San Francisco Safeway Restroom Incident

[whoareyou]

Last Saturday, at about 8:30 p.m., my dad went to the Safeway near the Embarcadero of San Francisco (probably around the Marina District). He went there to get a few drinks and snacks with the food stamps that he had. He also had to use the restroom in the store to wash his hands, or whatever, and when he entered in, a man who he described as "an old hermit" exited as he opened the door for my dad, acknowledging to him that "it's messy in there." My dad did not take that for a lie, as he pondered the whole restroom. It was filled with towels, water, and soap, describing it "as if somebody just took a bath." My dad believed that the man who exited out of the bathroom--the old hermit--was the one taking the bath in the restroom, as he laughed while we drove back to our hometown in Sonoma County.

Now I wonder, just what the shit happened here? Did an old hermit really take a bath there? And if you're familiar with this Safeway, please give me further information about this incident.

[LordZeebmork]

mrblue?

[CoolDrMoney]

Welcome home son

[jjjjjjjjjj]

Ain't What It Used To Be

[Ying]

that's really cool

do you have anymore stories?

[GenTrigger]

Um... It's not too uncommon for someone without a home to do some kind of hobo bath in a public restroom.

Mystery solved because there was no mystery.

[MrBlueSky]

mrblue?

Me? No.

[mishkamash]

here we go again

[leone]

[Fuzz]

that's really cool

do you have anymore stories?

I have a story of Hoboish behaviour!


My dad and I own some property outside of town. We built a little cabin out there and and a pond and planted a woods. It's really nice. A few years ago, a drifter broke into the cabin. Luckily my dad is a gun nut and won't go out there with some sort of fire arm. This guy was a veteran from Nam and he was pretty fucking crazy. My dad had his AR15 and used it to scare the old guy away who began to act violently when asked to leave.

I was lucky enough to help clean up the aftermath. He shat in plastic bags and opened up cans of spaghetti O's with his Ice Pick that he brought along with him. He also bathed in out pond and caught and killed a fish and ate that. The cops picked him up a few hours later sleeping wrapped up in a tarp laying next to the creek on the edge of our property.

[Necronomitr0n]

lmfao

[jjjjjjjjjj]

im goin to egypt to be a CAIROpractor ehehaeheha

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

hey mambo
mambo italiano

[Dagolith]

HAHAHAHA food stamps, you poor asshole

[salutations]