cartoon network REAL

[texas]

oh ok
if it was only that estimate thing it would be dumb
i hate surveys that just make assumptions based off of a few groups

[shura]

You know that corkscrew on a pocketknife? That one that you'd only flip out if you needed to uncork a whine bottle? A girl had that stabbed into her lip.

lmfaoo

[rtil]

My friends niece was watching a show on it so I'm like, "well if this kid is already watching it I might as well view it to see just how bad this is."

The show was that one survival show called Survive This! Which was a bunch of kids who didn't seem to know a thing about the atrocities of the real world trying to survive in a forest in the midwest united states. They walked up to their first challenge, which was: *drumroll* an overturned bus. No, they didn't watch a bus overturn, they simply walked up to a bus that was on it's side and fashioned to look like it was in a mild crash. One of the snots said, "This is like the most intense thing that's ever happened to me." Nothing has actually happened TO this kid, they simply SAW a bus that was on it's side. The actual challenge involved them trying to forage for useful items from the bus in a set amount of time. The show dragged on with a bunch of pussy-hurt kids whining and I look away for a second and look back. You know that corkscrew on a pocketknife? That one that you'd only flip out if you needed to uncork a whine bottle? A girl had that stabbed into her lip. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN? WHAT WAS SHE DOING? So they have a paramedic come and pull it out because she's too much of a wuss to do it herself and she talks about how traumatic the experience was.

I asked the little girl who I was watching this with if she'd rather play Mario or something than watch this and she agreed quickly.

hoooolyyyyyyy crap

you know what i'd love to do if i had the time/money/resources

get a bunch of kids together, interview them and ask them what they think of this tripe and if they miss cartoons. every kid i talk to thinks these shows are garbage. and i'm talking their sweet spot demographic, the 6-12 year olds. they can't stand it

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

fun fact


cartoon network just postponed new eps of the new batman cartoon (one of the few shows that gets rating on their channel) in a desperate effort to make people watch the live action stuff so they can shove it in new time slots

[Skayori]

Somehow...

I saw this coming  

[Wasim]

good thing we dont have cn real

[Chombie]

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/survivethis/

I know you guys probably WON'T want to visit this, but it has the first two episodes of Survive This available for streaming.

Only watched the first episode and I feel so angry for doing so.

[whoareyou]

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/survivethis/

I know you guys probably WON'T want to visit this

We really don't.

[Necronomitr0n]

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/survivethis/

I know you guys probably WON'T want to visit this

We really don't.

who are you to speak on the behalf of the entire back alleys

[DrRumack]

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/survivethis/

I know you guys probably WON'T want to visit this

We really don't.

who are you to speak honestly and accurately on the behalf of the entire back alleys

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

who are you to speak














when












you have



















































NO MOUTH

[rtil]

mobygames the definitive resource for PC games

[Jehosapha]

Not surprised.

[farfenwaffle]

Kill me. Why does cartoon network have to do this? No one wants to watch some idiotic live action crap. Now what channel should I watch if I want cartoons? Even nick has whored itself out.

[shura]

Kill me. Why does cartoon network have to do this? No one wants to watch some idiotic live action crap. Now what channel should I watch if I want cartoons? Even nick has whored itself out.

i guess you just have to watch cartoons online from now on
cartoonnetwork.com has all the cartoons, but not every episode. they only have the 1st season of ppg.

[trent bortknob]

I H8 U ALL LOL

[whoareyou]

[Daydreams of blowing up CN HQ]

[anigen]

i have like 80 dicks

[slack]

aaaaaaaaaaa this is terrible news.  The last thing this terrible world needs is tv shows featuring real kids aaaaaaaaaaaaa

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]