Stupid things you did when you were 5 or so.

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lenko

#20
May 4, 2009 02:45 AM
Quote from: IxintroI threw tantrums when I couldn't have my Thomas the Tank Engine. :P

Why the hell did i laugh out loud at this
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

shittyfurryass

#21
May 4, 2009 06:42 AM
I stomped a lil birdy to death  

billy

#22
May 4, 2009 06:54 AM
Quote from: shittyfurryassI stomped a lil birdy to death  
D:

Necronomitr0n

#23
May 4, 2009 07:01 AM
Quote from: shittyfurryassI stomped a lil birdy to death  
ooohhh that reminds me
i killed a salamander with a letter opener and threw him in a ditch and when my friend asked where he went i told him that he ran away
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

creamcorn

#24
May 4, 2009 10:40 AM
we were at the airport and the ticketlady gave my mother her ticket and told her enjoy your flight madam
but it was the first time i heard someone call my mom 'madam' so i asked out loud 'MOM are you a MADAM?'

Alta Don

#25
May 4, 2009 10:49 AM
I was upstairs in my house while there was a party downstairs. Upstairs, there was this chair with wheels. I rolled it downstairs and everyone was shocked. I also destorying a large plant pot.

Wasim

#26
May 4, 2009 10:53 AM
my actionman actionfigure was broken and i buried it in my backyard

RIP 2001-2003
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

Hammi

#27
May 4, 2009 11:00 AM
Quote from: shittyfurryassI stomped a lil birdy to death  

i beat da senseless shit out of a large frog in kindergarten with a sand spade
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn

Greenkitten

#28
May 4, 2009 11:03 AM
I had a hungry hungry hippos game, I tried to feed them milk and cookies. I never played it since


Kirbopher

#29
May 4, 2009 11:04 AM
EVERYTHING.
TehBorkOrlies~ (Kirbin' up your threads since December 2nd, 2008.)

Ashington

#30
May 4, 2009 11:13 AM
I heard a load of kids in my class talk about our teachers assistant being ugly and for some reason i felt compelled to ask her out loud 'WHY DO PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE UGLY?'.
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?
<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D
<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff
Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google
Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

mishkamash

#31
May 4, 2009 01:53 PM
i always tried to beat up people and squirt people with squirt guns when i was little
even while my dad was working
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

InsaneX

#32
May 4, 2009 02:00 PM
Quote from: shittyfurryassI stomped a lil birdy to death  
by

99

#33
May 4, 2009 04:21 PM
Quote from: shittyfurryassI stomped a lil birdy to death  

This reminds me.
I put salt on a slug cause my older friend told me to.  I then proceeded to cry as I watched it writhe in slimy agony and dissolve.

DrRumack

#34
May 4, 2009 05:13 PM
Quote from: Mushroomboy5As a child I had a weak stomach and would vomit on a regular basis.
this
also i stuck peas and corn up my nose

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

texas

#35
May 4, 2009 06:57 PM
as an insult i called people bloods because it was the worst word i knew

lasse

#36
May 4, 2009 07:00 PM
crips 4 life

texas

#37
May 4, 2009 07:02 PM
yea i was born a crip and ill die a crip i like basketball and rap

loon

#38
May 4, 2009 07:04 PM
i found a dead mole. i put this dead mole onto some rocks, took another big rock and started crashing all the bones it had. it was really bloody and im not sure why i did that. it was together with some friends and we had fun watching the head of the mole getting cracked.

Necronomitr0n

#39
May 4, 2009 07:31 PM
I accidentially paralyzed my hamster with legos (don't ask)
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me
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