Somali Cruises

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lasse

May 13, 2009 07:57 PM
"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!" -- Lars , Hamburg Germany

"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 - PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English" -- Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA

http://www.somalicruises.com/

just click the damn link

Flash

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May 13, 2009 08:11 PM
"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot! This is a must do." -- Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA

lmfao

ansel

#2
May 13, 2009 08:32 PM
i bookmarked it

Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

aquaticmole

#3
May 13, 2009 09:17 PM
adventure of a lifetime.

shura

#4
May 13, 2009 10:33 PM
QuoteWe guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo

lmfao what the fuck? how is this legal??

ChrisZito

#5
May 13, 2009 10:53 PM
What's the prize for the biggest catch?

Necronomitr0n

#6
May 13, 2009 10:54 PM
lmao this is too good to be true
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

trent bortknob

#7
May 13, 2009 11:06 PM
what the

Mushroomboy5

#8
May 14, 2009 01:04 AM
I don't see any contact information or ways I could sign up. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it's a joke.

Ying

#9
May 14, 2009 01:04 AM
this is exactly like those fake travel guides from Jetlag travel



Dagolith

#10
May 14, 2009 05:30 AM
Quote from: Sashura
QuoteWe guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo

lmfao what the fuck? how is this legal??
.....really?
Quote from: taylorfuck dagolith
Quote from: systechovans with paintings of viking women on them are impervious to all types of damage

ansel

#11
May 14, 2009 05:49 AM
Quote from: Mushroomboy5I don't see any contact information or ways I could sign up. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it's a joke.


Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

lasse

#12
May 14, 2009 08:02 AM
QuoteSOMALI CRUISES

Fun For The Whole Family!

Most cruises offer a mini-bar
We offer a mounted Mini-Gun
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