If You Were Homeless

funzop · April 30, 2009 12:55 AM

id live in the park across from my apartment, steal food, and shit wherever i could
or id go to dc where there are so many museums that make you throw away food that i wouldnt have to worry about lunch

FG_SPace · April 30, 2009 02:14 AM

ideally i'd ride the rails from place to place. but there is are lovely little shanty towns in philadelphia where people live under bridges and over passes on stolen mattresses and the people actually try and make money off of like selling stolen goods cept they're all black and prolly wouldn't accept me.

Necronomitr0n · April 30, 2009 05:29 AM

i'd fuckin die of frostbite
that's what
and furthermore

ZekeySpaceyLizard · April 30, 2009 05:56 AM

all my answers would be walmart

shura · April 30, 2009 06:13 AM

i guess i would hitchhike to florida or somewhere where it's warm all year and live on the beach. maybe make some money doing something random like selling jewelry made out of seashells or seaglass i find on the beach.

FrozenSheep · April 30, 2009 11:39 PM

I'd sleep on park benches and play grounds. Children will wake me up in the morning and I will steal what ever I can from them to either support a possible drug habit or just to get food. I would also play guitar in the streets and scare people with my dirty hoboness for entertainment.

spite · April 30, 2009 11:57 PM

billy · May 1, 2009 12:09 AM

i would seduce a woman and swindle my way into a fortune

Greenkitten · May 1, 2009 09:38 AM

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salutations · May 2, 2009 03:21 AM

Run from state to state robbin' banks and killin whiteys.

Greenkitten · May 2, 2009 05:48 AM

steal a cat and ask for randsom

cr0m · May 2, 2009 08:52 AM

id live in walmart

all the while going to dicks sporting goods to sleep in their tents they have on display

Loathsome · May 2, 2009 02:24 PM

I'd be living inside of rtils cadaver.
It's cosy.