Dragons With Pom Poms is like this totally awesome online comic

[shura]

i liked it

[topcatyo]

The most mature comic ever put on the internet!

Actually, no, it was rushed and made in three hours, but whatever.  Feedback is still appreciated, like always.

[rtil]

it's called the large hadron collider

[RobHalford]

it's called the large hadron collider

HOLY SHIT COCK JOKE

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

oh i see you switched the a and the r and made it turn from hadron to hardon
wow noone has done that in the history of all the internet sir i bow to you

[topcatyo]

it's called the large hadron collider

Oh shit, now I see where I went wrong!

it's called the large hadron collider

HOLY SHIT COCK JOKE

Penis.

oh i see you switched the a and the r and made it turn from hadron to hardon
wow noone has done that in the history of all the internet sir i bow to you

Because I was totally going for "well thought-out" here.
Hence why I state how it's such an original and amazing joke plenty of times both in post following the comic as well as the post that linked to the comic in this thread.
You see, my good sir, I was going for the perfect storm of rauncy humor.  The Large Hardon Collider is a concept which, in itself, seems to juvenile and simple, but really it's used as a guise, a veneer, if you will, to the actually entirely more clever joke throughout.
You see, in the comic itself we have the Large Hardon Collider, which may seem like a case of your standard letter reversal to get a whole new object and meaning, but it is all actually a metaphor for the pornography industry as a whole.  We have the two penises (peni?) about to collide into each other while countless, faceless spectators watch in anticipation.  The penises are the porn movie itself, the crane representing the producers of the porno and getting everything in its place.  The spectators are the unseen fans that view the movies over the internet or though the other various methods.  Some of them take notes to take away as knowledge on how to make their sexual experiences better.  The unnoticeable door in the background represents the door to opportunity and how, in the porn industry, it gets smaller, experiences shrinkage, and cannot be seen unless one really looks for it.
The joke is expanded in both the title and the caption of the comic.  "The Large Hardon Collider test goes underway" is slightly more veiled than you might think.  The word "test" can be extended to create the word "testicles", which happen to be synonymous with the image of a phallus.  At the same time, the word "test" can also be used to mean the word "experiment".  When one decides to try homosexual intercourse, it is referred to as "experimenting", like with these two penises about to try what being together is like.
The title, "Hot Stuff Coming Your Way" is introduced to, once again, lull the reader into the false idea that this comic is juvenile and not the well-crafted metaphor it is.  The "hot stuff" is obviously the man's ejaculate that he expels when he reaches climax during intercourse, "coming your way" contains the word "coming" which sounds like the word "cumming", derived from the word "cum", which is also the male's ejaculate.
The blog post that accompanies this comic is full of various metaphors and allusions to human sexuality that to go into detail would require a novel, but allow me to list a few.  The line "Boy am I mature!" both lampshades the fact that some people[size=] (such as you)[/size] may lack the intelligence to see past the juvenile joke that acts as the mere book cover to this deep essay.  However, it is a sentence that also equivocates, as the maturity referenced in the sentence also refers to one reaching puberty, when one becomes interested in sex and various sex-related topics.  All this from one sentence!  You can imagine how describing the whole blog post would be like considering that sentence's metaphors and hidden meanings pale in comparison both in intelligence, wit, and size compared to every other sentence in the blog post.  That was a mere warm-up.
So, I am sorry you lacked the elementary level of reading comprehension to truly understand the depth of the comics I produce.  If you truly wish to read "literature" that is more to your level of intelligence, I suggest giving this a look.  Who knows, you might find it stimulating.

[Flash]

normally when people post sutff like this they don't actually waste their time typing it themselves

[Necronomitr0n]

my god

[topcatyo]

normally when people post sutff like this they don't actually waste their time typing it themselves

Yes, but I have fun doing it, so I figure why not.

normally when people post sutff like this they don't actually waste their time typing it themselves

Yes, but I have fun doing it, so I figure "Why not?"

[Mushroomboy5]

it's called the large hadron collider

Oh shit, now I see where I went wrong!

it's called the large hadron collider

HOLY SHIT COCK JOKE

Penis.

oh i see you switched the a and the r and made it turn from hadron to hardon
wow noone has done that in the history of all the internet sir i bow to you

Because I was totally going for "well thought-out" here.
Hence why I state how it's such an original and amazing joke plenty of times both in post following the comic as well as the post that linked to the comic in this thread.
You see, my good sir, I was going for the perfect storm of rauncy humor.  The Large Hardon Collider is a concept which, in itself, seems to juvenile and simple, but really it's used as a guise, a veneer, if you will, to the actually entirely more clever joke throughout.
You see, in the comic itself we have the Large Hardon Collider, which may seem like a case of your standard letter reversal to get a whole new object and meaning, but it is all actually a metaphor for the pornography industry as a whole.  We have the two penises (peni?) about to collide into each other while countless, faceless spectators watch in anticipation.  The penises are the porn movie itself, the crane representing the producers of the porno and getting everything in its place.  The spectators are the unseen fans that view the movies over the internet or though the other various methods.  Some of them take notes to take away as knowledge on how to make their sexual experiences better.  The unnoticeable door in the background represents the door to opportunity and how, in the porn industry, it gets smaller, experiences shrinkage, and cannot be seen unless one really looks for it.
The joke is expanded in both the title and the caption of the comic.  "The Large Hardon Collider test goes underway" is slightly more veiled than you might think.  The word "test" can be extended to create the word "testicles", which happen to be synonymous with the image of a phallus.  At the same time, the word "test" can also be used to mean the word "experiment".  When one decides to try homosexual intercourse, it is referred to as "experimenting", like with these two penises about to try what being together is like.
The title, "Hot Stuff Coming Your Way" is introduced to, once again, lull the reader into the false idea that this comic is juvenile and not the well-crafted metaphor it is.  The "hot stuff" is obviously the man's ejaculate that he expels when he reaches climax during intercourse, "coming your way" contains the word "coming" which sounds like the word "cumming", derived from the word "cum", which is also the male's ejaculate.
The blog post that accompanies this comic is full of various metaphors and allusions to human sexuality that to go into detail would require a novel, but allow me to list a few.  The line "Boy am I mature!" both lampshades the fact that some people[size=] (such as you)[/size] may lack the intelligence to see past the juvenile joke that acts as the mere book cover to this deep essay.  However, it is a sentence that also equivocates, as the maturity referenced in the sentence also refers to one reaching puberty, when one becomes interested in sex and various sex-related topics.  All this from one sentence!  You can imagine how describing the whole blog post would be like considering that sentence's metaphors and hidden meanings pale in comparison both in intelligence, wit, and size compared to every other sentence in the blog post.  That was a mere warm-up.
So, I am sorry you lacked the elementary level of reading comprehension to truly understand the depth of the comics I produce.  If you truly wish to read "literature" that is more to your level of intelligence, I suggest giving this a look.  Who knows, you might find it stimulating.

You should put this kind of effort into writing your comic, rather than into explaining it.

[rtil]

well

whatever you were going for

you failed

[topcatyo]

You should put this kind of effort into writing your comic, rather than into explaining it.

Bullshitting and coming up with a comic idea that's funny that hasn't been done (to death) are two different things.

[texas]

topcat posts more replies defending himself than any other

[topcatyo]

topcat posts more replies defending himself than any other

Yeah.
However, this forum is really the only place that gives me negative criticism (or any feedback, really), so I cherish it and I take it to heart when you flame my attempts at comics each week.
Keep it up.

[RobHalford]

topcat posts more replies defending himself than any other

Yeah.
However, this forum is really the only place that gives me negative criticism (or any feedback, really), so I cherish it and I take it to heart when you flame my attempts at comics each week.
Keep it up.

Everyone loves TBA cunts.

Well except for eyelovepenis.

[Crabarms]

Pretty funny, its not like you devote your life making cock joke comics. Well at least from as far
as your comics show. Sure they are old but 1 or 2 wont kill anyone. So far its not like your
the only one making them. This was the first time I seen/heard the hadron/hardon collider joke so my
point may be invalid.

[lenko]

you asked for feedback and got it, i don't see why you're being so defensive

take it in and move on

also what the fuck is with the music on here lmao

[topcatyo]

you asked for feedback and got it, i don't see why you're being so defensive

take it in and move on

also what the fuck is with the music on here lmao

Yeah, I'm done with being in defense mode from yesterday.

[topcatyo]

This whole update was done two hours ago and is therefore probably not good at all.
Sorry.  I'll not slack off this week (no promises, though).

[RobHalford]

Uh...what?