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Casey Pixmintro

#40
May 26, 2009 11:00 PM
I like the just rub my face about a day or so after shaving cuz I love to feel the little hair bristles on my cheeks.
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Hammi

#41
May 26, 2009 11:16 PM
Quote from: 99I feel satisfied after i shave off my beard and moustache as well.










all girls have mustache and beard too, they just bleach it

dont come here and think we dont know
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<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn

trent bortknob

#42
May 27, 2009 12:53 AM
i  wish i cou.ld grow facial hair other than stubby moustaches tha tlook like shit

Necronomitr0n

#43
May 27, 2009 03:18 AM
my parents keep telling me that the more i shave the faster it will grow HOW THE FUCK IS IT SUPPOSED TO GROW IF I KEEP SHAVING IT FUCK
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

ansel

#44
May 27, 2009 03:19 AM
Quote from: systechomy parents keep telling me that the more i shave the faster it will grow HOW THE FUCK IS IT SUPPOSED TO GROW IF I KEEP SHAVING IT FUCK

either shave often or have a shitty dead-rat moustache

your choice

Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

jjjjjjjjjj

#45
May 27, 2009 03:29 AM
I love these so muchhh even the burn of the aftershave is so satisfying after it goes away

Ok im about to replace the razor inside since its all rusted almost

Just gotta replace whats in there

And there ya go!

Necronomitr0n

#46
May 27, 2009 03:31 AM Last Edit: May 27, 2009 03:37 AM by systecho
jseed i hope this isn't real because all this talk about you practically sayin that your dick goes 'weeee-ooop' over shaving is kinda making me go :[
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

jjjjjjjjjj

#47
May 27, 2009 03:50 AM
Quote from: systechojseed i hope this isn't real because all this talk about you practically sayin that your dick goes 'weeee-ooop' over shaving is kinda making me go :[
I don't get aroused by it, but the feeling of it is very great

salutations

#48
May 27, 2009 06:55 AM Last Edit: May 27, 2009 07:09 AM by salutations
I don't shave I nair! I think the best feeling in the world is that first day you've just removed all pubic hair and it is so soft and smooth and even the air hits it a different way its greaaaattttttt


but then it sucks a few days later when it starts to grow back and you get all itchy and burny!!! then its time to shave/nair again

idk jssed this thread is kind of weird why this sudden interest in razor blades i hope you are not becoming depressed

Edit: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDIN ME I WASTED MY 1,000th POST ON THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jssed shaving your pubes does not make your dick look bigger sorry i will just be upfront with you.

i will now post "funny" pictures and a gif









jjjjjjjjjj

#49
May 27, 2009 07:02 AM
Quote from: salutationsidk jssed this thread is kind of weird why this sudden interest in razor blades i hope you are not becoming depressed
probably from sucking too much dick

salutations

#50
May 27, 2009 07:10 AM
Quote from: j_seed
Quote from: salutationsidk jssed this thread is kind of weird why this sudden interest in razor blades i hope you are not becoming depressed
probably from sucking too much dick

1,001 HAHAHAHA fucking

probably from sucking too much dick

jjjjjjjjjj

#51
June 2, 2009 06:07 AM
JESUS CHRIST I MADE A CUT UNDER MY EYE
WHAT THE FUCK IT HURTS OW
NEVER PUT AFTER SHAVE OVER IT JESUS

RobHalford

#52
June 2, 2009 06:18 AM
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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ansel

#53
June 2, 2009 12:33 PM
Quote from: j_seedJESUS CHRIST I MADE A CUT UNDER MY EYE
WHAT THE FUCK IT HURTS OW
NEVER PUT AFTER SHAVE OVER IT JESUS

justice is served

Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

Necronomitr0n

#54
June 3, 2009 04:30 AM
hey guys i'm j_seed look at me
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

jjjjjjjjjj

#55
June 3, 2009 04:33 AM Last Edit: June 3, 2009 04:33 AM by j_seed
systek i have your sisters phone number shes gettin wild over my smooth face

Necronomitr0n

#56
June 3, 2009 04:36 AM
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<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

jjjjjjjjjj

#57
June 3, 2009 04:37 AM
i see how it is

whoareyou

#58
June 3, 2009 05:11 AM
I use something like this
FUCK SQUF HE SUCKS HIS FATHER'S TESTICLES


jjjjjjjjjj

#59
August 5, 2009 05:16 AM
now that ALL of my acne has cleared up shaving has become less of a mess yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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