sing boy gets laid: volume 2

Philip K Dick · January 6, 2009 03:14 AM

The Actual End of Sing Boy: The Absolute End of the World

Characters:

Sing Boy (Peter)
Andrew Capelli
Breasts
Count Periwether II Formerly known as Andrew (Andrew's son is the future from the past)
Grib-mon the Tentacle Boy

Sing Boy gets laid chapter 1: Sing boy gets laid

10,000 years before the birth of Jesus Christ, The Bourne Supremacy was released on DVD. A war raged between two factions. The man-beasts and the spiders. Coming this summer.

5 minutes later, in the past, a small child was born, a large child was born, in the future.

The end.

"What the hell is that?" yelled Sing Boy.
"What the hell is that?" yelled Sing Boy.
"What the hell is that?" yelled Sing Boy.
"What the hell is that?" yelled Sing Boy.
"What the hell is that?" yelled Sing Boy.

Sing's boy's daughter is captured by the Spanish Yakuza. We must save her. The end. It is too dangerous!

The end.

Then Andrew died. Help me! Yelled the Andrew. Sing boy can't save him yet unless one won wonton weighs waves waits.

Bison wear armor in the night.

Trench warfare. Trench warfare. The trench warfare.

Chapter 1:

Sing Boy stood stroking his beard at the end of the hollow tunnel. He glanced to his right. He glanced to his left. There were seven scorpion crystals that he must collect on the edge of the ravine. Go now!

Omaha did not like the way Sing Boy was dressed. First destination: France! Sing Boy arrived in a small hubble 20 years before it was created. Formerly known as Thorpe Thorpe-ock 7... a nursing home for bison.

"I must collect the 7 scorpion crystals!" quoth the Andrew. "Then maybe Breasts will like me!" Andrew's lust for Breasts was a long-necked crane that had been in effect for many suns, and suffering rapid necrosis, due to a biological agent known as B14S.

10 years later...

The End

Chapter 2:

7 years ago...

"Sing Boy? Is that you Sing Boy?"

The End

From the inventors who brought you Scorpion! ⓒ

His grandeur was imposing. His grandeur was imposing - three times more than that of his daughters. The end the beginning. The end was the beginning.

And sing boy was in the middle of it all.

A brief diversion, and a tale of love and scorpions: The end.

The end.

funzop · January 6, 2009 03:19 AM

what t

Greenkitten · January 6, 2009 05:13 AM

Quote from: NoneZopwhat t

I doubt anyone could have said that better.

rtil · January 6, 2009 06:38 AM

wer u on drugz wen u mad this? XD

Philip K Dick · January 6, 2009 04:11 PM

the end

lenko · January 6, 2009 05:12 PM

I am not surprised that this came from a mars volta fan

trent bortknob · January 6, 2009 08:39 PM

lmfao

i laughed really hard at this part especially:

Quote from: itSing's boy's daughter is captured by the Spanish Yakuza. We must save her. The end. It is too dangerous!

Daveb0t · January 6, 2009 09:04 PM

It would be nice to see this turned into a movie

Greenkitten · January 7, 2009 08:56 AM

Quote from: DavebutIt would be nice to see this turned into a movie

Directed by mr Spielberg

Flash · January 7, 2009 02:16 PM

this reads like a Douglas Adams book

creamcorn · January 9, 2009 11:58 PM

i liked the ending

Philip K Dick · February 25, 2009 07:11 PM

[size=]Act 1, Scene 1
      Mr. Dove's Hut, Early Morning
   "Three million grobnogs! ...and where exactly do you expect me to come up with a sum of that extravagance?" said Bass, reeling back and cringing dramatically.
   Mr. Dove gave the young man an awkward look. Shifting his large crow head, (for Mr. Dove was, in fact, a crow) and sighing, he made a decision.
   "Bass, you may be my long time customer, but you know I do not give anyone discounts. I will give you one week to raise the grobnogs... if you do not have the $ by then, I am afraid I cannot help you..."
   "Three million grobnogs for some sailing supplies..." began Bass, "Perhaps I should abandon my hopes to woo Portia and become a simple telemarketer... and maybe a bear-wrassler on the side..."
   "Well, I won't stop you," said Mr. Dove. "Bear-wrassler or not, you have an obligation to get me those grobnogs by next week."
   "I do?"
   "Indeed. We have your daughter, Mr. President, and we won't hesitate to kill her if you don't comply with our demands."
   Bass scratched his head in confusion. After a few moments of awkward silence, Mr. Dove slapped Bass across the face with his wing.
   "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!" he shouted, over and over again.
   "What in the cock are you on, bro? said Bass, getting up and backing out of the hut. He fell into Australia. He fell into Australia. He fell into Australia
   "I don't want a pizza, I don't want a piece of peanut brittle, I don't want a pear." The end... Suddenly Steven jumped into the moon.
   "Stop right there!" yelled!
   Hello
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trent bortknob · February 25, 2009 08:51 PM

lmao i i liked how mr. dove was a crow

and also how the story kind of changed plot lines

also the use of lyrics from dinner bell