talk to random fags on the internet

[BluPhoenix]

you have connected.
have fun, mofo.
you: Hey.
stranger: WHAT
you: whaaaaaaaaats up.
stranger: NOTHING
You: kewl.
stranger: NO IT'S NOT.
You: why?
stranger: BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY.
You: why are you yelling?
stranger: EVERYTHING'S FUNNIER WHEN YOU YELL.
you: Well, knock it the hell off.
stranger: I CAN'T CAPS BUTTON IS TEH BROKEN.
you: I don't think that this is going to work.
Stranger: YES, YOU ARE RIGHT, WHERE IS YOU LIVE?
you: Somewhere around cleveland.
Stranger:NO SHIT. THAT'S WHERE I LIVE
You: Really? we should grab some coffee at a starbucks, maybe.
stranger: AHAHAHA I'M JUST DICKING WITH YOU I LIVE IN CZHECH REPUBLIC.
You: Oh, cool.
Stranger: YOU SUN OF A BITCH YOU WANTED TO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME.
You: no, I Just wanted to act friendly, I-
STRANGER HAS LOGGED OFF.
You: Stupid mofo...
stranger: I HEARD THAT


Was this one any good?

[InsaneX]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 19/m/us
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[LordZeebmork]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello do U enjoy de taste of frosted dicks
You: i no U do dont lie
Stranger: what is frosted?
You: frosted dicks is wen U take de cum from de dick & cover de dick in de cum
You: & cut off de dick & eat
You: is very delicious
Stranger: ieuw
You: very common meal in my country
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[InsaneX]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello do U enjoy de taste of frosted dicks
You: i no U do dont lie
Stranger: what is frosted?
You: frosted dicks is wen U take de cum from de dick & cover de dick in de cum
You: & cut off de dick & eat
You: is very delicious
Stranger: ieuw
You: very common meal in my country
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wtf thts gros

[Bogswallop]

You: hey baby
Stranger: hello
Stranger: are you male or female?
You: giiirl
You: you?
Stranger: boy
You: cool
You: age?
Stranger: are you horny or someone bored?
You: horny
You: always. lol
Stranger: then you would like to doing something naughty
You: Oooo
Stranger: and tell me
You: huh?
Stranger: do something nauhty and tell me how it feels
You: I'm stroking my dick
Stranger: great..


You: I'm peeing on the seat
You: GIMME A RAISE
You: NOW IM RETURNING TO WORK WITHOUT WASHING MY HANDS
Stranger: ?
Stranger: m or f
You: WEL IT DOESN'T MATTER
You: CAUSE IM HOMER SMPSON
You: I DON'T NEED TO DO MY WORK
You: SOMEONE ELSE WILL DO IT FOR ME
Stranger: m or f
You: DOH DOH DOH
You: I'm better than okay
You: I'M HOMER SIMPSON

I like the way the guy just kept asking if i was male or female.

[salutations]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: my internet username is dicksinthebutt
You: ima wacky girl
You: i like to fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: helo
You: would you like to play a game
Stranger: ok
You: tell me your favorite scary movies
Stranger: what's the game
Stranger: the shinning
Stranger: the exorcist]
Stranger: rosemary's baby
You: ugh
You: those are all horrible
You: watch akeelah and the bee

[Daveb0t]

I cant wait for the NG chat to be up!

[lasse]

Stranger: wassup
You: sup
Stranger: oh not much, just chilling out
Stranger: how bout you?
You: masturbating
Stranger: you're retarded you faggot
Stranger: $disconnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[LordZeebmork]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello do U enjoy de taste of frosted dicks
You: i no U do dont lie
Stranger: what is frosted?
You: frosted dicks is wen U take de cum from de dick & cover de dick in de cum
You: & cut off de dick & eat
You: is very delicious
Stranger: ieuw
You: very common meal in my country
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wtf thts gros

wTF prejudised amerikkan capitalism pig basterd i jihad U bicth

[texas]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tak ah lah
Stranger: hi
You: mi him en tow
You: long live tak
You: long live can-tak
You: long live the crimson king
You: pennywise lives
You: david brown is on altair-4
You: and there are tommyknockers tommyknockers knocking at my door
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[LordZeebmork]

Connecting to server...
You\\\'re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: allah akbar
Stranger: goddamn jews!
You: ja
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Connecting to server...
You\\\'re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: salaam heathen pig
You: allah akbar
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[funzop]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: >.>
You: duhhh hi there
You: is ur name wac
You: cuz
You: duhhh
You: that would be
You: ironic
You: and uh
You: thats humor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yoyoyooy d dawg for izzle
Stranger: HELLO
You: playa playa bling bling
Stranger: bumbasquat
You: shizzle dawg
Stranger: sup
You: ya dats mad dope g
Stranger: ugh
You: 7yeyey
Stranger: umm
Stranger: ummm
You: whats ur name r u a blood
Stranger: umm
Stranger: umm
Stranger: no my body does not contain blood.
You: i will fuk u up C4reel
Stranger: go for it
Stranger: (Y)
You: IM NOT BLACK WHOOAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
You have disconnected.

[Hammi]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: allah akbar
Stranger: goddamn jews!
You: ja
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: salaam heathen pig
You: allah akbar
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lmfaao jews

[zNelson24]

Connecting...

Stranger: Hey Zack, I found found your email on a gay pr0nz site and sent you a letter. HARHARHAR, FAGGOT!!!
zNelson24: You went to a gay porn site and sent an email to someone on it!? EW! GTFO pervert man!!!
Friend: self pwnage!
*Stranger was kicked by zNelson24 (><).


And the moral of the story is: Watch what your saying, even if your coming up with some half-assed queer joke.

[GeneralIvan]

You: Sup
Stranger: nm u
You: LOL! Wat?
You: Anyway. How about that internet?
You: Pretty crazy man.
Stranger: loco
You: Wish I had invented it.
You: In a cave
You: with scraps
You: of metal.
You: ...Yeah
Stranger: poo on the leg
You: Indeed!
Stranger: cum on the foot step of love
You: I would if I could. I'm so impotent.
disconnected.




Stranger: i hate racists
You: Sup mah negro brotha!
Stranger: im not negro
You: Racist!
Stranger: fuck you asshole t(".t)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[lasse]

Stranger: hahaha
You: olol
Stranger: last person disconnected me
Stranger: it was some netherlands chick
You: what a dick
Stranger: I told her that I fapped last night
Stranger: haha
You have disconnected.

[salutations]

t(".t)

[cr0m]

t(".t)

is there even an excuse for dis

[shittyfurryass]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi guy
Stranger: How r u
Stranger: u r a woman?
You: did you hear that they have the cure for swine flu
Stranger: No I haven't.
You: apparently
Stranger: Is it true?
You: it is oinkment
You: hyuck hyuck
Stranger: r u a female?
You: why cant your nose be 12" inches long ?!
Stranger: u r a freak.
You: because
You: then
You: it would be a foot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[shittyfurryass]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi guy
Stranger: Hello
You: i got a funny joke
You: 4u
Stranger: Yeah?
You: why does a bike stand on one leg ?!
Stranger: I don't know...
Stranger: Why?
You: because it is two-tired
You: snappppppppppppppp
You: i like joke
You: tell me a joke
Stranger: So two muffins are in an oven
Stranger: And one muffin says, "Wow, it's really hot in here!"
Stranger: And the other one says, "Oh my God, a talking muffin!"
You: that was quite the PUNny joke
You: ok my turn
You: why did the house go to the doctor's ??!
Stranger: It had the flue?
You: because
You: it had
You: window pane !!!
Stranger: Haha
You: ok i got another
You: it is going to be a laugh and a half
You: what is the biggest problem with snow boots ???
Stranger: I don't know...
Stranger: What?
You: they melt !
You: daym bet you didnt see that coming
Stranger: Wow...that's bad...
You: :C
You: i thought it was clever :{
You: oh well i will make up for it, your turn now !
Stranger: Man...I'm really tired...I don't think I have anything, sorry...
You: ok one for the road
You: why are movie stars so cool
Stranger: I have no idea...
You: because
You: ....
You: thEY HAVE SO MANY FANS
You: mmm that was quite the hyuck
Stranger: That was quite the something, all right
Stranger: Anyway...goodnight...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.