i just ordered a fleshlight

billy · February 24, 2009 05:15 AM

Your order details are as follows:
Order ID: xxxxxxx
Product Unit Price Qty Total
Puma Swede Fleshlight $79.95 1 $79.95

Sub Total
$79.95

Tax
$0.00

Shipping
$13.60

Total
$93.55

i ordered 2nd day shipping, so hopefully it will come on thursday

i'll tell you guys my experiences

i got the special puma swede fleshlight

https://www.fleshlight.com/flg/

BloodyCheery · February 24, 2009 05:18 AM

Oh what the FUCK Billy!

Bwahahahaha

salutations · February 24, 2009 05:47 AM

i found my brothers once it was the worst experience

Philip K Dick · February 24, 2009 06:05 AM

swede

spite · February 24, 2009 07:19 AM

hahaa...
have fun

Greenkitten · February 24, 2009 09:04 AM

Quote from: Roland the Robotswede

LordZeebmork · February 24, 2009 10:33 AM

???

Loathsome · February 24, 2009 10:49 AM

Quote from: Magyar
Quote from: Roland the Robotswede

psi43 · February 24, 2009 12:59 PM

dane?

Kött · February 24, 2009 01:06 PM

lmao... I can't believe you've actually spent 80$ on a piece of synthetic

I got a rubber pussy for my 18th birthday because some pals thought it would be fucking funny... The only fucking funny thing was that the same guys who gave it to me sticked beer bottles, pretzel sticks and other shit in it so it broke the same day

Until now I haven't tried it and I'm pretty sure that I will never do so. There will be enough other pathetic things beside plugging your sausage into a vibrating piece of plastic you could tell your grandchildren of in a few decades ...

ansel · February 24, 2009 01:18 PM

lasse · February 24, 2009 02:10 PM

Quote from: Loathsome
Quote from: Magyar
Quote from: Roland the Robotswede

salutations · February 24, 2009 03:16 PM

for that much money you probably couldhave gotten a cheap hooker to blow you everyday for a month

Frankie · February 24, 2009 03:47 PM

$90 for a piece of vibrating plastic. what a quality investment.

Daveb0t · February 24, 2009 03:48 PM

one hundred dollars

you better pass that along to your children when you pass away

shura · February 24, 2009 07:13 PM

why don't you just fuck your really hot girlfriend instead?

zomfgbie · February 24, 2009 07:22 PM

Quote from: Sashurawhy don't you just fuck your really hot girlfriend instead?

Kött · February 24, 2009 07:23 PM

Quote from: Sashurawhy don't you just fuck your really hot girlfriend instead?

I don't think it has arrived yet...

DrRumack · February 24, 2009 08:12 PM

ahahahaha

billy · February 25, 2009 04:23 AM

Quote from: Kott
Quote from: Sashurawhy don\\\'t you just fuck your really hot girlfriend instead?
I don\\\'t think it has arrived yet...

you don\\\'t have enough posts to give me shit motherfucker

and we\\\'re waiting until marriage