post traumatic childhood events

[Gerkinman]

- When i was but a wee lad, my grandmother sat me and my cousin down in-front of the TV to watch a movie, she thought it was Gremlins, but it was actually Critters, which is a pretty scary movie when your 4 - 5 years old, suffice to say, i haven't seen it since, thanks grandma.

-On the bus to school one day i saw a kid walk out in-front of another bus as we drove by, his body went under the first wheel, but when the second came along he was pulled up between the two and this upper body blew open with allot of organ and bone spewing forth, he then went around the top of the wheel and was plopped onto the road. I didn't talk for a few days after that and i still feel disgusting when i think back on it.

-I watched my sisters dog drown in its own saliva (not as in it was in a pool of it, but that it couldn't swallow it and so drowned with it in its throat) after a week of it fighting off a paralysis tick, it was hard for everyone, we all loved that dog.

-Pregnancy scare while in school, i was shitting my pants, hardcore.

[lenko]

holy shit gerkinman wins this topic

that is fucked up

also lol i remember there being a bomb scare at my school...we got an entire week off because of it

funnily enough a couple years later it burned down

[psi43]

when i was little i saw in rush hour jackie chan called a black guy a nigger not realizing it was offensive, because chris tucker said it, and then when i was at summer camp i said "whats up my nigger" to a black kid and he hit me so hard my skin peeled

god
really that was probably one of the funniest things you ever said on tba

judging by how gay it is, it's pretty sad tho

[Ying]

upper body blew open with allot of organ and bone spewing forth

you've just blown my childhood trauma out of the water

[LordZeebmork]

7th grade

I was in a shitty private school in baltimore (in one of the shittiest parts of the city, right across the street from a porn movie theater and a 7-11 where the neighborhood spics came to beat the shit out of each other and smoke) where there were a fuckton of security guards and they all tried to beat the shit out of me for no reason. one of the teachers was probably a neonazi (he hated all the jewish kids), another was gay and I think he had ocd, another was a bar slut, and another was a fat old bitch. they all hated me. I got dumped in a class with a bunch of (literally) drooling retards, including a black guy who tried to sing along to rap, another black guy who stole everything, and a bunch of kids who just tried to destroy everything they saw. I knew all of the shit that they tried to teach, and when my parents tried to get them to actually give me something on my level they dumped a fuckton of college-level shit on me. the school was determined to make me look as bad as possible, so they tried to provoke me and pick fights pretty much every second I was there. it got to the point where they grabbed me and dumped me in a closet for a few hours every day, for no reason at all, then they claimed that I was being violent or something. they also forced me to sit at a lunch table by myself, sometimes not eat lunch at all, and so on. when I tried to write down the shit that they did to me, they stole the paper, ripped it to shreds, yelled at me, and had me carted off to the closet by the sadistic security guards. the guards also stole my shit constantly.

wooooo yeah wall of text

[Casey Pixmintro]

7th grade

I was in a shitty private school in baltimore (in one of the shittiest parts of the city...)

You lived in Baltimore? Which part, can't tell since ALL parts of Baltimore are shitty! I grew up in Dundalk near Turner Station, bah! I'm never going back!

[billy]

upper body blew open with allot of organ and bone spewing forth

you've just blown my childhood trauma out of the water

[psi43]

when I had to watch these jews getting gassed in that gas-chamber

wait no that wasn't traumatic, I gassed them

[funzop]

upper body blew open with allot of organ and bone spewing forth

you've just blown my childhood trauma out of the water

[emanhattan]

So I was like, what... 11?

I was at someones birthday party in a ranch kinda far away from the city. pretty much All of the kids from my school were there

There was this pool in there. You couldnt even see the bottom because it was sort of dirty.

So some damn idiot dived in without realizing how Not profound this pool was and he smashed his head

and nobody saw it until like a minute later and he didnt come out of the water

they pulled him out and he had a mayor wound in his forehead

I think he didnt make it to the hospital

[salutations]

so is there anyone who didn't have a bunch of shitty childhood experiences???

I feel like most of the really bad shit that's happened to me in my life happened when I was a little kid but I still consider those to be the best years of my life because at that time I was so emotionally underdeveloped that I didn't realize how much anything affected me until i was older, When I was seven years old I didn't care about alot of things lmao. Physical pain  though, the worst I ever felt of that all happened in my teen years.

oh and I've told you guys the story of kayla kindle breaking my face already.

[ansel]

so is there anyone who didn't have a bunch of shitty childhood experiences???

me. Seriously, my life has been pretty cool, unless I'm like, repressing something and someday I'll wake up in the middle of the night screaming

Also, germinman and zeeb have basically won, I don't think anyone can top that bus shit for just sheer visual horror and I know Zeebmork has been raped by the system his whole life

     

[emanhattan]

This thread reminds me a lot of sessions with my psychatrist when I was like 15.

You are asked to reveal shitty moments in your life so you can blame them for everything.

I fucking hate psichiatrists because no matter how good you say your life is they act like "oh youre obviously not ready to talk about all the pain in your life AND YOU ARE REPRESSING IT" and shit like that.

[billy]

so is there anyone who didn't have a bunch of shitty childhood experiences???

me. Seriously, my life has been pretty cool, unless I'm like, repressing something and someday I'll wake up in the middle of the night screaming

Also, germinman and zeeb have basically won, I don't think anyone can top that bus shit for just sheer visual horror and I know Zeebmork has been raped by the system his whole life

     

yea me neither

[billy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1tXhJniSEc

[Gerkinman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1tXhJniSEc

I had a friend who wanted to commit suicide and i literally quoted that and it saved her life, in retrospect i wish she just killed herself because in the long run she made a few months of my life a living hell.

[Fuzz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1tXhJniSEc

I had a friend who wanted to commit suicide and i literally quoted that and it saved her life, in retrospect i wish she just killed herself because in the long run she made a few months of my life a living hell.

Ex Girlfriend?

[Hammi]

-On the bus to school one day i saw a kid walk out in-front of another bus as we drove by, his body went under the first wheel, but when the second came along he was pulled up between the two and this upper body blew open with allot of organ and bone spewing forth, he then went around the top of the wheel and was plopped onto the road. I didn't talk for a few days after that and i still feel disgusting when i think back on it.

are you fucking serious

jesus

[BloodyCheery]

Jesus fucking Christ Gerkinman.

[mishkamash]