and found Miller to be "an animatronic costume with a man of Asian descent coming out of the bottom." T. felt threatened that the man responsible for the costume of who was a friend of his at some point would hurt him if he found out about it and would acknowledge others, so he grabbed a butcher knife and threw it at the three men who were inside the costume of Ryan Miller. None were struck. It has been pointed out that three men are reponsible for "Ryan Miller's existence," as he really is, just a fake. The animations? Those were hired by other people, mostly fellow DigiPen students, to be done for the money. The three men are the midget brothers Ma from Shanghai province, China, and are doing this "just for the laughs," according to the elder brother. However, Seattle Police weren't laughing when they have decided to file multiple charges against the three Ma brothers, who range in ages 18 to 31, among those fraud-related. At least two of the charges filed against the three are felonies, and could face a minimum of three years in prison.

"It really is just a fake. Rtil was a fake, all along," says Tom Fulp, the founder of Newgrounds.com, an online website where "Miller" was a frequenting member.

"I can't believe it.," says a shaked Chris T. "My brain was like soup. It made no sense when I found out this good-looking, free-spirited animator was really three midgets, fooling us the whole time!"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VUTMKuokIQ

[zNelson24]

I dont get it.

[rtil]

even i didn't know this

[ansel]

even i didn't know this

I laughed for no real reason

[PocketIllust]

what kind of weed are you smoking?

[RobHalford]

[whoareyou]

even i didn't know this

That's because you're not Rtil, now are you, Yu Lo/San Chee/Tan Si Ma?

[salutations]

corny.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

[LordZeebmork]

san chee