Cooking with SHADOWFOX2

Started by SHADOWFOX2, February 17, 2009 12:36 AM

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SHADOWFOX2

Tonight I will be making pizza from a Chef Boyardee kit!
I've never done this before, so surely it will be a disaster...
I'll be taking pictures to show my progress

Step 1: Mix flour in with hot water until there's no more powder left.
           Watch NCIS/talk on IRC while it sits there for about 20 minutes.

^ Should look like this ^
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

GRINACE

Oh so now you have a camera. Good luck btw.

SHADOWFOX2

#2
Yes, I've had one for about a year now!

Step 2: Once the dough begins to harden, then it's time to put it on a pan and spread it out as evenly as you can.
            Spread the sauce n stuff and add the cheese and any extra stuff you want on (I ain't got nothin)

^Then stick this thing in the oven (that should've been preheated to 425 degrees) for about 15 minutes^
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

zomfgbie

add lots and lots of dead animal
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

SHADOWFOX2

Ok so we're all done!
Step 3: Take it out after it's done. Let it cool until you can eat it.
^

P.S. Don't wait too long or it'll get rock solid
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

zomfgbie

it looks like a blunt weapon
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

funzop


Flash

you forgot the secret ingredient

Hammi

Standing ovation for shadowfox

i didnt think anyone would carry out my tradition of cooking guide :')
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn


Michelle

#9
oh god it looks awful. looks like someone was HIT with a blunt weapon.

YungJazz

Nigga where's my emotional support credit?!


I warned you, stupid.

SHADOWFOX2

LMAO Hammi I was actually gonna post in your thread, but it was about cheesecakes.
Michelle and FreekC, uh it tastes good, and it's from Chef Boyardee so you can't expect much. It's my 2nd try cut me some slack
YungJazz, you didn't even give me a chance.
I'D LIKE TO THANK YUNGJAZZ FOR STEERING ME AWAY FROM CALLING PIZZA HUT AND DOING THIS INSTEAD
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

mishkamash

<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

jjjjjjjjjj


Crabarms

lmao looks like you had fun.

Philip K Dick


rtil

well

better that then pizza hut

they have the worst pizza ugh

jjjjjjjjjj

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Necronomitr0n

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Quote from: Roland the Robot
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Philip K Dick

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