Bored as fuck!

[Fuzz]

Post something funny or entertaining here. Because I am bored as FUCK!!!!!!

[Mushroomboy5]

http://www.najle.com/idaft/

http://en.akinator.com/#

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/recent/1

[lenko]

the internet is the worst place to go when you're bored

[ansel]

stop complaining and go outside

[texas]

there is a magical thing to do outside that everyone on the internet isnt doing and once you do it youre cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pehHNJWKf3g

[Philip K Dick]

Doppel Dingus
By Armon Pakdel

   Doppel Dingus the Wizard lived up on the hill way out yonder past the humble town of Fimbus and the Dark Forest of Yorn. Doppel Dingus had thrice cats, and a beard that 'twas long as he was tall. He donned a magician's cap, and a robe made of silk and dragon's hyde. Being a practitioner of the magical arts, Doppel Dingus knew every spell there was to know, from The Spell of Conjuring æ Pot-Roaste to The Spell of Destruction & Doom.
   One day as Doppel Dingus was preparing himself a rather scrumptious corn-on-the-cob to eat for break-fast, Sir Evil Knight Perseus Finnigus Mantus Bitch-Fuck burst through the door.
   
   "Sup bitches" said Perseus, quite obviously referring to the three cats that lay idly on the grownd, and had not been disturbed whatsoever by the intrusion. "Dingus. You and me got a score 2 settle."

   "What are you doing in my house?" said Doppel Dingus, apparently quite confused by the sudden appearance of his old nemesis.

   "Isn't it obvious, dingleburger?" said Perseus. "I'm taking these cats, and you're gonna have to come to my lair if ya'll ever want to see them again."

   "Wh-" was all Dingus could manage before Perseus was gone in a whisk, along with the three cats.

   DOPPEL DINGUS MUSST FIND THE 3 CATS IN TIME OR ELSE!!!!

The end

   Chapter 6!The Dawn of Dingus.

   Chapter 5: Doppel Dingus was tip-toeing atwixt the corridor whence all of a sudden the giant jack-alope came upon him with blinding momentum. Having but a instant to dodge, Dingus tumbled & fumbled to his right, narrowly dodging the jack-alope's razor fang.

   "What business hath ye in thane donjon?" boomed the feisty Jackanape.

   "I just came to get my cats back, dude" said Dingus.

   "Thou shalt not pass. This keep is the property of The Evil Knight Sir Perseus Finnigus Mantus Bitch-Fuck, of which I guarde with most zeal."

   "Zeal this" said Dingus, which was his bad attempt at a one-liner. Drawing his stave, the Jack barely had time to react as Dingus cast the Oblivion Hail spell, rendering it dead.

   Doppel Dingus made his way through the stone floors of the dungeon with much haste, anxious to rescue his captive cats. Soon he came to a locked door that no magic could undo the latch to. Outwitted and frustrated, Dingus decided to take a break. Pulling out his trusty Nintendo DSi, Dingus played for hours until he grew bored.

   "Now what?" he muttered to no one in particular.

   "Now what?" the walls echoed back.

   Suddenly, an idea sprang into Dingus's mind. Taking out his DSi once more, he reeled back his arm and slammed the device as hard as he could against the doorknob of the locked door. The DSi shattered into one million tiny fragments. The door didn't budge.

   "Cock-nuggets!" said Dingus, kicking the door in frustration, to which it opened instantaneously. Behind it stood King Arthur.

   "King Arthur?" said Dingus. "What the heck are you doing here, dude?"

   "I have come to stop you, Dingus" bellowed the King.

   "Why has everyone come to stop me? Seriously, what's up with this?"

   "You cannot have your cats back, Dingus" said King Arthur in a commanding tone. "There are things about those cats that you might not ever comprehend. We are using them to create another universe."

   "But... in order to do that you would have to destroy this universe!"

   "Yes... but everyone in this castle will survive, and be transported to the new universe. Heh! Heh! Heh!"

   "You're crazy, dude!" shouted Dingus. "I just want my cats back. Where are they? Where is Perseus?"

   "He is waiting patiently on his throne so he can be crowned the king of the new universe."

   "Well I guess I'll have to get through you to get him! Hi-ya!"

   Suddenly, King Arthur and Dingus were standing in the middle of an arena.

   "I used my kingly magic to transport us here" said Arthur. "The victor will be granted an audience with Emperor Perseus.

   "Have at you!"

   Dingus spat a fireball made of magic meatballs that pierced King Arthur's skull, killing him. The audience hissed and booed as Dingus was escorted by several guards to the audience chamber.

   "Perseus!" said Dingus, "Where are my cats?"

   Perseus sat on his throne, looking tired of something. He pointed with his index finger to the wall, where Dingus saw his three cats each hooked up by their paws to some sort of device. The machine was draining them of their power, which was evident by nothing really in particular.

   "Jeez. Can't we all just be friends?"

   "Yeah, I'm getting kind of bored of this whole new universe spiel anyway."

   Perseus got up from his chair, stretched, yawned, pointed with his staff at the three captive cats, and undid their chains.

   "Thanks dude." said Dingus. "Well, I guess we'll be on our way..."

   Suddenly, Spain burst out of Dingus's chest.

   "Urgh.... Gurgh... what did you... do to me?" said Dingus, struggling on the ground as Spain slowly crushed him.

   "You shouldn't have trusted me, dingleberry. You didn't even notice when I surgically implanted the entire country of Spain into your bloodstream. Heh!"

   Perseus triumphantly rose from his chair (which he had already risen from) and cackled a hideous laugh. But he had forgotten one little thing...

   
   Suddenly, Spain exploded in a fury of whiskers.

   "Whaaaaaaaaaat?" blubbered Perseus as shards of Spain were sent flying all across the room.

   The three cats still had enough energy left to save the day!

   "Shit. I thought I had eliminated all obstacles!" whined Perseus.

   "Think again" said Dingus, drawing his wand (even though it was actually a staff). He concentrated all of his energy into the wand and blasted Perseus to smithereens with a Doom Death Kill spell!

   "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" squealed Perseus as he died.

   After the dust cleared, Dingus and his three cats were the only things left standing in the big pile of rubble.

   "Lets go home, guys."

   "Okay" said Sing Boy.

[zNelson24]

Go outside!

[ansel]

there is a magical thing to do outside that everyone on the internet isnt doing and once you do it youre cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pehHNJWKf3g

no, really. Whenever I'm bored I take a walk, sometimes for hours, not looking for anything or anyone. It's refreshing and makes my little internet world seem claustrophobic and dull

[Crabarms]

no, really. Whenever I'm bored I take a walk, sometimes for hours, not looking for anything or anyone. It's refreshing and makes my little internet world seem claustrophobic and dull
[/quote]

oh cool im not the only one that does that.
I always felt weird walking nowhere, and often wonder if the cars I see are stalking me.

When I was younger I would play basketball and sort of drift off and just imagine weird stuff.

[billy]

the internet is the worst place to go when you're bored

[Fuzz]

I do go outside when I'm bored sometimes. I just don't do it at 1:30 am. And thank you to the people who gave me several minutes of entertainment!

[jjjjjjjjjj]

teh internet iz 4 porn xD

[Flash]

teh internet iz 4 porn xD

what a Queer

[Necronomitr0n]

the internet is for j_seeds

[LordZeebmork]

http://cryptm.org/~nort/light/